Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

Howard Stern says he feels for Disney, but he’s canceling Disney+. “I’m trying to say with my pocketbook that I do not support what they’re doing with Jimmy.” x.com/sternshow/st...

Lmao. Eddie's reaction is priceless. #aew

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Get. Off. Twitter.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social would approve

I hate football

This feels really gross. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

PPV ending before 1am Eastern time?? And more than 5 matches of dubious quality?? Sign me up

I’d watch this on HBO MAX

What a match. These 2 are instant rivals for as long as they want. #AEWALLOUT

Speedball is dead 😵 #AEWALLOUT

Whoa #AEWALLOUT

Yuta gets hate everywhere is hilarious

Dear Wrestling Gods…please save Darby from whatever insane things he wants to do #AEWAllOut

The perfect graphic doesn’t ex-

Why are Ex Real World cast members softer than cottage cheese

But when Clemson needed Tyler from Spartanburg the most, he vanished.

My character is so flawed, the only time I ever stood 10 toes on anything, was on the opp's throat

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

My neighbors have never heard me yell WTF that loud until that moment

302 proud

Union up a man. Time to be scared #doop

According to Tom Homan, for the crime Tom Homan allegedly committed, Tom Homan should have his citizenship stripped away and be renditioned to a foreign prison without receiving due process in the courts. Sorry, Tom Homan, but those are Tom Homan's rules.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

The Watt brothers have enough career earnings to remedy this

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Fickell

For fuck sake fire Fickell at halftime

today the big man is back

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

(OFFER DOES NOT INCLUDE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS)

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Wrote about the Kimmel firing, which felt like a dam breaking. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Just subscribed to all 3 and I don’t even live in NYC. Gotta support local news

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support: • 404 Media • Defector • The Flytrap • Flaming Hydra • The Appeal • Aftermath • Racket • Hell Gate • The 51st • The Colorado Sun • Range Media • Discourse Blog • Pop Heist

Is this your first dictator? youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

So, if you don't know about the Peshtigo Fire, you should. It happened in 1871 on the same day as the Great Chicago Fire, but it was much bigger and more widespread: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peshtig...

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.” George Carlin, 1988

Tua throwing hospital balls

Letterman on Kimmel and Colbert 🔥 "You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian—a criminal—administration in the Oval Office. That’s just not how this works"

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