Some news: I got an air fryer so that will completely serve as my personality from now on. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Back in the emotional blender. GO NINERS

Therapist: Hiroshi Tanahashi with short hair isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Hiroshi Tanahashi with short hair:

Please enjoy payday responsibly

I got a perfect 8/8 for the 2nd week in a row in the ST’s news quiz 😎

Gee I wonder what it's liking holding dipshit former leaders accountable...

Ann my beloved 😍

I DON’T LIKE THIS

Made plans to go back home in March

Why is this so accurate? 😂 #49ers

Bringing back a tradition that I started when I first moved here and dropped a while back for no particular reason. End-of-the-week drink!

Just realized my job as a newsman boils down to "doomscrolling for a living." Don't really know how to process that lol

Gavin told this b- to go play in traffic lmfao

Fed Kashkari still hating on crypto: "It's still basically useless for consumers. I mean, there's, there's nothing you can do with Bitcoin or a stablecoin that you can't already do with Venmo or with your traditional banking products, other than circumventing banking regulation."

Happy 3rd anniversary to this not-PG TV moment. GO NINERS

Solitaire on WIndows 95

WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

Headline: Olympic Fans Get First Chance to Buy Tickets to 2028 Games in Los Angeles What my dumb ass thought it read: OnlyFans Get First Chance to Buy Tickets to 2028 Games in Los Angeles Some awful brainrot

My brother is asking me to do some shady stuff @gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social

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KITTLE TAKE MY ACHILLES ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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The Seahawks and 49ers will kick off at 5 p.m on Saturday.

Mike Tomlin is the Doc Rivers of the NFL.

Houston and Seattle got the defenses absolutely nobody wants to face right now.

This game is drunk (and not in a good way).

Part of me wants the Steelers to lose now, but the other part wants the storyline of "Aaron Rodgers, finally free of facing the 49ers in the playoffs... faces the 49ers in the Super Bowl."

*laughs in Jauan Jennings*

Me describing how I bounce back after getting REPORTED

Damn, the bot has no chill

Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.

Good morning friends! Let's gather around to laugh at the Eagles and their bum-ass fans some more. #LOLEagles

The play call to get CMC open for the game winner was one of the best play designs of the season from Shanahan

Man the Chargers didn't even get a chance to Charger it. They got completely handled from the get-go.

Every time I see those Little Caesars commercials with George Kittle, I die inside. It's the only way we're gonna see him now this postseason. 😭

Interrupting your football with this photo of Jennifer Lawrence

@gcacho.bsky.social Are the Chargers gonna Charger it?

Me right now. WE ON TO SEATTLE

Stellar defense when it counts the most. The 49ers advance.

Yo @eccheesehead.bsky.social

49ers

I'M SWEATING

How ass is the Eagles offensive coordinator if they can't run up on this 49ers defense? LOL

What a call. What a catch.

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Robert Saleh built this 49ers defense in a cave with a box of scraps

49ers got me like

Kyle Shanahan special