American footbinding.

Then why’d they release that survivor back to Colombia.

Insular cultures that seek to cut their members off from accessing state legal systems in favor of “community reconciliation/justice” are universally primed for scenarios like this. Religious or secular, doesn’t matter.

Man, Fae EULAs would be some next level dangerous shit

My Border Policy is very strict (everyone who arrives is given a “Congratulations, you made it!” balloon and some residency paperwork)

This requires you to believe he was at all a getable endorsement and not an active participant in the far-right ratfucking operation. Making overtures towards him would have failed and made the campaign look weaker for the asking

What, did the Saudis let him hold the saw or something?

Sure is nice of him to remind us all of his attempt to extort the mayor.

Fun Personal Fact: I learned the word “anthropomorphize” from a Calvin and Hobbes strip

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: 1) Revenge, but let’s have fun with it 2) Mistaken Identity Causes Hijinks 3) You shouldn’t have touched that 4) Capers and Heists 5) This Is Just “It Happened One Night”

"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

Yeah you really can’t mix the Everyman Beard™️ with K-Pop Idol level skin treatment. I mean you CAN, it just looks… Well, like this.

Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.

NYT delenda est

Today I learned that if you turn a canoe upside down, you can wear it like a hat. Because it's cap sized.

Amazing, even the computer looks like it’s saying this under duress

Aquaman?

If we’re saying True Things About Star Wars: Duel of the Fates is an entirely mediocre fight scene set to good music.

Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38. How old is he REALLY?

Boss fight music in three…two..

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Somebody has to get this guy to Todd Farro himself BEFORE the robot army and destroying the whole of human knowledge

Oh THATS why he announced he wasn’t running again yesterday

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

…wait, is this just the coupons they already offer that can reduce the price for someone without insurance?

Anyone who suggests “death penalty without appeal” as punishment for anything is some combination of A) not discussing in good faith B) too stupid to understand the ramifications C) evil.

Oh hey, NutLick is still around. What’s up, shitbird.

Someone in that room must have kept repeating the phrase “our Christians” until trump latched on to it because it was the only way to make him give a shit (and to not start dropping slurs in the middle of his speeches)

No, see, this is good and on brand for this DoD Hungry people get angry, angry people become dangerous, dangerous=lethality Boom, logic’ed

Oh god dammit I only just now thought of a good joke about Mamdani that would have worked better BEFORE the election.

Alright, now how do we make everyone up there remember how much LePage sucks

JARED GOLDEN ISNT SEEKING REELECTION FOR ME-02 COPPERHEADS OUT

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This is the one that floors me. My career in politics started with a job collecting signatures to close the background check loophole in Maine (I had someone flash a gun under their coat at me on my first day, fun times). It ended up losing at the ballot. So seeing Q2 pass…that feels good.

Overwhelmingly. What’s really amazing is that Yes on Question 2 (the Red Flag Law) is winning by almost the same margin as No on 1

@djinnandtonic.bsky.social some homegrown Good News just to make the night even better

This all reminds me, I really need some Wide Awakes gear. @djinnandtonic.bsky.social what’s the shirt fit situation like for dudes on the bigger/taller scale

🎶As he died to make men holy, let us die to make they/them free🎶

We're shattering the silence, we're rising, defiant Shouting in the quiet, "You're not alone"

mine eyes? seeing the glory. the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled. the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

What nationalization of local races does to a mf’er* *the mf’er in this case being the people of Kentucky

Can’t wear most of my “I am not a right-wing chud” signifiers at a polling location which makes it harder to get people to stop and look at my petition Not supportive people, at least

Bring on the New Colossus Act of 2029!

everybody bring your A game, think of it as a rehearsal for, you know,

Tomorrows headline: Satan shot in the face by former Vice President Dick Cheney; Prince of Darkness issues apology for getting in the way

Every other ad people see will be “look at this Nazi tattoo.” Every Democrat running in the state will be hounded with questions about him. It would be an absolute disaster.

Sea turtles. Sea turtles would be all about the Big Brush