The Immortal (1990) - Apple IIGS

Merry Christmas* please ignore the beached orca it’s a disgrace *we celebrate it on January 7th but that can’t stop me from entering holiday mode right now

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

It rules that as a Millenial I will always think of Gen Z as being young even when they get lower back pain and post constantly about soup

old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

Whoever got poles to use the Latin alphabet pulled off the best practical joke of all time

This is so fucking funny dude.

I tried to warn you

Welcome to the Far Future World of DUNE! Freed from the tyranny of thinking machines, the limitless potential of Humanity has been unleashed! Why, you can be: - A talking computer who kills people! - A witch who does eugenics! - A fish who takes drugs to go FTL! That's it. Those are your options.

The RSF just attacked a kindergarten, killing at least 33 children in Sudan. Meanwhile, the Trump Admin. continues to sell arms to the UAE, who are aiding these atrocities. Imagine if Trump spent as much time trying to stop the killing, as he did getting the UAE to invest in his crypto coin.

I won’t lose… I’m the strongest…

That the Vatican's French account shared a pic of the Hezbollah-founded Imam Mahdi Boy Scouts celebrating his arrival (with a pic of Ayatollah Khomeini on their shirts) is too fun. Making the rounds among both Shia and Catholics with Shia friends

then they spit on you repeatedly, tell you your family members and relatives who are stuck at home won't be able to come, tell you your relatives that did make it might get deported back, and call you slurs nonstop. what do you think will happen to your already cooked brain

Uni is practicing his strongest punch! :3

People say that RSS feeds are great, but mine was just full of pro-Modi stuff.

Chotiner: how can you defend genocide? Me: actually, I don’t. Chotiner: you’re anti-genocide? Are the rest of your politics this good? Me: the rest of my opinions on politics and media. Chotiner: impressive. I also see you’re quite tall. Me: yes. I love reading and Clairo. Chotiner: wow.

he never looks at JD that way

"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true

something to be written about ea-nasir's ubiquity. i think it comes down to how very human he and his interlocutor are. more or less the minute after we invented agriculture, used car salesmen and karens followed in the wake of the farmers and priests

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

if nova's right I may actually die

FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF

Elvember in the Dungeon

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."

Baby in the background like a bass guitarist

My sister was like:

>he was still meeting with Epstein while he was president

When Bugs Bunny is carried into Valhalla at the end of What's Opera, Doc? you can't just have him wake up in Elmer Fudd's hunting tent as if nothing happened.

Luigification levels in America at an all-time high it seems like

Sharia stays winning. Investing in head scarf and bidet stocks as the Islamization of America rolls onward

Of course I knew that, that’s like one of the main reasons you get a cat in the first place

this is Ayatollah Khomeini Thought

look how beautifully these trousers hang

so far playing Austria in victoria 3 is way more fun than in 2. the domestic politics mechanics let you accurately simulate the nightmare of running Austria. I'm screaming every second

Publishing this while the RSF sack El Fasher is, uh, a choice