Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
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49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. One day I will sneak into Canada.
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If pro wrestling is fake, then explain this
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Dianna Russini
about 5 hours ago
A few teams have called the San Francisco 49ers about QB Mac Jones, but many interested around the league describe their price as “astronomical.”
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┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) It's the 69th day ┳┻|⊂ノ of 2026 ┻┳| ┳┻|
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LOL | NBA cancels the Atlanta Hawks’ plans to celebrate strip club Magic City
apnews.com/article/atlanta-hawks-magic-city-strip-club-promotion-canceled-a1733d815e4ec7b50eed9666c85abd25?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=69af9e58ca3bad000181c05c&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Bluesky
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NBA cancels the Atlanta Hawks' plans to celebrate the strip club Magic City
The NBA has called off the Atlanta Hawks’ plans for a night celebrating the city’s Magic City adult entertainment club.
https://apnews.com/article/atlanta-hawks-magic-city-strip-club-promotion-canceled-a1733d815e4ec7b50eed9666c85abd25?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=69af9e58ca3bad000181c05c&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Bluesky
about 19 hours ago
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Tom Pelissero
1 day ago
Six-time Pro Bowl WR Mike Evans is signing a three-year deal with the 49ers, sources tell The Insiders. Injuries ended Evans’ streak of 1,000-yard seasons. But he’s back for more at age 32 on a deal negotiated by Deryk Gilmore of Day 1 Sports and Entertainment and Darren Jones of Maven Spots.
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Me reading all the NFL free-agency news
#49ers
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Went to sleep 2 hours early and still woke up feeling like crap.
2 days ago
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I want to start a restaurant called "Bachelor Pad" with the concept being food a broke-ass single dude would make. Here come the Michelin stars, baby.
3 days ago
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Harry Turtledove
3 days ago
The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.
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Ann, my beloved 😍
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3 days ago
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Niners get their man
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3 days ago
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Got my first-ever jury duty notice as a Washington state resident. Will I get thrown out if I pull up to the courthouse in this T-shirt? 😂
3 days ago
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No Context College Basketball
4 days ago
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Plans tonight ☺️
4 days ago
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His BAC was higher than his 3P%
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4 days ago
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Ken Jennings
5 days ago
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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I didn’t think Noem would be the first Cabinet stooge Trump jettisons. Not surprisingly, he finds someone worse.
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5 days ago
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Oops! (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) … she did it again.
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5 days ago
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Work thought I did a good job putting together the evening newsletter, so they want me to do it again. What should I put in it this time? (Pic possibly related?)
6 days ago
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MK Zero
7 days ago
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7 days ago
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
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Filled in the other eye on the lucky daruma that lives on my work desk. Wish fulfilled. (I won’t say what it is.)
7 days ago
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Job interviewer: What would you consider your weaknesses? Me: Girls wearing chokers. Interviewer: ಠ_ಠ
7 days ago
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Yooo, it's my hometown Vallejo in a nutshell LOL
8 days ago
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Man, fuck this timeline in the ear with an ice pick
www.upi.com/Entertainmen...
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Look: 'Evil Dead' legend Bruce Campbell announces cancer diagnosis - UPI.com
"Evil Dead" legend Bruce Campbell announced on social media Monday that he is battling cancer.
https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2026/03/02/evil-dead-star-bruce-campbell-battling-cancer/9501772498561/
8 days ago
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I used to take issue when girls said I was "cute." You know what's cute? Dogs, cats, cartoon characters, etc. But times have changed: I'm 43 I'll take any compliment I'm so lonely 😂😭
8 days ago
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Captain Lou
8 days ago
This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.
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You know I had to do it
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8 days ago
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Me when I see people around Seattle with Seahawks championship merch on.
8 days ago
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Drew Curtis
8 days ago
Give us a better name for the Iran Conflict: Operation Epstein Shield
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Here we have Jawaan Taylor in his natural habitat — not getting called for holding on Nick Bosa in the Super Bowl.
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8 days ago
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Operation Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer and Dumberest
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9 days ago
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Even in Seattle, it's feeling like spring 🥰 | Persona 3 Reload - Changing Seasons -Reload-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNj...
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Persona 3 Reload - Changing Seasons -Reload- (with Lyrics)
YouTube video by tilinmaster777gameplays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNjZMYo994
9 days ago
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Happy 3/1 for those who know and celebrate. 😂
9 days ago
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The pigs in the White House made Iran's ayatollah a martyr. That will go well, surely...
10 days ago
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Pack it up. Take care of your mentals. Take care of your loved ones, your little corner of the universe. Be mad but be smart about it. I’m offline today. ✌️
10 days ago
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Spoiler alert: I DID NOT
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11 days ago
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Editor asked me to start my shift on Saturday later just in case the dumbass administration decides on any late-night regime change in Iran.
11 days ago
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Please enjoy payday responsibly
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11 days ago
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Happy 10th(!) anniversary to this incredible shot from Steph Curry
youtu.be/GEMVGHoenXM?...
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Steph Curry Drains the Game Winner vs Oklahoma City
YouTube video by NBA
https://youtu.be/GEMVGHoenXM?si=uTHpQVj3uPZ2oDd3
11 days ago
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NBA
11 days ago
1 from the corner. 3 from each wing. 4 from the top of the key. And 1 from Pluto. Steph’s otherworldly performance from 10 years ago today 🛰️
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Important update: I got ice cream at the grocery store
12 days ago
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Cool: I'm a millionaire Not cool: In Iran* 1.65 million rials = $1
13 days ago
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Me when I zip past the dumbass who insists on doing 50 in the left lane
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13 days ago
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A "Heat" sequel? Sign me the fuck up!
www.ign.com/articles/bat...
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Batman Actor Christian Bale Reportedly Joins Leonardo DiCaprio on Heat 2 - IGN
Christian Bale has told a reporter he is due to start filming Heat 2 in Chicago soon, confirming his appearance in the hotly anticipated sequel as part of an increasingly stacked cast that also includ...
https://www.ign.com/articles/batman-actor-christian-bale-reportedly-joins-leonardo-dicaprio-on-heat-2
13 days ago
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State of the Union: Ann Takamaki is best girl
14 days ago
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Why are people mad or surprised the U.S. men’s hockey team is going to the White House? They’re a bunch of young white men with possible brain damage, exactly Trump’s kind of people. What else did you expect? 🤷🏻
14 days ago
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Governor Gavin Newsom
14 days ago
Who can call BINGO first?
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What, me? Worry? (I am very worried.)
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14 days ago
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Why are people mad or surprised the U.S. men’s hockey team is going to the White House? They’re a bunch of young white men with possible brain damage, exactly Trump’s kind of people. What else did you expect? 🤷🏻
14 days ago
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Good heavens look at the time I can’t be bothered to make dinner
15 days ago
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