JUST A CAT, CUDDLING HIS FISH

TIMELINE BREAK 💖 SOMEONE RECENTLY SAID I HAVE “HIMBO ENERGY” WHAT DO YOU THINK?

2026

THE ENERGY I’M BRINGING TO 2026 MAY THE COMING YEAR BE BETTER THAN THE YEAR DEPARTING

MY HUMAN WASHED MY BLANKIE PROS: FEELS NICE, IS WARM CONS: I HAVE TO FIX THE SCENT

I AM TALL THAT MEANS I WIN

MAY YOUR DAYS BE COZY AND NICE

I WANTED TO HELP WRAP PRESENTS BUT MY HUMAN WOULDN’T LET ME EAT TAPE IT WAS A STICKY SITUATION

SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN

I REALLY WANT TO KNOCK STUFF OVER

GOOD MORNING I AM A COZY BABY A COZY BABY WITH A DIRECT SIGHTLINE INTO THE ETERNAL VASTNESS OF THE ABYSS

WHEN YOUR HUMAN SAYS IT’S TIME TO GO IN BUT GRAVITY HAS SUDDENLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY INCREASED UPON YOU

WHAT TIME IS IT??? WHY, IT’S COSY O’CLOCK!!!!

OH BOY ‘TIS TIME FOR ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY TRADITIONS I TRY TO EAT THE DECORATIONS AND MY HUMAN STOPS ME FROM EATING THE DECORATIONS HOW JOLLY WE ARE 😸

BEHOLD THE APEX PREDATOR HAS HUNTED A SOCK

DECADENCE THY NAME IS ME, GUINNESS

MY HUMAN SHOWED ME KITTENS ON A SCREEN I FOUND MY HEART STRANGELY WARMED HOW PECULIAR

MY HUMAN WAS AWAY AGAIN AND THEN THEY CAME BACK I HAVE YELLED, SQUEAKED, PURRED, AND TRILLED 💖

FELT CUTE *AM* CUTE

WHEN LIFE IS HARD I GO IN A BOX

STAGES OF YOUR HUMAN COMING HOME AFTER A FEW DAYS AWAY: 1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH! 2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED 3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU 4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?

IT’S GETTING COLDER OUTSIDE AND COZIER INSIDE

I'M A CAT OF COURSE I LIKE BLUE JAYS 😸 #GOJAYSGO

MIDWEEK MOOD

I AM BUT A PAGE IN THE GREAT TOME OF HISTORY AS ARE YOU

WE HAVE A LASER POINTER AT HOME, THEY SAID

I’M A LITTLE BABY BUT I STILL LIKE TO RUMMAGE IN THE TRASH SOMETIMES 😽

SUNDAY CUDDLES

I SAT IN THE HALL AND SCREAMED UNTIL MY HUMAN LOOKED AT ME THEN I STOPPED I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED

I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING HEE HEE HEE

ON A GLOOMY AUTUMN DAY, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN SITTING ON YOUR HUMAN AND PURRING UP A STORM? NO NO, THERE IS NOT

HAPPY #CATURDAY 👅

SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD

EMBRACE YOUR FEROCITY THIS #CATURDAY

CRASHED IN MY BOX COVERED IN CATNIP THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME

Even larks and kittycats are supposed, by some, to dream.

OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING

I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO - **GO TO BED**

I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!

HELLO WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?

HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…

as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural... THEORY THURSDAY! (please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)

HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU’RE DOING GREAT

WATCHING THE TUMBLEWEEDS OF ETERNITY ROLL PAST

BEHOLD MY DAINTY CROSSED PAWS

it's my harpy biphdayt, everyone has to be nice to me

MY HUMAN PUT STUFF IN MY DINNER TOO BUT IT TASTED LIKE FISH SO I ALLOWED IT

MY HUMAN TRIED TO ADD SOME SORT OF SUPPLEMENT TO MY FOOD BUT THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES SO I FLIPPED MY KIBBLE OUT OF THE BOWL TO EAT PIECE BY PIECE AND LEFT ALL THE SUPPLEMENT CRUMBS BEHIND

THE VOID CALLS

ONE OF MY LOVE LANGUAGES IS “FISH” AND ANOTHER IS “CHIPS.”