Ok a pre-transition trans woman has to sacrifice herself to date & then break up with Will Toledo to break his heart again

i don’t care how many places run pieces or how many people share them for likes: you cannot make me care that kash patel rudely snorkeled or that the near dead husk of barney frank is centrist bigot. i *do* wish everyone would stop trying, though.

my favorite genre of international dialogue

we let special dog work at subway:

[in hoagiemouth]: “something wrong with these kids man, theys afraid of jail and puerto rican girlfriends anymore”

the us military under pete hegseth and his reliance on AI might be the first military to reproduce the Aperture Science Sentry Turret. a turret that shoots the whole bullet... thats 65% more bullet... scares the hell out of em

omg shots fired at the WHCA Dinner?? I hope no one is okay!

your brain on western marxism

Timeline do X: Heil Hitler Timeline do Threads: Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial Timeline do Substack: Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro Timeline do Bluesky: Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

mission control used to look so much cooler. now it’s just a bunch of nerd with four monitors. no one’s even smoking!

Regime for IL-09

we love you Javier Bardem

Folks,

if a male instacart delivery man is very good and never makes mistakes he should get promoted to female instacart delivery person

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

first blackhawks game and win with @chillycoyote.bsky.social

Yeah they let you fuck on the sofas at Milwaukee Furniture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICAGO!

Babe is my dick clocky?

Only presidents I will be honoring today:

Bad Bunny is one of the hottest men to perform the halftime show. He is also the best performer in super bowl history. Te amo Benito

theres an aspect of wokeness that is so anti-gentrification it has reinvented segregation. you can still be sufficiently anti-gentrification without this btw, but yet there are still "woke" people who believe that each racial group is only allowed to live in certain neighborhoods of cities

the packers fucking suck ass

Saint Nicholas was the best Turkish saint.