id be voting for Livingforgod Andcountry Demott tbh

great post

THREAD: Fidel Castro hooping just like an NBA player LeBron James

its not even cold out here @chillycoyote.bsky.social

hello world

Cave Johnson being voiced by JK Simmons was still the best choice ever made in video game acting

the us military under pete hegseth and his reliance on AI might be the first military to reproduce the Aperture Science Sentry Turret. a turret that shoots the whole bullet... thats 65% more bullet... scares the hell out of em

From the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board: Chicago activists should stop demonizing Illinois Nazis.

Chicago drivers should stop being demons

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

reminding everyone that May Day is a Chicago holiday

ramona flowers is a trans woman. no ciswoman dresses that cool

remember when Amy Klobuchar said "Why's it called TruthSocial if its got Lyin' Donald?"

Banned from TruthSocial for truthing too much

76 lil beavers, all parachuting into idaho, all storming pocatello with lil beaver machine guns, all chewing down the statue of the mayor, all installing a corrupt beaver-aligned figurehead govt

wait until conservatives find out theres gendered docking mechanisms for space ships

Trans lesbian white sox fans for Byron Sigcho-Lopez for Congress

who the fuck is Drew Romo?

Drew Romo I was unfamiliar with your game

i said to @chillycoyote.bsky.social this morning "damn the commanders need to pick this guy up that boy can run!" i did not know that i was thinking on the same wave length as our great leader

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com

the fuhrerballroom will be big and beautiful folks

"What a great time to be alive, if you love the theatre of the absurd" -David Lynch

there was one professional in the room at least

its crazy that like every Amerikkkan journalist was at this event and i still have 0 idea what happened

Fox News interviewing Fox reporter from the event. Reporter says she was sitting next to Karoline Leavitt's husband. Says he told her: "You need to be safe and he was very serious when he said that to me. Looked around the room and he said..." Call abruptly cuts.

omg shots fired at the WHCA Dinner?? I hope no one is okay!

How do u get that close to Wolf Blitzer and not do it?

Hannibal is yaoi that is spiritually yuri

i love my awesome girlfriend who bought me this awesome flower bouquet 🥹🥹🥹

This is every transition timeline I've ever seen

theres dog girls who love bugs (me) and then theres dog girls who are deathly afraid of bugs (leia) and together we make a pack

i bark for bugs

munetaka murakami makes the white sox fun again

everyone should read this book

Trotskyites are useful idiots for liberals

yeah im MLG, Marxist-Leninist Gooner

favorite L stop? easy. 18th street pink line

Winning elections isn't the end goal; building working-class power is! Socialists need to use campaigns as tools to heighten the political consciousness of the masses by drawing their attention to the contradictions of "democracy" within capitalism. Here's how we do it:

In our latest piece, Nasser A and Jairo explain why AOC's attempt to bridge the gap between DSA and the Democratic Party is a bridge to nowhere. Check it out below:

your brain on western marxism

making up people to get mad at is an essential activity that should be engaged in daily

that one friend who's too bluesky