GOOD MORNING WORLD I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

SHHH I AM CAMOUFLAGED

I AM THE CHAIR THE CHAIR IS ME

HI MY NAME IS GUINNESS AND I AM JUST A LITTLE BABY

I AM A GOOD BOY, YEAH 😸

I JUST THINK IT WOULD‘VE BEEN NEAT IF I GOT SOME EASTER LAMB

HELLO HUMAN DO YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE WHAT IF I SIT ON YOUR HEAD WOULD THAT HELP I THINK IT WOULD HELP LET ME HEAL YOU WITH MY BUTT

RESTING UP FOR ANOTHER BIG WEEK

NOW THIS DECLUTTERING IS GETTING OUT OF HAND THERE IS TOO MUCH CHAOS THAT I DIDN’T CAUSE

I AM HAUNTED BY THINGS BEYOND ALL UNDERSTANDING

I STOLE MEAT RIGHT OFF THE DINING TABLE I REGRET NOTHING

Triscuit demands breakfast NOW!!!!

DECLUTTERING IS FUN! DON’T WORRY, *I* AM NOT BEING DECLUTTERED I AM JUST SUPERVISING

EVEN AT REST, I GAZE INTO THE VOID

HERE IS YOUR SHOT OF GUINNESS FOR ST. PATRICK’S DAY:

WHAT TOMFOOLERY SHALL WE EMBRACE TODAY?

TODAY IN MY BUSY LIFE AS A BUSINESS CAT: I SUPERVISED MY HUMAN WHILE THEY WORKED THEN I JOINED A MEETING. I MADE SURE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA AND SIT VERY STRAIGHT IN MY HUMAN’S LAP THEN IT WAS LUNCH…BUT MY HUMAN DIDN’T SHARE THIS WILL BE NOTED ON THEIR PERFORMANCE REVIEW

NEW RUG GOTTA SIT

BEHOLD ME

SO A FACT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT CATS HAVE TWO STOMACHS ONE FOR DINNER ONE FOR TUBES

OH HEY I NEED ATTENTION

MY HUMAN KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM FOR CAUSING A RUMPUS JOKE’S ON THEM I CAN CAUSE A RUMPUS ANYWHERE

OH HEY I NEED ATTENTION

Even the blackest voids are revealed to be full of chocolate when a light is shone upon them.

REMEMBER THE LIGHT LENGTHENS ALL WINTERS COME TO THEIR END

HEY IT’S MY BIRTHDAY THE BIG 1-0 DOUBLE DIGITS 🎉

BAD NEWS: I HAD TO GO TO THE VET (FOR A ROUTINE FOLLOW UP) GOOD NEWS: THEY GAVE ME VALENTINE’S TREATS 😻

BE THE ELDRITCH POWER YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

WIND CHILL? WE CHILL 😻

WHAT A BUSY MORNING IT’S NOT EVEN 7:00 AM HERE AND ALREADY I HAD TO: - WAKE MY HUMAN UP - EAT MY BREAKFAST - LOOK OUT THE WINDOW - PATROL THE HALLWAY - BEAT UP MY CATNIP MOUSE A CAT’S JOB IS NEVER DONE

GUINNESS, FEAT. HUMAN

I DIDN’T GET A BAKED POTATO

HEY WHAT UP SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN

MY HUMAN HAD MEATBALLS WITH DINNER SO AFTERWARDS, I TRIED TO STICK MY HEAD IN THEIR MOUTH TO SMELL THEIR MEAT-BREATH JUST AN ORDINARY DAY WITH ME, GUINNESS!

SNOW WINDING DOWN BLANKIE WARMING UP

HOW I AM RIDING OUT THE STORM

HELLO DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WHILE I MAKE THIS INCREDIBLY NORMAL FACE AT YOU?

HI THERE HAVE SOME WATER TAKE A LIL BREAK LOOK AT HOW PRETTY I AM

PRO TIP: A CATNIP MOUSE MAKES A GOOD PILLOW FOR A LITTLE HEAD

I FOUND A PERCH NOW I CAN SURVEY MY DOMAIN PROPERLY

JUST A CAT, CUDDLING HIS FISH

TIMELINE BREAK 💖 SOMEONE RECENTLY SAID I HAVE “HIMBO ENERGY” WHAT DO YOU THINK?

2026

THE ENERGY I’M BRINGING TO 2026 MAY THE COMING YEAR BE BETTER THAN THE YEAR DEPARTING

MY HUMAN WASHED MY BLANKIE PROS: FEELS NICE, IS WARM CONS: I HAVE TO FIX THE SCENT

I AM TALL THAT MEANS I WIN

MAY YOUR DAYS BE COZY AND NICE

I WANTED TO HELP WRAP PRESENTS BUT MY HUMAN WOULDN’T LET ME EAT TAPE IT WAS A STICKY SITUATION

SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN

I REALLY WANT TO KNOCK STUFF OVER