Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers.

Everyone is getting into congestion pricing

my working assumption is that Trump is mad at Reuters

There’s a note on my phone from the day after the election where I dumped out all my worst fears and predictions to get them out of my head. No one else has ever seen it or ever will.

A lot of "I want to be the lion" and not a lot of googling how a giraffe can decapitate a lion with a kick. The only safe thing to be is one of those birds that sits in the back of a rhino, the reply guy.

I do not understand why some people are so adamant in their refusal to understand that one very important difference between ICE and the Sturmabteilung is that the latter included one out of every six German men in 1934, and we outnumber the former 10,000 to 1.

How can this go on for another 3 years?

The answer seems to be "literally the political consultants who gave us John Fetterman found their next big star, possibly because he used to sell them cocaine when he was bartending at the Tune Inn". Which is pretty fucked.

I know this is an obvious thing to say but we should talk more about what a racist this guy is. He’s as racist as George Wallace or Strom Thurmond but unlike them he often escapes having racism mentioned as a leading cause for all his decisions.

I understand Sean is labeled “rude” so some might not see his posts. 👇

In honor of Mr. Rogers’ birthday, here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that the quote of his you keep sharing, that in times of crisis we should look for the helpers, was for his audience of children. We’re adults now. We’re supposed to *be* the helpers.

He says this stuff so that the chorus of racists will clap like trained seals the same way they do each time groypergooner88 posts a joke about the n-word

Someday I’m going to actually write out my Politics As Soviet Space Pencils analysis because it keeps getting more relevant.

You flip the sign on strait door from Closed to Open, people, it’s not that hard.

Maybe already made this shtick, but the Platner situation is driving me insane, for two reasons (beyond the obvious one of antisemitism, which has been commented on extensively) 1. Performative masculinity, and 2. Trump voter redemption.

Please just need a reference. 99.999999999% of humanity will only ever see them in cartoon form.

Splitting ‘warships’ into two words is gonna be his new thing, isn’t it.

Turtle Chips, man. These things are amazing.

"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...

I am forever grateful that Terry Pratchett was with us as long as he was and it was not even close to enough his work made me a better person, and I do not think I'm alone in that GNU Terry Pratchett, we are so much poorer without you

mother nature put the weather on shuffle

not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

repost to scare an anprim

The fuck are we even doing here, come on man.

A particular lie no one else has addressed yet: he can claim that “everybody in Maine knows about it already” but the most recent polling had 30% of voters saying they *aren’t familiar with him at all* If he thinks his numbers can’t go down he’s an idiot.

I got me a tanker It's as big as a whale And it's about to set SAAAIILLLLLL

Oooh, I know this one. Trump promised him the racism they wanted but felt they couldn’t admit to. He was going to let them say all the slurs and allow them to put women in their place—and they were giddy about it. So they ignored or excused everything else.

I can't believe Golikehellmachine would say he hates people who can read.

"USAID bad" is antivax logic by another name. "Sure, lives get saved or whatever, but then people won't properly hate America the way they should" is the campist equivalent of "I'd rather have my kids dead than autistic"

The year-out projection number was 11 last night. At this rate, we should be hearing that Iran was on track to have more nukes next year than everyone else combined by Thursday evening.

I feel like you’re going to get different responses if you use “wrong” instead of “unacceptable” Like there’s a difference in degree of condemnation between those two words.

Choom what. Have you seen what happened to Tehran? This isn’t some dumbass tariff proclamation he can walk back via Truth Social post; we massacred children.

Very satisfied with how Undercover Miss Hong wrapped up. Good show.

thinking about the voters who intentionally did this to me and the newspaper articles that were published encouraging me to see their point of view

Blaming voters for their choice to put us all in this situation is moral. Neither their ignorance nor their selfishness is an excuse.

I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face, Sobs Congressman Representing Leopards-Eating-Faces Party.

Bread has been fucking baked.

Alright, let’s bake some fucking bread.

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

It’s nice that people are listing their favorites but let’s not pretend the answer to Most Iconic is anything other than Super Mario Brothers or Tetris, which have unrivaled pop culture penetration into the general public.

‘A man whose only scripture is a request for a bribe’

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

He thought only vote good can happen

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.

Did you know that Graham Platner was Ryan Grim's bartender back at the Tune Inn on Capitol Hill, a fact that Ryan Grim acknowledged on X?