A few teams have called the San Francisco 49ers about QB Mac Jones, but many interested around the league describe their price as “astronomical.”

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) It's the 69th day ┳┻|⊂ﾉ of 2026 ┻┳| ┳┻|

LOL | NBA cancels the Atlanta Hawks’ plans to celebrate strip club Magic City apnews.com/article/atlanta-hawks-magic-city-strip-club-promotion-canceled-a1733d815e4ec7b50eed9666c85abd25?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=69af9e58ca3bad000181c05c&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Bluesky

Six-time Pro Bowl WR Mike Evans is signing a three-year deal with the 49ers, sources tell The Insiders. Injuries ended Evans’ streak of 1,000-yard seasons. But he’s back for more at age 32 on a deal negotiated by Deryk Gilmore of Day 1 Sports and Entertainment and Darren Jones of Maven Spots.

Me reading all the NFL free-agency news #49ers

Went to sleep 2 hours early and still woke up feeling like crap.

I want to start a restaurant called "Bachelor Pad" with the concept being food a broke-ass single dude would make. Here come the Michelin stars, baby.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Ann, my beloved 😍

Niners get their man

Got my first-ever jury duty notice as a Washington state resident. Will I get thrown out if I pull up to the courthouse in this T-shirt? 😂

Plans tonight ☺️

His BAC was higher than his 3P%

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I didn’t think Noem would be the first Cabinet stooge Trump jettisons. Not surprisingly, he finds someone worse.

Oops! (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) … she did it again.

Work thought I did a good job putting together the evening newsletter, so they want me to do it again. What should I put in it this time? (Pic possibly related?)

Filled in the other eye on the lucky daruma that lives on my work desk. Wish fulfilled. (I won’t say what it is.)

Job interviewer: What would you consider your weaknesses? Me: Girls wearing chokers. Interviewer: ಠ_ಠ

Yooo, it's my hometown Vallejo in a nutshell LOL

Man, fuck this timeline in the ear with an ice pick www.upi.com/Entertainmen...

I used to take issue when girls said I was "cute." You know what's cute? Dogs, cats, cartoon characters, etc. But times have changed: I'm 43 I'll take any compliment I'm so lonely 😂😭

This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

You know I had to do it

Me when I see people around Seattle with Seahawks championship merch on.

Give us a better name for the Iran Conflict: Operation Epstein Shield

Here we have Jawaan Taylor in his natural habitat — not getting called for holding on Nick Bosa in the Super Bowl.

Operation Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer and Dumberest

Even in Seattle, it's feeling like spring 🥰 | Persona 3 Reload - Changing Seasons -Reload- www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNj...

Happy 3/1 for those who know and celebrate. 😂

The pigs in the White House made Iran's ayatollah a martyr. That will go well, surely...

Pack it up. Take care of your mentals. Take care of your loved ones, your little corner of the universe. Be mad but be smart about it. I’m offline today. ✌️

Spoiler alert: I DID NOT

Editor asked me to start my shift on Saturday later just in case the dumbass administration decides on any late-night regime change in Iran.

Please enjoy payday responsibly

Happy 10th(!) anniversary to this incredible shot from Steph Curry youtu.be/GEMVGHoenXM?...

1 from the corner. 3 from each wing. 4 from the top of the key. And 1 from Pluto. Steph’s otherworldly performance from 10 years ago today 🛰️

Important update: I got ice cream at the grocery store

Cool: I'm a millionaire Not cool: In Iran* 1.65 million rials = $1

Me when I zip past the dumbass who insists on doing 50 in the left lane

A "Heat" sequel? Sign me the fuck up! www.ign.com/articles/bat...

State of the Union: Ann Takamaki is best girl

Why are people mad or surprised the U.S. men’s hockey team is going to the White House? They’re a bunch of young white men with possible brain damage, exactly Trump’s kind of people. What else did you expect? 🤷🏻

Who can call BINGO first?

What, me? Worry? (I am very worried.)

Why are people mad or surprised the U.S. men’s hockey team is going to the White House? They’re a bunch of young white men with possible brain damage, exactly Trump’s kind of people. What else did you expect? 🤷🏻

Good heavens look at the time I can’t be bothered to make dinner