iPhone feature idea: Gym Buddy mode. Pair with a friend, and you have vox chat between the two of you, ducking the audio of both your headphones’ music when either one speaks.

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

Since Bluesky doesn’t allow spoiler marking, imma tuck this Pluribus theory in a thread. Maybe don’t click through if you haven’t seen the finale.

"Play-with-my-pussy Day/Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken/Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation/You loose bitches need a pussy renovation/You could eat it with a pussy reservation" -Nicki Minaj, TPUSA speaker this weekend. Hoorah for faith & family values!

Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

A licensed ham operator knows a lot about how radio signals work. Assuming the noise he heard on 8613 MHz was the sound of the joined communicating, there’s a 100% chance Manuosos traps one of them in a Faraday cage.

Pro tip: when you need same-day Amazon delivery and you’re just shy of the $25 minimum, you can add a single lime to your cart. And because the warehouse doesn’t stock produce, a SEPARATE DELIVERY PERSON will drive to Whole Foods, buy a single lime, place it in an insulated bag, and drive it to you.

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Finding out that the whole “dogs adopting people” video is AI generated slop is just so infuriating and depressing. It’s such sweet and heartwarming and GOOD IDEA. Of course it had to be fake.

ME: Ugh, Miles has burrs in his fur again. ME (in Miles' voice): I have burr fur. *pause* BURR FUR DEEZ NUTS! KATHRYN: *annoyed stare*

Strong floors, high gallows

The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)

Apple Intelligence should be a flagship feature in Apple Music. Interactive liner notes? Prompt-generated playlists? Makes a lot more sense then novelty crap like Genmoji.

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice Santana feat. Clarence Thomas

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people

POV: you live in LA and say "For Your Consideration" when presenting your picky eater dog with his dinner.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

Elevator pitch for my new app idea, "The Big, Beautiful App": we'll send you a critical alert push notification when it happens, so you won't miss the news if your phone is on silent.

*Listening to the MILWAUKEE BREWERS play the TORONTO BLUE JAYS on MLB.TV* KATHRYN: Hey, their shortstop is named Bo Bichette. Sounds like Boba Fett. This is the way? DAN: Kathryn, he's Canadian. This is the 'eh.

The newest twist to Top Chef Restaurant Wars: in lieu of menus, guests provide prompts that, along with an inventory of ingredients, are given to ChatGPT for both a recipe and a photo rendering of what the dish must look like.

Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?

ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted Women and children in parks

visonOS 26 will revolutionize the way I play simulated pickleball.

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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Apple Turnover: hypercritical.co/2025/05/09/a...

I use the official Gmail app, which I consider the least shitty email app available on iOS. I try every release of Apple's stock Mail app, but it never sticks. I might make the switch this time around though: the way Apple handles message threading is as close to Google Inbox as I've seen.

Surely, someone is working on an Irving B “Melon Head” tiki mug, right?

Ah, 4:30 am, on Record Store Day, over Coachella weekend. The one time I’m on the 101 and there isn’t a bumper-to-bumper traffic.

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

Text of the Email That Pete Hegseth’s Mother Sent Him Penelope Hegseth sent the email to her son in 2018 as he was in the middle of a divorce from his wife, Samantha. One sentence was redacted by The New York Times for privacy reasons. archive.ph/EOxkT#select...

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Her: Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD. What does that even mean? Me: *draws deep breath* Boyz II Men, together with Another Bad Creation and Bell Biv DeVoe, were members of the East Coast Family, who played a pivotal role in the New Jack Swing movement of the 1990s. In this essay, I will

I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing. This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it. No more looking away. Face up to what it is.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Musk's intern "Big Balls" was in an internet nazi satanic pedophile hacking cult, he was under FBI investigation for cybercrimes and he was given access to US Treasury classified informatIon, including your grandma's social security and bank account numbers just repeat that over and over again

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Earthquake

If you love "freedom," but don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege."

hello how are u doing what did i miss

Coyotes are most active in SoCal during mating season (Jan-Mar) and when pups are dispersing from family groups (Oct-Jan). We occasionally see coyotes on our evening walk with Miles, so I always carry pepper spray. [ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ →]

Oh, COME ON.

It is $200,000 to SEE the wreckage, or $250,000 to be ADDED to the wreckage.

On second viewing of the Ted Lasso finale, I caught a detail I initially missed: in the final montage, Nate is painting something off-camera, followed by a shot of him atop Roy's shoulders, hanging the "BELIEVE" sign above the office door.