Biphobic lesbians are like nails on a chalkboard to me. If they would stop messing with STRAIGHT women who were just looking for a different experience, they wouldn’t come after bi people the way they do.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

Eeeee congratulations!!!!!

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

Intimacy starts with safety and consent. Not sex.

This is your daily reminder that sympathy or empathy aren't owed to people who didn't show it to anyone else

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

this reminds me that i think people would be less interested in “raw milk” if we called it “poop milk” or “shit milk”

i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)

It do not matter… Lit is lit!

If you are living in North America and have never read a book on fascism the time was years ago, but go to your library tomorrow.

CHICAGO…

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

No shade why don’t shooters just kiII themselves to begin with? Get to the point and leave everyone else out of it

I'm so sick & tired of ppl trying to infantilize grown ass men who do fucked up & horrible things. Taking away real accountability & responsibility "That's not a man", "he's a boy" No bitch HE IS A MAN & THIS IS SHIT HUMAN MALES/ MEN DO

RFK Jr says he’s uncovered “interventions” that cause autism. There’s no scientific basis for his statement. He’s using autism to come after vaccines, antidepressants, certain food and medications. The “interventions” will be anything MAHA doesn’t want you to have.

Yall know the FDA has paused food checks until late September.. it’s a miracle any of us are alive tbh

DA’s office just swinging their dick. Charging him with 4 felonies is theatre.

"I don't have a problem with it, but it still ain't normal." Is still homophobia. Ain't no Ted Talk. That's the whole thing.

insomnia cookies > crumbl

Smoke in Sinners:

Ykw the last few times I’ve posted media on here it got on the wrong side of the app and hella weirdos and creeps started interacting with it and my page. Again, if you are or mainly interact with NSFW accounts, p00rn accounts, or just general thirst buckets, STAY OFF REGULAR PEOPLES SHIT!

"verifying you are a human," fuck you. You are a browser script, who are you to judge

genuinely difficult for me to get into the headspace of someone so insanely narcissistic that their response to criticism and dislike is to say "everyone who disagrees with me isn't an actual human being."

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

just thinking about it makes me so angry. the worst kind of open race baiting in american politics since george wallace.

They don’t want your money. It’s nice to have and you better have some, but they really just want you and your time. Don’t fuck it up.

Every single museum in America needs to print out "Actually, slavery WAS that bad" and post it on their front door today.

Mind you Arnold’s dad was into some weird (racist) stuff too but he grew up to be a generally chill person. Being evil is a choice!!!!!!!

So we are just gonna ignore that this administration just gave the military power to not only arrest but also prosecute civilians.