tax him 10%, just for being a little bitch about it

If you are a man complaining about birth rates & demographic collapse we get to rip out one of your teeth with a pair of pliers (a woman loses a tooth for every child she carries), seize a year of your pay, & doctor your prostate in such a way that you pee when you sneeze for the rest of your life.

Hello, I'm a woodcarver, and this what I do ✌️ You can help me a lot by sharing my work, so people can buy or commission me sculptures. Praying for octopus blessings on your life 🐙🙏

My beach weekend roommates

MALE LONELINESS IS SELF INFLICTED www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Vr549r/

OMG! 🦀 beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... @franzanth.bsky.social @jopabinia.bsky.social

Male 👏 loneliness 👏 is 👏 self 👏 inflicted 👏 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP84GTNf8/

What she said! I cannot and will not vote for someone who is so cheerfully callous and cruel to the unhoused and such a vicious bastard to my trans sisters and brothers. You have literal years in which to make a better choice. Do so.

I think International Women's Day should mean all men have to go in The Bunkers from 6am to 6am

What kills me is how fully out of touch this line is. Where are these mythical children who, in this year of our lord 2026, have questions about gay??

WFH like

This was not what I meant by living in precedented times, this is monkey paw shit

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves

just something to think about when people push the little toad Newsom. the little toads aren't able to stand up to the right because they agree with them. what you need is a Hot Leftist

You have never lived in a world without trans people and YOU NEVER WILL.

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture. Understood instantly what it meant.

My kid started his magnetile city with a repair shop, a McDonald's, and an Asian grocery. The Asian grocery is correctly the largest and thereby most important building

We had to say goodbye to this absolute legend today RIP Milo, you're napping with the greats now

I heard you can get Google to add your nonsense to its AI if it's obscure enough? Anyway, welcome to reliable.horse

I wrote about how there are no pure platforms or publishers and how there are very few ethical media diets. Which leaves those of us who know we can’t consume ethically but still want to try, left to navigate what feels right, or, at least, less bad. lithub.com/what-do-you-...

See, I feel like "strip this woman of all her property and put her in the gulag" is not really the morally correct response and yet

Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes. Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!

I’m going to keep sharing this PSA: although the MMR is usually given at 12 and 18 months, your baby can get a first dose as early as 6 months. They will still need the other two doses, because immunity doesn’t stick at that age, and insurance may not cover it. But it’s protection.

“Please enjoy the museum”: Relooted is OUT NOW! Please share!

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Since I have a lot of new followers, I will re-up this. Some folks just wanted to buy a couple whistles from us instead of getting 100-1000 FOR FREE (which you can do at the linktree in my bio!!!!!) I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓

🚨 Drop Dead Gorgeous is on Tubi 🚨

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

A dog at my dog’s daycare. I think it used to be human before it was cursed.

oh! you can click on them to make them jump!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Oh, say less, good sir!

BE THE ELDRITCH POWER YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

Proud of my first try at onigiri It was really fun to do!

I'm not soliciting venmo donations today and am instead highlighting a GoFundMe for a family sheltering in place in Minnesota right now with a NEWBORN BABY. They need about $2,000 more dollars. Can people get them there? www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...

Thanks, @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social!!

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽

Is anyone else's kid a cat?

It was a marketing genius who figured out "Babybel is an indulgent treat" over "Babybel is scarfed down wrapped in 2-4 slices of salami because 3:30 is too late for lunch and too early for dinner."

This is one of the reasons I have said that protecting neighbors from being kidnapped or beaten without due process IS the strategy for voting. This isn't about "immigration" whatever they say. It's about eradicating people of color from public life.

Night two tonight, 9pm Central. ICE Out, Sing Out. Go ahead and suggest a few protest songs, Minnesota songs, or whatever in the meantime.

Instead of ever paying attention to anything Ricky Gervais says just click play on this outstanding James Acaster bit instead

The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.

Another disqualifying act.

literally yes

When you're next furious that MN kids are going hungry, well, there's a fund for that; & when you're livid that brave observers may struggle with rent, there's one for that; & when you're heartbroken about pets being left behind when their owners are kidnapped, well, there's a fund for that, too.