Bathysphere. I love an ocean with a happy Bathysphere.

Bluesky continues to be undefeated for joke understanders 😅

I used to be a fluffer but now I’m semi-retired

nonsense, I have seen Sherlock Holmes. I would simply stun with a blow to a nerve centre then pluck the knife from the miscreants hands

They were removing a weapon from a violent attackers hands. You're allowed to do that quite enthusiastically. You are even allowed to kill people trying to kill people.

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

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Once you've looked at mine why not check out @captainhowdy.bsky.social's www.redbubble.com/people/capta...

There's a big sale on at redbubble, up to 40% off www.redbubble.com/people/Happy... Feel free to add your Redbubble page in the replies

There was literally a pangolin that flew combat sorties with the CIA in a dirty war in Laos that then died after drinking too much gin, so there’s at least one pangolin whose record is morally ambiguous

Reform’s Deputy Leader Richard Tice ‘failed to pay £91k in tax’ according to Sunday Times. He says ‘overall HMRC received the correct amount of tax due’

America shrugs and returns to its chlorinated chicken and aerosol cheese, its leading paedophile remaining conspicuously not torn limb from limb on the White House lawn.

Sure, the news might be bad, but at least there’s a lot of it.

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Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man

even for a guy who has bankrupted god knows how many casinos and from there failed in ever more eye-popping ways, this iran shit is a fuck up of absolutely galactic proportions

Imagine a bird crashing thru the windscreen of your airplane, taking out your left eye. Then somehow turning your head to deflect the blood in the roaring wind & safely land. My friend Syd Burrows. After the accident he changed his callsign to Cyclops. He passed away today at 95. Ad Astra, Syd.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

See, we have more in common than the things that divide us.

Starting to think Tonty Blair might be all over the trumpstein files

Drivers: Drivers are extremely safe and law-abiding at all times even though the speed limit is far too low and they could be trusted to travel at the speed of sound, especially at night. Also drivers: You were riding a BIKE? On a ROAD? Are you trying to make me KILL you?

Rewatch complete of Sammo Hung’s action/comedy classic. The three brothers chemistry is unequalled. The humor works while the action and stunt work are amazing. The finale is an all timer with JC vs Urquidez as one of the greatest fights captured on film. Absolutely jaw dropping!

Twitter must be in the news again this morning because I'm seeing a lot of posts referencing it here. It's gone, lads. It's over. I've no interest in it, nor what goes on there, nor who is left there, nor what any of it means on a macro or micro level.

'I would push an elderly lady out of a lifeboat, why won't pretty girls talk to me?'

youtu.be/bQDY3HFkh_Y?... Post a banger that's not in English

Lube is all around

User name checks out, they were also so chicken they blocked replies... This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences

just walked out of a dainty little west London café as their "fancy bacon roll" costs 18 (eighteen) pounds and for that price I'd need the "fancy" to mean "contains both caviar and cocaine"

It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times

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Pitching a strip to @vizcomic.bsky.social in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see

Who radicalised him? (If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Paging @actualnames.bsky.social

Bovino sounds like a cut-price beef drink from Aldi.

This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.

It can get lower!

www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art... Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.

I see Chris Mason is wanking himself into a stupor this afternoon. Although referring to Sue Ellen Braverman as a Tory Big Beast may be a reach too far for the gossipy little weasel!

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

If this was me I'd keep it on the down low but...

'No one gets to talk shit about our shitshow country except me, or maybe the boy'

Nigel Farage says “hand on heart” he wasn’t going to unveil Robert Jenrick as a defector at his second press conference of the day, planned at 430.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward