Well that’s illegal

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Wasn’t he the guy from Growing Pains?

“Shit, the judge was paying attention. What else can we try?” “Uhhh…what if we just claim that all crimes are technically being committed in Amarillo?”

I mean come on man we have memes about this

The phrase that’s usually attributed to Omar Bradley (but in the usual quoted form probably originated with General Robert Burrow) — “amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics” — probably needs to be updated with “morons talk ‘lethality’”

Goddamn, class reductionists are fucking useless

No one is ever taking away my imaginary beside the car parkour cartoon buddy. I will punchbuggy them right out the window

THE MEME IS REAL

The target was named. Assassin dispatched.

All the guys at the docks with minor records have 6-figure union jobs with Wayne Freight & Shipping now. Anyone who Henches in Gotham does it because they’re awful.

Alright, I’m going on my honeymoon, the rest of you try not to let everything fall apart while I’m gone.

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

Technologically advance a band: Velvet Semi-automatic

This is the worst fucking Trigun cosplay I’ve ever seen

Incredible.

Oh yeah? Well, my highly-trained body is strong enough to absorb a pizza that would normally go through multiple people, so I don't see what's so impressive

This guy just walked around the Charlie Kirk vigil in Boston, yelling Kirk quotes through a bullhorn

Trumps Lawyers: okay, what if we take screenshots of the first version and put two on each page?

Big brass balls. If there’s some “crisis of masculinity” in America, it boils down to man-children who lack the cojones of this polite, soft-spoken, badass accountant and therefore fail to understand that “showing up for our neighbors” is what being a man means if it means anything.

The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore

Fuck Charlie Kirk. In a just world he would be rotting in prison for Seditious Conspiracy for his part in J6

Do firecrackers expire? If so what’s the half life on those things.

Real good plan waiting to file this until after the whole story fell apart

Did another old lady brush past him hard enough to change his personality cartoon head injury style?

All those goofy-ass hack comedians in the Rogansphere can go on and on about how "dangerous" and "edgy" they are and meanwhile the only ones actually doing their job correctly right now are these milquetoast late night hosts since they're the ones getting actually cancelled by the damn president

Jesus fuck we’re really gonna do multiple days of this hyperbolic bullshit?

and NOW my STUPID HOG COUNTRYMEN are MAD about what THEY DID TO THEMSELVES

Ingmar Bergman’s Kirby’s Dream Land

Where does one find “long shorts for guys who only wear shorts because it’s too hot for pants” instead of “shorts for a guy who wants to show off half his twig-thigh at Braxton and Chet’s schooner douchepalooza”

Harris's campaign was absolutely effective and we can tell by contrasting those places they spent money with the places they didn't.

Jooooooe. 😍 joepera.merchtable.com/A5PQ

For proper perspective: the highest number of deaths ever recorded, globally, was 69.7 million in 2021 - a spike caused by Covid. Not from drugs. All deaths, total. The estimate for 2024 is around 62.5m. He's claiming that drugs killed 5 times more people than actually died on the entire planet.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

With the J6 Ministry of Truth getting started up and the Threaten & Punish strategy being deployed to canonize Charlie Fuckin Kirk, figured it was worth re-upping this thread

Well.

Oop.

What if he gets confused and mixes Kirk in with the foundation cement

Man, sometimes you find out you caught a block from someone and you just can’t figure out how you managed it. Did I shit talk energy drinks at some point and completely forget?

I don't say this lightly: they are cowards and derelict in their oversight and civmil duties.

Lmaooo

To invoke Lincoln and the Gettysburg Address for Charlie “Black people were better off as slaves” Kirk is absolutely repugnant.

Meanwhile…

Wow it’s almost like other countries/organizations have agency and aren’t going to put up with our shit

Where did people get this stupid notion that it’s only political violence if the target is a politician or elected official?

the guy leading the transition interviews is a nick fuentes fanboy: www.npr.org/2025/05/30/n...

Medea Benjamin’s preferred means of “calling out war crimes” is flippantly denying that they occur when they are done by her side of the friend-enemy distinction Bucha, Mariupol, Ghouta, and the abortive genocide of the Kosovars are fictional to her because she is sympathetic to their perpetrators