FELT CUTE *AM* CUTE

WHEN LIFE IS HARD I GO IN A BOX

STAGES OF YOUR HUMAN COMING HOME AFTER A FEW DAYS AWAY: 1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH! 2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED 3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU 4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?

IT’S GETTING COLDER OUTSIDE AND COZIER INSIDE

I'M A CAT OF COURSE I LIKE BLUE JAYS 😸 #GOJAYSGO

MIDWEEK MOOD

I AM BUT A PAGE IN THE GREAT TOME OF HISTORY AS ARE YOU

WE HAVE A LASER POINTER AT HOME, THEY SAID

I’M A LITTLE BABY BUT I STILL LIKE TO RUMMAGE IN THE TRASH SOMETIMES 😽

SUNDAY CUDDLES

I SAT IN THE HALL AND SCREAMED UNTIL MY HUMAN LOOKED AT ME THEN I STOPPED I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED

I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING HEE HEE HEE

ON A GLOOMY AUTUMN DAY, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN SITTING ON YOUR HUMAN AND PURRING UP A STORM? NO NO, THERE IS NOT

HAPPY #CATURDAY 👅

SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD

EMBRACE YOUR FEROCITY THIS #CATURDAY

CRASHED IN MY BOX COVERED IN CATNIP THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME

Even larks and kittycats are supposed, by some, to dream.

OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING

I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO - **GO TO BED**

I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!

HELLO WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?

HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…

as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural... THEORY THURSDAY! (please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)

HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU’RE DOING GREAT

WATCHING THE TUMBLEWEEDS OF ETERNITY ROLL PAST

BEHOLD MY DAINTY CROSSED PAWS

it's my harpy biphdayt, everyone has to be nice to me

MY HUMAN PUT STUFF IN MY DINNER TOO BUT IT TASTED LIKE FISH SO I ALLOWED IT

MY HUMAN TRIED TO ADD SOME SORT OF SUPPLEMENT TO MY FOOD BUT THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES SO I FLIPPED MY KIBBLE OUT OF THE BOWL TO EAT PIECE BY PIECE AND LEFT ALL THE SUPPLEMENT CRUMBS BEHIND

THE VOID CALLS

ONE OF MY LOVE LANGUAGES IS “FISH” AND ANOTHER IS “CHIPS.”

MY HUMAN CAME HOME WITH ANOTHER MIGRAINE BUT I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW CURE IT’S CALLED, “PRESS YOUR PAWS AGAINST THEIR FACE” IDK IF IT TOTALLY HELPED THEM BUT I FELT BETTER

MAY I ENHANCE YOUR DINING EXPERIENCE BY SHOWING YOU HOW GOOD AND PRETTY I AM?

WELL, SINCE THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE THEIR HEAD, THAT’S WHERE I’M CONCENTRATING MY EFFORTS

LAST NIGHT MY HUMAN CAME HOME VERY BROKEN WITH A MIGRAINE TODAY THEY ARE STILL MOSTLY BROKEN WHAT’S A CAT TO DO? 😿

IT WAS A GOOD SUMMER

Anyway at least the City of Edmonton Shelterbuddy links are validated and live now! edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima... edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima...

#yeg - EDMONTON, AB MISSING CATS - HIGHLANDS AREA FLUFFY GREY MALE ADULT (FIASCO) FLUFFY BLACK KITTEN (FRANCA) NO COLLARS, MICROCHIPPED PICS OF FIASCO BELOW. FOLLOW @premeemohamed.com

Boost for the other-hours crowd. Fiasco & Franca are on the lam in the Highlands region of Edmonton (Alberta, Canada). @fiascothecat.bsky.social has many pictures to help identification. Both cats are chipped. Please spread the word to help find these babies.

🚨🚨🚨 SPREADING THE WORD 🚨🚨🚨 IF YOU ARE IN EDMONTON LOOK FOR FIASCO AND FRANCA IF YOU ARE FIASCO AND FRANCA, COME HOME TO @premeemohamed.com

I WENT TO THE VET AND THEY SAID I AM GOOD AND PRETTY AND BRAVE AND HEALTHY BUT ALSO THAT I AM OFFICIALLY A *SENIOR* 🙀 SO MY HUMAN LEARNED A LOT ABOUT PREVENTATIVE CARE TODAY

TWO COOL DUDES

I AM A RENAISSANCE PORTRAIT

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING

YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT IF YOU ARE A CAT YOU CAN SCREAM AT YOUR HUMAN AND CLIMB ASSERTIVELY INTO THEIR LAP THUS GETTING WHAT YOU WANT: CUDDLES AND ATTENTION

I DON’T LIKE KALE ANYMORE WHY? IDK FELT LIKE IT

I HAVE A STORY: MY HUMAN WAS DRUNK AND EATING FRIES AND I DELICATELY TOOK A FRY FROM THEIR PLATE AND I *RAN AWAYYYYYYY* AND I ATE THE FRY IN MY BOX THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE STORY

GOOD MORNING I AM HERE TO SUPPORT YOU DO YOU NEED HELP EATING YOUR YOGURT?

Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue