imagine the kind of person you would have to be to watch that 60 Minutes segment and think "I must do everything I can to defend the people in charge of this process of sending people to be tortured."

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no

At no point watching the 60 Minutes segment did I think, “gee, what would Stephen Miller have to say?”

A few years ago there was a woman who posted something along the lines of “so I went on a date with a guy and he just sent me a wheel of cheese???” I think expecting everyone to go wow what a weirdo but instead everyone was like “u should marry the cheese man”

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this is cyberpunk, as experienced by ordinary people in universe

OK I've watched it. One key piece that hasn't been discussed: DHS didn't just decline to comment, they explicitly referred all questions to El Salvador.

Read the full email Sharyn Alfonsi sent her team about CBS pulling their segment on the Trump admin’s deportations of Venezuelan migrants

Think about how Marjorie Taylor Greene was actually dumb enough to believe that the Epstein files mattered to Trump, and her disillusionment. There were people dumb enough to believe that the right-wing “free speech movement” was actually about free speech.

Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)

My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out

they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice

Gen Z character in a video game: My ass is washed. 1) Congratulations on your shower 2) [Sympathy] No way, you have your whole life ahead of you

Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"

I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product

Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.

nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel

This is a very succinct explanation of why millennials who grew up on dialup are a lot more normal.

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

im so glad i figured out how to eat a lot of food

(recalling a happy memory) That one's going in the cringe compilation

This is huge. Trump has successfully prosecuted a state official for bucking his racist war on immigrants. If they can get a judge, they can get anyone. Gift article.

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At the risk of handing it to JD Vance for finally making a good joke…

NEW: Judge blocks Trump administration's attempt to limit lawmakers' access to immigration jails. Advance notice no longer required & detention facilities at field offices are open to Congress. w/ @kyledcheney.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Think of health insurance companies denying coverage based on minor mistakes. Even the possibility of wielding arbitrary bureaucratic powers against naturalized citizens is corrosive.

Let all my haters be incompetent feels like a prayer I should say every day of my life

Chotiner but for visuals

GOP Rep. Ryan Mackenzie signs the Democratic discharge petition for a 3-year ACA funding extension. He's #218. This now has enough to end-run Republican leadership and get a House vote.

Big: GOP Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick just signed the Democratic discharge petition by Hakeem Jeffries for a clean 3-year ACA funding extension. All 214 Dems have signed. Fitzpatrick is 215. Three more Republicans and it has enough support to end-run Mike Johnson and get a House vote.

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

Now that Santa has built a loyal and addicted customer base it's time for him to start charging money for presents