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"In his house at Wa'keyh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
7 months ago
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Philip O'Connor
about 9 hours ago
Twitter must be in the news again this morning because I'm seeing a lot of posts referencing it here. It's gone, lads. It's over. I've no interest in it, nor what goes on there, nor who is left there, nor what any of it means on a macro or micro level.
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Stephen Graham
6 days ago
'I would push an elderly lady out of a lifeboat, why won't pretty girls talk to me?'
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Post a banger that's not in English
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14 days ago
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Lube is all around
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18 days ago
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User name checks out, they were also so chicken they blocked replies... This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences
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19 days ago
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Marie Le Conte
19 days ago
just walked out of a dainty little west London café as their "fancy bacon roll" costs 18 (eighteen) pounds and for that price I'd need the "fancy" to mean "contains both caviar and cocaine"
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Steve Peers
20 days ago
It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
21 days ago
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Eddie Robson
23 days ago
Pitching a strip to
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in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see
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James OâBrien
25 days ago
Who radicalised him? (If this article has been deleted when you see this post itâs because a sub editor woke up!)
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Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7y2xyxg7vo
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26 days ago
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Angus Main
28 days ago
Bovino sounds like a cut-price beef drink from Aldi.
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Simon Pegg
28 days ago
This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.
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Tim Onion
28 days ago
It can get lower!
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Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.
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Hootsuite CEO says ICE contract will stand as long as agency honours terms and conditions
âWe did nothing wrong here,â head of Vancouver social media company said in internal call with employees
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-hootsuite-ceo-says-ice-contract-will-stand-as-long-as-agency-honours/
28 days ago
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I see Chris Mason is wanking himself into a stupor this afternoon. Although referring to Sue Ellen Braverman as a Tory Big Beast may be a reach too far for the gossipy little weasel!
28 days ago
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derek guy
28 days ago
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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If this was me I'd keep it on the down low but...
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about 1 month ago
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Chris Hopkins
about 1 month ago
'No one gets to talk shit about our shitshow country except me, or maybe the boy'
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Lewis Goodall
about 1 month ago
Nigel Farage says âhand on heartâ he wasnât going to unveil Robert Jenrick as a defector at his second press conference of the day, planned at 430.
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Liberal Democrats
about 1 month ago
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
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Woodo
about 1 month ago
The attitude of "We are reporters, we simply parrot what is presented to us, not journalists who might look at what they've been presented with and go "WTF is this nonsense, I have a few questions?"" has absolutely killed news media as anything other than a PR outlet for the bad guys.
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John Scalzi
about 1 month ago
A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
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Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFS
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about 1 month ago
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Stephen Graham
about 1 month ago
But tell us again how Britain and Europe are suppressing freedom of speech.
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Lev Parikian
about 1 month ago
Welcome to new Bluesky users. Hereâs how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I donât mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!
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They fucking wish! Mid-landers
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about 1 month ago
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Sarah Owen MP
about 2 months ago
It has become increasingly clear that X - a platform now actively producing explicit and abusive material against women and children - is not an appropriate platform to be using for our comms. I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
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I thought these fuckers were in favour of free speech...
about 2 months ago
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Source: Sky
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If we sanction foreign politicians for targeting political opponents I'd like to see that applied to all countries please!
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Maduro successor Delcy Rodriguez banned from UK for targeting political opponents
The interim president of Venezuela was added to the UK sanction list back in 2020, and is still there, having been sworn in after Maduro's capture. She is one of many members of the Maduro regime desi...
https://search.app/SyrQp
about 2 months ago
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Just watching the presenters of
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memory hole the murder of Jo Cox at a constituency event in order to make political hay against labour. Wankers!
about 2 months ago
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Bavacado Classic
about 2 months ago
If someone leaves beers at your house, they become Your Beers.
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Stephen Bush
about 2 months ago
Honestly also the brass neck of this paper, which cheered this asymmetric trade deal at the time and advocated that Liz Truss, the Cabinet minister who signed it should become *prime minister*.
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Starting to see some right wing slop accounts pop up in the discovery feed. Remember the rules were used to build this place, block and move on, don't engage even to dunk on them. Just block and let them vanish in irrelevance.
2 months ago
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Paranoia strikes lol. Just thought, what if these right wing nobbers are all going on about a delayed general election because Russia got them a new talking point, because Russia invasion of Europe planned in 2028. Bookmark this for my Cassandra file đŹ
2 months ago
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Moose Allain
2 months ago
Itâs basically the last day today to order cartoons from us to get there for Christmas, if you were considering it.
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Duncan Jones
2 months ago
For those who donât know, I have been trying to get ROGUE TROOPER made for 25 years. 25 YEARS! -And not just âoh, that would be funâŠâ
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Middlesbrough FC News
3 months ago
đ§ Boro 'really going for the jugular now'
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/videos/cn987vyp57go?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
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Middlesbrough: Podcast - Boro 'really going for the jugular'
BBC Radio Tees' Paul Addison and former Boro midfielder Neil Maddison discuss an important win against Charlton that extends Kim Hellberg's winning start.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/videos/cn987vyp57go?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
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Moose Allain
3 months ago
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
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HappyToast
3 months ago
Away in a tower His bare feet all red Little lord John McLane Leaves terrorists 4 dead. Breaks necks ina staircase Ties a hose round his waist Jumps out ofthe building & crawl through the vents He'll take their machine gun Make the bad guys all pay Drop Hans frm the top floor & shout Yippee Kay-ay
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Slightly mollified by the knowledge it would never fit me but what a steal!
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3 months ago
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Sarah Murphy
3 months ago
Why wouldnât you want to know? What have you got to fear? Losing your precious Brexit? Being revealed as a traitor and a liar? Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/744215
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PhilipM
3 months ago
This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's đ·ïžinsidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please signđ
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Vladimir won't let trump invade Venezuela till he forces Ukraine to capitulate!
3 months ago
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Moose Allain
3 months ago
You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you.
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Moose Allain
3 months ago
It's Black Friday today, so you may be delighted to hear that we're offering absolutely no special deals or offers on our website.
www.worldofmoose.com
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Website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain. Please feel free to have a poke about. (Also @mooseallain is an excellent follow on Bluesky.)
https://www.worldofmoose.com/
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Complete Control PR
3 months ago
Fair play to The Graun for putting Mani on the front page đ€
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