A local coffee shop apparently has started saying “frozen water” instead of asking if someone wants something iced and I… That’s virtue signaling if I’ve ever heard of it. I’m so irritated by this.

I have Lambrini Girls “No Homo” stuck in my head so it’s me just singing loudly in my house “I LIKE YOIR FAAAAACE AND ITS IN A GAAAAY WAAAAAAAAAY”

I made romesco sauce last night for the first time in preparation for girls night on Thursday and let me tell you, I am so excited to eat it! Also made green goddess dip but that’s less expired and a more regular occurrence.

they should invent a nextdoor just for announcing new soups in your area

Ended up getting to knock a few things off my vinyl wishlist yesterday: What’s Your Pleasure? - Jessie Ware Inner Song - Kelly Lee Owen and Best of Sade 💅🏼🎉

Hockey is better when it's girls.

Bro my bestie decided she would finally get married to her partner of 12 years and I get to help pick her ring with her partner AND captain part of her totally non-bachelorette party and I am so, so fucking stoked

I’ve been gone for most of the last three days just being social but this evening I’m home and Tails is being an absolute snuggle bug about it 🥹

The more I hang around with this crop of computer scientists, the more I realize that many of them are mad at: A teacher somewhere in their early education who made them read Their mom, who told them to do their homework A girl they wanted to date except she’s in the humanities, ugh

Me to men the rest of my life:

Listening to live Talking Heads makes me appreciate David Byrne so much. What a weirdo 😊

I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game

Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

The last episode of Heated Rivalry is making me cry 🥹😭😭😭

Anyways, I’ve gotten really into women’s hockey and crochet this winter. If you need me, well, I’m on my couch.

I love the Winter Olympics. The Women’s half-pipe today was so awesome, what an amazing comeback!

Living in Minnesota right now is wondering if your patient is late because they got caught in traffic, because they got arrested, or because they got detained and all of these are perfectly plausible and equally likely.

This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)

You guys, I have watched every women’s hockey Olympics game so far. Go USA (and Torrent!)

Me: has a big meeting on Monday, spending Super Bowl sober, eating vegetables. Being healthy instead of doing party time for my (winning) team My brain: how about a migraine for your efforts? I’m dying ☠️

I had a friend over yesterday so I cleaned up all the cat toys. While I’ve been sleeping, Tails has been painstakingly putting all her toys back into the hallway where she likes them hahaha

Oh my gos the big air hot mic ending hahahahahahahahaha “That was so boring. So boring.”

I LOVE THE WINTER OLYMPICS!!!!!

Blood Bath and Beyond

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

Doing art badly is good and sacred

I woke up today with the worst headache, absolutely exhausted. 4 caffeine bevvies, a handful of pain meds and a whole workday later I’m laying down at home only to realize it’s because I’m clenching my fucking jaw again. Not solvable with caffeine. RIP to my sleep tonight 😭

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

I don't post enough about the other central pillar of my politics, aside from anti fascism: being anti car cars are bad in almost every way, especially in cities if you go to even large, bustling cities that are actually dense, they are quieter than US cities because you can get away from cars

You guys Tails is helping me crochet… reluctantly

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

I actually have energy today. And you’re telling me I have to use it WORKING at a JOB instead of BEING CREATIVE how boring

just choked on my beverage

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

I had a sudden, intensive craving for very creamy mashed potatoes. So I made very creamy mashed potatoes.

Ilhan Omar: “In the 4 years when Biden was president, my death threats went to almost zero — now they are back up — so there is a clear correlation between his presidency & the political violence that we see & the political danger that a lot of members of Congress & electeds feel across the country”

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

I wouldn’t mind a horror beyond my comprehension for a change, instead of the horrors I’m forced to comprehend daily.

Dang, I’m getting stress related health problems because of the news/state of affairs again. Cool. Co cool cool.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

Me: *made a fire in the fireplace, crocheting, kitty present, drinking tea* I’m really cozy-maxxing rn My friend: I’m making soup! Me: I am almost cozy-maxxing

we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.