have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad? ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...

🎧 NEW EPISODE: Deathstalker 1983 VS. Deathstalker 2025 Something a little different this week. We explore a movie that has already been expertly punched up by a Canadian filmmaker! ⬇️ Download wherever you get your podcasts. www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/deathstalk...

Being at the dentist makes me doubt evolution. You're telling me we are the descendents of people who got gum disease and tooth decay? Inability to chew food and rotten stank mouth were not deal breakers, survivability wise? What traits lost out? Survival of the fittest my ass.

Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Meanwhile in Canada, half of the country lives in provinces ruled by people who think solar is Evil and Unmanly, and the federal government is run by a man lacking both imagination and conviction when it comes to energy and climate policy.

New awareness campaign

The theme to The Blob (1958) is the thinking man's Monster Mash.

🎧 NEW EPISODE: Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning David Rae from @quantumkickflip.bsky.social returns to accept this last impossible mission. Or at least it seemed that way, until Scott fixed the film in virtually one sentence. How? ⬇️ Download to find out! linktr.ee/ihavesomenotes

Lost your job to the AI revolution? Well, chin up, because you can still do something no clanker will ever be able to do - turn a roast beef sandwich into a hot, greasy dump. Please continue to enjoy arbys

Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer 1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else 2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one

I got a question about Fraggle Rock wrong while playing along with @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social earlier this week and I still have not emotionally recovered. It has profoundly shaken my sense of self. I don't know who I am anymore.

Guilty! Our podcast was built on bullshit and we are proud of it.

More great music from Tim Heidecker. I enjoy the mix of humor and genuine sentiment in his recent works, but this one is pure satire and I'm here for it.

Conspiracy stories set in fallout bunkers are the logical extension of the maxim "It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism." These stories literally depict capitalist-derived hierarchies persisting after the end of the world. hugoclub.blogspot.com/2025/09/bunk...

An emergency at BRITE Academy not only forces our fractured crew back together, but musters them with all their classmates as well. A dozen students, five cast members, one podcast! You do the math. Hear our many voices at www.quantumkickflip.com/ or wherever listen to other similar sounding things

Everyday norms I would be very happy to never have to participate in again. Singing Happy Birthday. It's a drag. Handshakes. Your hand is gross and my hand is more gross. Saying "Bless You" after someone sneezes. I'm not afraid of my soul trying to escape, and neither should you be.

🎧 NEW EPISODE: Rock & Rule This week we foist our brand of armchair screenwriting upon a slice of Canadiana, our country’s very first animated feature film. JP Fournier of The Movie Jerks fame joins us in the writers room! ⬇️ Download now wherever you get your podcasts. linktr.ee/ihavesomenotes

They Live is a fantastic film but every time I introduce it to a Gen Z friend I'm reminded that the plot boils down to, "two hobos carry out a series of workplace mass shootings because they believe half the population are aliens wearing human skin"

I’ve been thinking for so long that we desperately need to build a bridge between America and Saudi Arabia, it’s the most pressing thing I can think of these days. I wish someone would be brave enough to do it. If such heroes exist, they deserve to be handsomely rewarded!

Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!? Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together. Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.

The conclusion of our Quahalia run is one of the most heartbreaking, dramatic episodes of QK yet. Nevertheless, we still find time to explore the nuances of multiversal idioms. Put that in your slug and huff it over at www.quantumkickflip.com/.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Our latest episode, THE BIRDS, has dropped. Hope you all are prepared for some hot takes on Hitchcock. 🎧 Listen now linktr.ee/ihavesomenotes

Polygondwanaland

i graduated from high school in 2002. 2002 was fucking awful. the music sucked, the games sucked, the fashion sucked, we were going to war everywhere, george w bus had a 90% approval rating, and it was largely all the fault of people who earnestly liked walmart

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

How each member of the crew escapes their personalized, hellish realities is a complete unknown! Part 2 of 3 of our Quahalia run is available now! www.quantumkickflip.com or wherever you get podcasts.

Good Monday morning, Armchair Screenwriters! Our latest movie fix, HAPPY GILMORE 2, is available wherever you listen to podcasts, even YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfIg...

It’s their day today 🎶🕺🏻

this exists it is called thinking

NEW EPISODE: Happy Gilmore 2 Happy Gilmore 2 is about what you'd would expect from a Sandler vehicle in 2025, but we look to come in under par on a rework caddied by a stronger comedic premise. 🎧 LISTEN NOW: www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/happy-gilm...

Dan’s pitching heaters and drafting beaters

The Social Network (2010)

We are aghast. Unless done with a pen, there is simply no place for political violence in this country.

the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

"brand capture" is such a scathing indictment to not only HP fans, but any adult fans of child-centric pop culture. Disney Adults, Star Wars obsessives, boomers with the fucking Beatles. I'm probably guilty of it for Nintendo stuff. Yes, these franchises are run not by raging transphobes, but... 1/2

Our Supergirl episode is in the can and comes out this Friday. Next up, HAPPY GILMORE 2. Get your notes in now!

Today's mood:

The amount of people who think they are talking to a conscious being when they converse with AI is absolutely horrifying. The eagerness folks have to personify and anthropomorphise these tools speaks loudly to what simple, lizard-brained, dumbshits we really are. We are doomed.

I know this post is a joke but honestly, when I had this revelation too, it killed my faith in humanity's ability to weather hardship. It fills me with dread. It's why I won't be having kids. We are not capable of protecting ourselves or each other, especially if comfort and convenience is the cost.

Rebranding Communism as a sensible centrist position. Going on podcasts to talk about ripping CEOs throats out with my teeth & then responding to pushback by saying I'm just voicing legitimate concerns, about everyday people's problems.

As is tradition we're on break for the summer, but we loaded up with pre-recorded episodes to keep you entertained all summer long! Check out our latest movie fix: NATIONAL TREASURE 🎧 Listen now! www.ihavesomenotes.com/e/national-t...

I hate the animated stickers Discord prompts you to share when a new person joins the server. The breakdancing dog, the screaming peach, etc. I don't think it's necessary, but if welcoming people to the server is important to you, put some effort and thought into it. Pick a cool gif or something.

SCOOP: Alberta taxpayers paid almost $20K for Premier Danielle Smith to speak alongside Ben Shapiro at a PragerU fundraiser in March, according to travel expense disclosures. www.theprogressreport.ca/premier-prag...

Things get weird at BRITE Academy. Not in the usual multiversal-nexus weird kind of way, but like in a 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 -weird way. So c’mon, let our weirdness into your cranial sound flumes. Listen now! www.quantumkickflip.com