American women won the World Cup 4 times....

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

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Has Fox tried not sucking?

@hundreddollarman.bsky.social I need this to be real

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

28-3gypt

You wear Falcon colors and play in ATL, wtf you expect

Unlike Ronaldo

Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One https://theonion.com/trump-sees-hunter-biden-smoking-crack-on-wing-of-air-force-one/

Mamdani on Platner: "I believe it's time for him to drop out of the race"

“The U.S. was outplayed on a level that transcended politics. There are matches that make you want to write whole dissertations on sociology and aesthetics, and then there are matches that make you want to go ‘derp.‘ This one was a ‘derp‘“ www.theringer.com/2026/07/07/w...

"please please please don't overuse that clip of John Oliver mocking a southern accent" Me:

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

pulisic's 2026 world cup stats shots: 4 goals: 0 dispossessed: 2.73 per 90 commercials: 4

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

Dest is playing like Dest 4 years ago and that’s unfortunate

Fucking USA defense is ass again

From a Dallas resident visiting for USA vs. Belgium, in the Seattle Times: “The buses are everywhere. The city is so walkable. You have one of the cleanest downtowns in America. This downtown is as incredible as any place in the world.” World class city and state.

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

data visualization is my passion.

Folarin Balogun's suspension will be served in Week 1 of next season vs. Louisiana-Lafayette.

Flo Balogun on a pole match

We need an @mls-fans.bsky.social type event like this

If you know soccer/futbol this is 🫪

In the well-over 100,000 documents written by founders included in the Founders Online database from the National Archives, no one uses the phrase "God's noble experiment." No one.

Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank

The other 10% are Concacaf matches

I swear to GOD La Parka’s gonna show up on the pitch.

"I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Mexico-England!"

keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament

El Doink

LETS GET CONCACAFY #ELTRI

welcome to CONCACAF! we clown in this motherfucker best take yo sensitive ass back to UEFA!!

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

Neymar rn

Only appropriate for Haaland to put on a show ahead of his cousins on House of the Dragon

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"