How do you say to someone, that during a ten second look, you felt your souls run off into the future, and you just haven't caught up?

I'll pay somebody $4 to be my Valentine

Can't threaten me with screenshots, I'll get a microphone and say it again 💅

Random things you can find in my car? A small bag of animal bones 💀

I swear on my life if Spotify doesn't release the new The Fall Affair album today I'm going to lose my shit 😭

I know you eat your boogers 💁‍♀️

Because I love dead things 🫶 "The come-up's a let down"

I wasn't made to be here

Sorry y'all, didn't mean to ghost, I thought I fell in love

Get in loser, we're going on a not ideal monotonous endeavor

My favorite lyrics from @arrowsinaction.bsky.social @starlesbarkley.bsky.social is an amazing artist! I love it, Starla!!!

Don’t be toxic. Be classier than that. Be toxique. 🤌🏻✨

Be careful in the snow you can slip and you'll land right in my arms baby 😊❄️

Person behind me at UPS was close enough to keep breathing on my neck the whole time I was in line. There's not enough words to express how much I don't ever want that to happen again 🤢

I love the concept of being somebody's peace, but unfortunately I'm a menace

Being short is so random. Like why am I down here

I would cherish every insignificant moment with you

*cracking knuckles* alright, time to disappoint a lot of new people

When you don't miss the person just their ability to unclog the dab pen 😭

Dear Bluesky, Current laundry list: • Save draft • Edit button • Bookmarks with folders not 📌 • Videos longer than 60 secs

Singers whose voices give me chills, in a particular order that I will not elaborate on -Peter Steele -Valery Chubenko -Roe Kapara -Ed Kowalczyk -Victor VP -Gordon Gano -Sloan Anderson

i hope I'm haunting at least one person

next month I turn 9000 years old and that’s kind of a big deal

Ohkay 🤩🤩

Some days I struggle to find the words, and I'm scared shitless I've lost them forever.

Me + you + BoyWithUke April 11th It's a date 🫶

How many days in a row will this song be on repeat? As much as it takes to get me through the rest of winter 🤷‍♀️

I've come to the conclusion that I'm just a fucking pervert

Every time my bestie sends me screenshots it always reinforces my desire to be alone for the rest of my life

When I said I wanted something white and frozen I was talking about a margarita, not this shit 😭

AOL chatrooms were the real Wild West.

I guess we're not dead yet, cause we're still killing time 💀

Used up all my kindness rewinding vhs tapes in the 1900s

My tropical fish would rather die than go for a walk.

Being held for questioning sounds so nice

pronounces semen like yemen

On repeat all day today 😍 open.spotify.com/track/1LsilT...

I think I just won online dating? Also did not match 😅

Jack O'Shea doesn't need to shred as hard as he does, but I fucking love it every time Bayside is a cult 🫶

Me and my 163 vapes had a great year together 🫶

I can count on 2.5 fingers the amount of times a man has brought me flowers 😭

You're giving off hotdog water vibes rn, please get away from me

Is there even a worse movie boyfriend than Christian from Midsommer? 😡😡

*rolls my gorgeous brown eyes*

You want a pizza me??? 🤣🤣

I love winter, I hope I freeze to death

hootie and the blowfish and the hotdog flavored water