30th st station has voxel lights

Btw I love that when Gandalf says "this foe is beyond any of you" you assume, as viewers, that it means that it can only be defeated through his magic, and them in the following film you find out actually he gave the Balrog a mid-air suplex and stabbed it a lot

this just made me laugh so hard this may be my harry dubois moment

update: zach has always had proto youtube horror voice voiceovers

watching a S25 ghost adventures ep and it’s been a while since i’ve seen early seasons. has zach’s voice over always been in youtuber voice? or did he adopt that at some point?

at parents and this watching cable and commercial breaks are so fucking long. have they always been this way and i’m spoiled?

the secret to life is simple: every day just wake up and do your best to channel r crumbs whistling man. this obviously includes attire as well

niece (5y): mommy my tummy hurts sister (dr): aww baby, do you want me to kiss it better? niece: kiss it better? I thought you were a doctor! that’s useless!

Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much

there’s only one reason to love america and it’s this: 100 years ago we saw an ad campaign and immediately went we need to spend the next century gaslighting our children

it is time for the christmas song youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8?...

hey big man, how bout instead of sliding down that chimney you slide down this pole instead

It’s so cool how industrial music is for communists

alright guys this the year we finally up the war effort and kill that rosy cheeked bastard

okay what does designating fentanyl as a wmd even do? are dealers gonna start catching terrorism charges??

was someone playing a woodwind made out of pvc?

he’s actually in the process of deteriorating into something much worse, thank god

can’t believe they finally invented servo-skulls just and they’re just shitty gps

the thing about chronic illness is that it sucks

wait why am I getting ads for research chems on youtube

I love sports days on here, it’s like trying to divine meaning from tea leaves

ah, yes, the famously culturally elite and neurotypical posters are the real villains here

god I love the beautiful people for philadelphia

hey, it sounds like your son fucking sucks

sometimes people post phrases that just immediately let me know ‘oh, hey, so you’ve been in aa before, huh?”

for too long, smartphone makers have been focusing on things that nobody needs (ai integration, stupid new user interfaces), instead of focusing on actually useful features: if i take a picture of something with my phone in a dream, that picture should still be on my irl phone when i wake up

the thing about rewatching for all mankind is it’s so much more tragic knowing what’s going to happen to these people

newly discovered evidence suggests pyramids were built by the new york giants

realized i’ve never posted cat before. this is my perfect little asshole

the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of spotify wrapped age gap discourse

If I wanted to be torn apart alive, body part by body part by a crowd of people like in Weapons I would say something like "The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."

Shazam for my own emotions

it’s gotta be so embarrassing to be a politician who gets killed by A Device

hey charlie i think im happy for the first time since my accident

my cat has all the traits of your typical duplicitous vizier. appears out of shadows. knows more than he lets on. attempts to turn my queen and I against each other. eunuch.

For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do. If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections. www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...

I will not read an essay written by a college junior because I don’t hate myself quite that much, my only take is that you have to try really hard to fail a 650 word paper. that’s like 10 skeets. how do you fuck up so bad so fast

call me morita the way i’m struggling to get this top off

my only take on the d&d wokeness shit is that there are better games and you should play them. and those are woke, no debate necessary

my neurologist does NOT appreciate my insistence on asking if i’m a candidate for the chigurh treatment yet at every appointment

“god gives the toughest battles to his strongest soldiers” brother I am very much not a soldier, I actually am incredibly anti-soldier, so if we could stop with the constant fight-or-flight shit that would be great

(decapitating someone with a single swipe in a video game): fuck yeah. mishima wishes I was his second

a good friend and I are obsessed with watching the psychopathy of the longevity freak and somehow this is the most insane shit he’s done. why the fuck is mr beast there. how are you going to determine shrooms effect on longevity. you have no control that also does all the other insane shit

to all service workers, I am sorry that it is once again the worst month of your lives (christmas music time)

busta makes me feel good

love to take my various potions and elixirs

she gargle my pan galactic till I blast ‘er

sorry I keep missing the hole, it says I have a 99% chance of penetration but it’s xcom rules, ya know?

love to see these studies completed every couple years with outstanding results, and instead of doing the thing that works we just continue to criminalize homelessness. give people some fucking money