liked send help a lot

hitting my dick with a hammer to make it harder and more prominent

we’re migraine guys! of course it feels like the big bang is happening behind our right eye!

additionally I must say the millennial anthem is obviously schifty-five

I tend to not comment on a lot of stuff cause I have 100 followers and who cares. but I must say: bluesky? pretty fucked up website

vet techs dealing with an angry cat:

they aren’t even binting bogos anymore these days

the thing I might respect most of all about fear and hunger is that there is one (1) achievement total and I don’t know what it is for

I know this is an ice cold take but i’ve been out of the photo game a long time. the xa2 is so pocketable and easy I love it so much

might fuck around and get super into fear and hunger

my ads keep getting stranger in really unpleasant ways but this one rules

guy who just started learning about buddhism watching his pet rat exercise: you’re trapped in two wheels and you don’t even realize it man

table top game store but only the Good Ones video rental place

True story, years ago when Werner Herzog’s Cave of Forgotten Dreams first came out went to an early screening & afterwards asked him ‘what are we making now that will endure like cave paintings’ and he said ‘nothing’. Then he said ‘but you’re a very silly boy to be worried about 20k years from now’

need a new creative outlet, thinking about starting a numbers station. feel like I got a lotta good numbers in me

can you imagine going to a bud’s house to shoot some dope and rfk is there chilling? I think hearing his voice in that context would have created such a negative reinforcement I would have gotten clean immediately

I can’t believe that all these nobles subtly implying that the King doesn’t have divine right to rule inspired a serf to go after him with a sickle. thank Our Lord God the castle’s esteemed guard was there

roll of film ruined because it didn’t rewind properly! i’m spittin mad!

important: new my wife’s an angel album

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

personally I love that she was so in The Weird Text Zone that she missed a dog fully climbing onto a counter

my partner is completely time blind except when it comes to airports. I hate airports and want to get there as late as possible (never missed a flight). we get to flip our dynamic during travel, it’s fun

project hail mary? pretty fucking good. I love seeing movies in the theater when I can justify the expense and this one fucking delivers

for me bluesky has broken in a very fun way where my tl is fine but I can’t load actual posts or replies, completely eliminating context for half the shit I see. it rules, fuck context my brain can fill in the rest

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

I don’t have to read about what dave chappelle has to say. you can’t make me.

every day that I don’t smoke a cigarette is a personal achievement. every day that I watch a movie where someone smokes and I still don’t is a herculean task. every day where I smell a beautiful newport and do not smoke? baby, i’m stronger than god hisself

white cryptobro rapper adlib: certified FUD classic

the real reason you clean cast iron with salt is the make it a more powerful weapon against the fae

my 5yo niece is obsessed with princess diana and I love it so much

jailbreaking of my old 3ds: successful. now I just need to remember the names of the the two ds games I did it for

I regret to inform everyone in my personal life that I feel a revived aphex twin obsession coming on. time to really see how much my pop princess partner loves me

I have not been able to stop thinking about this painting

joel kinnaman putting in a solid performance for a man who can’t move his face under all that old age makeup

did for all man kind really need to remind me about flash mobs? was living through it not punishment enough?

they should bring back dueling cause these reps ain’t shit

I knows a super lib thing to say, but it is funny to think about what the reaction would have been to obama saying both fuck and praise allah on easter

man I can’t wait for dr. robot to get 302ed at his job where he just has to go up three flights of stairs

y’all ever get a migraine so bad you pluck out your own eye like odin

I did watch blue velvet though, which I hadn’t seen. a lot of parallels with twin peaks, including kyle maclachlan throwing rocks at a bottle.

stop telling me to watch michael clayton guys I don’t have the criterion channel

people don’t realize this but mixing benzos and alcohol does actually unlock teleportation in your skill tree. there is like a 50% chance you teleport directly to jail but that’s a risk you gotta take

on the bright side my beauties came today

look, I recognize that it’s objectively a good thing but when you have a broken bone it really sucks that they don’t hand out percs like candy anymore

mission control used to look so much cooler. now it’s just a bunch of nerd with four monitors. no one’s even smoking!

had to get this out of my brain. probably headphone warning at the end.

New painting! This one is called "Political Cartoon" 36" x 24" acrylic on canvas

the unix philosophy? you mean cutting your balls off?

the art in fire punch is frequently quite striking and beautiful, but god damn can the fights be illegible. maybe it’s a vision impairment issue, but I don’t really think so