Twitter must be in the news again this morning because I'm seeing a lot of posts referencing it here. It's gone, lads. It's over. I've no interest in it, nor what goes on there, nor who is left there, nor what any of it means on a macro or micro level.

'I would push an elderly lady out of a lifeboat, why won't pretty girls talk to me?'

youtu.be/bQDY3HFkh_Y?... Post a banger that's not in English

Lube is all around

User name checks out, they were also so chicken they blocked replies... This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences

just walked out of a dainty little west London café as their "fancy bacon roll" costs 18 (eighteen) pounds and for that price I'd need the "fancy" to mean "contains both caviar and cocaine"

It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times

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Pitching a strip to @vizcomic.bsky.social in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see

Who radicalised him? (If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Paging @actualnames.bsky.social

Bovino sounds like a cut-price beef drink from Aldi.

This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.

It can get lower!

www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art... Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.

I see Chris Mason is wanking himself into a stupor this afternoon. Although referring to Sue Ellen Braverman as a Tory Big Beast may be a reach too far for the gossipy little weasel!

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

If this was me I'd keep it on the down low but...

'No one gets to talk shit about our shitshow country except me, or maybe the boy'

Nigel Farage says “hand on heart” he wasn’t going to unveil Robert Jenrick as a defector at his second press conference of the day, planned at 430.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

The attitude of "We are reporters, we simply parrot what is presented to us, not journalists who might look at what they've been presented with and go "WTF is this nonsense, I have a few questions?"" has absolutely killed news media as anything other than a PR outlet for the bad guys.

A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!

Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFS

But tell us again how Britain and Europe are suppressing freedom of speech.

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

They fucking wish! Mid-landers

It has become increasingly clear that X - a platform now actively producing explicit and abusive material against women and children - is not an appropriate platform to be using for our comms. I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.

I thought these fuckers were in favour of free speech...

Source: Sky search.app/SyrQp If we sanction foreign politicians for targeting political opponents I'd like to see that applied to all countries please!

Just watching the presenters of @goodmorningbritain.bsky.social memory hole the murder of Jo Cox at a constituency event in order to make political hay against labour. Wankers!

If someone leaves beers at your house, they become Your Beers.

Honestly also the brass neck of this paper, which cheered this asymmetric trade deal at the time and advocated that Liz Truss, the Cabinet minister who signed it should become *prime minister*.

Starting to see some right wing slop accounts pop up in the discovery feed. Remember the rules were used to build this place, block and move on, don't engage even to dunk on them. Just block and let them vanish in irrelevance.

Paranoia strikes lol. Just thought, what if these right wing nobbers are all going on about a delayed general election because Russia got them a new talking point, because Russia invasion of Europe planned in 2028. Bookmark this for my Cassandra file 😬

It’s basically the last day today to order cartoons from us to get there for Christmas, if you were considering it.

For those who don’t know, I have been trying to get ROGUE TROOPER made for 25 years. 25 YEARS! -And not just “oh, that would be fun…”

🎧 Boro 'really going for the jugular now' https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/videos/cn987vyp57go?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss #boro

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/... Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha

Away in a tower His bare feet all red Little lord John McLane Leaves terrorists 4 dead. Breaks necks ina staircase Ties a hose round his waist Jumps out ofthe building & crawl through the vents He'll take their machine gun Make the bad guys all pay Drop Hans frm the top floor & shout Yippee Kay-ay

Slightly mollified by the knowledge it would never fit me but what a steal!

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This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Vladimir won't let trump invade Venezuela till he forces Ukraine to capitulate!

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Fair play to The Graun for putting Mani on the front page 🖤