The Union’s Tai Baribo announces that his wife has given birth to their first child, a daughter. Congratulations to them.

See, this is why pencils have erasers! The eraser is on the end you don't stick into the machine with the little sharp blades that cut up the wood, so ... Hang on, I'll come in again.

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

The moment you have to work extra hard, you don't have to work at all.

Dan Campbell every 4th down tonight. #Lions #Eagles #Packers #Bears #Vikings #SNF #nfl #NFL #nflmemes

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

Things that never change in #Wisconsin 1. Bitching about Packers 2. Who has the best fish fry 3. Robin Vos being an asshole

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

Well, Pat McAfee should know all about blowing 2 kicks.

Internet remains undefeated 😎

My right side is absolutely killing me You need an appendectomy How much is that Umm … $47,285 How much without the anesthesia Ok we can do that for $36,210 I don’t think so What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today I’m going to shop around Hold on, my manager is coming over

Celebrate now, the bill’s going up soon.

Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.

Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History https://theonion.com/trump-says-epstein-emails-only-prove-he-one-of-the-most-emailed-about-men-in-history/

Forgot about this re: Apple TV move: NBC and Apple recently announced a $14.99 bundle of Apple TV and Peacock. So fans could get Premier League, F1 and MLS in that subscription bundle.

Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.

He’s on a mission from God.

TK better give raises to that crew that got everything cleaned up in that break #AEWDynamite

Women’s #BloodAndGuts match just kicked so much ass. Every one of them looked like a superstar. #AEWDynamite

BURN EM ALL DOWN TO ASHES. I don't give a fuck what their party affiliation is. Get them the fuck locked up forever and away from money and the levers of power.

The crowd at Blood & Guts is clearly loving this match. Sickos.

#BloodAndGuts 😳

Congress after signing a bill to end the shutdown (or put it off until January)

Tonight we dance

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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/

No kidding….he’s a Real World cast member. All the experts were on Road Rules

Congratulations to the PWI Women's Pro Wrestling #1 and #2, Mercedes Moné + "Timeless" Toni Storm! Take a look at some more of the cover shoot for this monumental ranking!

#JordanLove #Packers #Eagles #Lions #Vikings #Bears #nflmemes #nfl #NFL

They don’t get magnets…but do get being part of the community

STEWART: “Well, funny f*cking story.” 😕

Good call MLF on starting our kicker with a bad kicking leg and has been missing kicks all season. Hell of a fucking plan when we got substitute teacher backup kicker than can make 60yarders #GoPackGo

I honestly want Green Bay to lose every game the rest of the year. My god that offense is putrid

FUCKING JET SWEEP…EAT SHIT LAFLEUR

Goddamn WR bubble screen

FUCKING BENCH HIM

FUCKING CHRIST LOVE…MAKE A GODDAMN DECISION

Hey @hundreddollarman.bsky.social Which is shittier?? MLF play calling or Jordan Love QB play

No notes….nailed it 🎯

Juggalos even know what magnets are

It’s over 50k now. Let’s bump this to 100k c.org/Snm4rKdbSV

Who brought the bird?? Okada: #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

Whether it's Joe Lieberman going MAGA or Tim Kaine caving in on ACA, both vice-presidential nominees turned out to be assholes.