I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING

If you have a wading bird as a pet, 1) make sure you're not violating any protected wildlife acts 2) the only correct name for them is Roger Egert (pronounced ee-gert)

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Combo hotbot and KBBQ is an unmatched meal

Thank you @smdefelice.bsky.social for the wonderful prints! I can't wait for them to join the heron and frog!

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

namuch what's sun dog with you

Shredded cheese recall www.southernliving.com/f-d-a-recall...

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

'Rising of the sun' by contemporary UK artist Catherine Hyde #womensart #December1st

Please Steelers, lose 4 more games. I want to see what would happen to Tomlin if he had a losing season

fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware cat

Proving we're all 38 here, I frequently do old man groans when getting up out of a chair or picking up something from the ground

My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free

Stepping on squeaky ice : stepping on crackly ice :: squeaky cheese curds : mundane curds

Have a nice Thanksgiving! ❤️‍🔥 #pixelart #thanksgiving #beatemups

Steely Dan could've gone for the points. Still probably going to lose. Unfortunately. But the sting would be less

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

I'm eating myself to ruin today, but I think I found my new fav takeout spot

my online sh0p is back open for a VERY limited time !! and with a discount code ! 🔗 below ♡

must not lick the forbidden ice cream

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

CONGRATS, BROWNS!

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accidentally woke up early enough to see the world born

This is going to be a massive thread of Etsy updates! We've listed a lot of new (and some old) product. PLUS everything is 20% off... AND a portion of all of our sales this month and next will be going to Transanta. www.etsy.com/shop/CloudCu... www.transanta.com

A blue moon hot fudge sundae could fix me rn

Important educational content

Tomorrows friday right

yes but tyler she is

I'll take this win and celebrate. Still disappointing that there's still people in this country that hate queer folks and want to see us disappear or be silenced.

The bassline on Traffic Circle from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a favorite of mine

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

If you are designing a living space with bifold doors, why?

Don't worry leafs fans, Rush is touring again and the Jays are in the world series. That should be enough for yet another year without the cup

Go see the new Frankenstein movie. It is fantastic and a top notch gothic horror movie

Firing a cannon would fix me

(someone who missed the invite roulette) Haha yeah we should do a hellthread

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Today's cheese haul.

“Join the Shirriffs! Serve the Big Chief! Arrest your neighbors! Scour the Shire!”

save me java monster