Roses are red the reflecting pool is noxious

This game f*cks

The red on Balogun was BS and he should be playing. FIFA’s arbitrary decision to lift his ban is on brand for a historically corrupt organization. Both are true but justice is served. The end.

"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch"

Canadian jerseys look like just finished painting a guest bedroom

The World Cup announcer with the heavy British accent talking about “the greatness of Patrick Mahomes” makes me happy

That did not fit the definition of a red card.

This is the best movie about America

not giving a fuck (redefined) is taking the billion dollar plane (bribe) for a spin the day after it's disclosed you used the office of the President to steal and grift $2 billion in year one

I wish Justice Alito a very short retirement.

You’ve toned your last mighty mighty boss

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

IM USING BLUESKY TO SAY HOW MUCH IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

longshot explanation for this: ~everyone who remembers the Great Depression is dead now

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

Hartenstein pulls Castle's hair

This is a CRAZY FLOP 😭😭 Original post

So good

From Simon White at Bloomberg: “Putting gamma, realised correlation and dispersion on the same 3D grid shows that as far back as we have data, correlation has never been as low when gamma and dispersion have been as high." May be useful to know it's a historic gamma squeeze now rather than later

This is awesome if you’re a Royals fan. So many good stories, tears, great memories

👋Hi! I’m Jessica Lussenhop, and for the last 4 years, I served as ProPublica’s first Minnesota-based reporter. But now I’ve got big news: On May 14, ProPublica is launching a brand new podcast! It’s called “Paper Trail,” and I’ll be your host. Thread 🧵

If there is anything more exciting than watching Bobby Witt Jr play baseball, I'm not sure what it might be. Tonight he has a massive home run, an easy steal of third with a lefty at the plate, and he just made a sensational diving play behind second to end the eighth inning.

We have a year’s worth of economic data since Liberation Day, when President Trump announced much higher tariffs on most imported goods and countries, and the data are definitive; the tariffs have done significant damage to the economy.

Maybe he channeled Randy a little too hard.

"That's a can of bean dip right there" - Rex Hudler, describing a high, lazy flyball to right.

A location 9+ hours away from Seattle should not be considered TV blackout market territory #royals #mariners

Adelman with a bunch of vague platitudes. Might as well finish with “win one for the gipper.”

Just got a flashback to Nuggets-OKC playoffs. Constant fouls were just “scrappy defense” #nuggets

On the one hand, the crashing of LIV Golf ends the most shameful money grab in the history of that or maybe any sport. On the other hand ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …

The Chiefs traded up for Mansoor Delane, taking a huge swing early in the draft to add blue chip talent. I wrote about Delane's college film, where he wins, and what he needs to show for that swing to be worth it. You should read it. mnchiefsfan.substack.com/p/mansoor-de...

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

This is the coldest shot of the entire night.

Welp.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Think I missed my calling. IYKYK

Band from the Bathroom Skidmark Row

“Hmmm, how can we get our approval ratings up…let’s fuk with the Pope and the NFL!

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸

New story. A rare long offseason has given Andy Reid time to make changes. As the NFL’s oldest coach, he faces quite the objective, too: Can he reignite the Chiefs' offense? “He’s reinvigorated.” www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

"A really huge part of winning is giving your opponent infinite money for what was free a month ago" - Sun Tzu's The Art of Just Kidding Don't Do That

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Has Iranian state TV paid a $787 million settlement for spreading lies about an election?

"In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.”  -Jon Lovett

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

He’s treating a war like every shitty real estate deal he’s attempted: posturing, lying, and waiting for the counterparty to walk or give in to terrible terms…too bad it doesn’t work that way here…