stephen miller told me woke 2 keeps eating his prosecutors so I asked how many prosecutors he has and he said he just goes to twitter and begs people to apply to become federal prosecutors so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding prosectors to woke 2 and then kristi noem started crying

Did he motorboat a patch of poison ivy right before getting on camera?

The American version would be an ICE Out roving tailgate with brats and holy fuck we would love to see it.

RIP to everyone driven mad by the stancilnomicon but I’m fine. Better than fine even. I can read more. Can’t stop reading. Can’t stop reading or the stars will go out keep reading

Someone reminded him about discovery.

What I’m hearing is they had to change the upholstery on the chair after last weeks…incident.

We’re gonna call it The New Colossus Act of 2029

i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

No. Do not use maalox or any other antacid on skin or eyes.

I’m gonna have to mute that motherfuckers name for my own sanity, aren’t I.

cops: knock knock me: do you have a warrant cops: ma'am we'd like to finish the joke me: judge who

Because as we all know, United Healthcare immediately collapsed and its assets were distributed to mutual aid gofundmes

this is a really basic point: if your frameworks - the way you think about politics - led you to believe that the trump movement wasn't a threat to liberal democracy & you haven't updated those frameworks . . . then you are very, very likely also wrong about what to do next

Revoking TPS and abducting asylum seekers should be considered a violation of those same principles

Alright I’m genuinely having a hard time figuring out if she’s gonna run again because this is such a stupid statement

Inshallah and the creek don’t rise

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Are we sure those redactions are text and not photos of the people on the days menu?

Every Big Brain Conference: Advances in race science and money laundering

I genuinely love explaining the saga of The Drizz to people, capped off with showing them this photo.

It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.

I hate everything about this including the fact that I understand all the components

Maybe it’s just me but it seems unlikely that if you put Will Stancil in a room with Ben Shapiro that Will would back down from calling ICE terrorists.

ACAB includes Talia Jane policing how people protest

when people talk about not wanting to vote for "the lesser of two evils"

lined up against the accountability wall by the anarchist HOA

Oh hey someone reinvented Gab.

Alright, I gotta get this off my chest - saying “comrade” sounds fucking stupid and it’s impossible for me to take anything around it seriously.

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

Recognizing how the authoritarian mindset conflates the concepts of respect, subordination, and fear really helps with understanding this entire administration

Pretty confident that’s what Miller meant by “domestic terrorist”

Staking out the position that we should make it a priority to patch whatever idiotic legislative glitch makes government shutdowns possible at all

There’s a lot of negative things I can say about Susan Collins, and* one of them is that she’s incredibly tuned in and sensitive to how she’s perceived and how that impacts her re-election chances. I would not be surprised if she DID actually negotiate this withdrawal to protect her image.

Here's @charles01.bsky.social's summary in the @liberalcurrents.com Discord, which I found nice and succinct:

Aww he blocked me; I was proud of this one

Okay, the last version (not the quoted one, another one) was peam. I think this might be more viable. 80's style action film VHS tape cover font.

“I will protect myself, so that I can continue to protect others”

Uh. So ICE just technically tried to invade Ecuador. Cool new international incident dropping.

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

refer to the @dov.bsky.social charts in future

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Gender studies wins again, honestly. Understanding rape as both a political act and a goal of policy helps break out of the strictly economic understanding of politics that has failed to predict or effectively describe Trumpism

my fuckin BAT SIGNAL LET'S GO

My neighbor told me bad boyars keep misleading his tsar so l asked how many boyars he has and he said theyre just thrown under the bus and theres a new boyar afterwards so l said it sounds like he’s just blaming the boyars because he can’t bear to blame the tsar and then his daughter started crying.

A lot of people really believe that the systems of domination they're invested in are the natural order of things.

Finally working on something for @sodrock.bsky.social

I assume an uptick in werewolf sightings has led to increased demand.