Severed Lime. Best of the Liquid Deaths.

Back on TikTok. Already caught a violation. I have 3 on FB 🙃

I apologize for not being a "Raye of Sunshine"

I don't have a death wish. I just don't care if it happens.

I turn 48 in less than a month. My Mom died at 48 in 1997. Living past that age would be astonishing to me.

Nothing is giving me joy. I've tried. Still in pain and depressed.

Pain and depression have worn me out. It's never-fucking-ending this year.

Well, yeah.

That's how the Ginger and Boots did it....ALLEGEDLY

Ohhhh, Bonnie McMurray!

Look what day it is! McMurray is a piece of shit

If you want money or ativan from me, you shouldn't call me a cunt 🙃

My newest fabric art creations are Hellena the Spring Bunny and her friend Sinew the Chthonic Egg of Joy. I designed and hand-sewed them. Hellena enjoys inventing new shadow-based recipes, sculpting miniature foods, and whispering doppelgangers into existence. jeremycreature.etsy.com

"I don’t know if I’m extremely sensitive or life is unbearable.” Vincent Van Gogh

I'll stop thinking about you when I die

I think Luigi might be horrified at some of my memes of him.

True

past your bedtime is the shitposter's liminal space. you laugh cry. you whisper shriek. you hurt heal. it is a time of loneliness which does not truly exist. because i am here too....

As a Midwesterner, Accurate.

Who does like JD Couchfucker Vance?

Pope Leo and president slappy

I am WAITING. I have noooooo patience.

I hope so. St. Luigi of Fiji is a beautiful angelic man.

He's a Saint in my heart now

This is my little girl, Brownie. She's a Bengal mix and the 6 lb Hellion.

Can a new pope choose 𝘢𝘯𝘺 old name? I’d be “Pope Deliciousness I.”

Hmph. Divine and Luigi were my Pope picks.

Good advice

Dear gods 😮

Block unfollow mute delete

True. Source: Am Ohioan.

Sometimes self care is just me not asking.

Reminder if you are not neurodivergent do not say big mommy milkers

I blocked my roommate on various social media sites. I feel much better about life.

Disc Horse is unhinged

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

🤷 I have my doubts

I'll ask my psych nurse

Mood

I hope it's Wednesday. I never know for sure.

I was sitting watching Britain's Got Talent and eating a sandwich when I thought: hang on... I'm LGBT eating BLT watching BGT on my LG TV. Even I'm confused by that.

my roommate has a can of evaporated milk in the fridge and i accidentally knocked it over and it was empty. pretty good bit. very cerebral.

🧠💀🫀 #Art by Tommy Devoid

The house is beautiful as a hawk.

I can butter your noodle if you wanna

keep that bar low enough and you’ll never disappoint