The Packers' playoff hoes are looking quite robust

This game is drunk

Sailing the high seas and ended up with the TSN feed again. No please no more Bell ads I can't take it anymore.

It's 3:40 p.m. on the West Coast on wild card weekend. How are your team's playoff hoes doing?

I wish there was a transfer portal, but for countries. I would hop into that shit so fast.

To those with California Derangement Syndrome, it's time to update your talking points.

Happy “The Catch” Day to all who celebrate. GO NINERS youtu.be/xLsFSsHnoxM?...

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Donald Trump's complete disregard for the safety of Americans is disgusting and appalling. If you are going to protest, do so peacefully. Don’t feed into their chaos.

Go Niners @eccheesehead.bsky.social

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

Can anybody hear me? I just want to be me. When I can, I will.

Nice to michi! ┌(◔‿◔)┘ #LikeADragon

“Sometimes violence is the answer.” - Y’all heard our only king, Brody King. #AEW

Wait it's not even Shambomb season yet WTF

Me: I’m gonna switch it up and get the spicy chicken teriyaki from H Mart this time. (A few moments later)

Googling "How to become Philippines citizen"

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind. If you want to test me, I’m sure you’ll find, The things I teach ya, I’m sure to beat ya, Nevertheless, you’ll get a lesson from teacher.

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

Techbros' arguments for using AI: - Just fucking use it - We worked really hard on it - You guys are just being mean

Philippine Airlines made an in-flight safety video in the form of a telenovela and it’s peak cinema 😂 youtu.be/2UkTBuEx-ek?...

Pulled a muscle in my back that hurt for 2 days because I slept in a funny position.

Techbros' arguments for using AI: - Just fucking use it - We worked really hard on it - You guys are just being mean

Somebody added Yakuza music + SFX to the commercial for the original Super Smash Brothers commercial for the N64 and I'm dying @gcacho.bsky.social 😂

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Wondering when “fired” gave way to “part ways” and “dismissed” in NFL news. I want to say 2014 when the 49ers got rid of Jim Harbaugh.

How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward: #njpw

The Wild Card Weekend schedule:

I should write a cookbook called "How to Cook Stuff That Won't Give You Food Poisoning" because I've cooked up some heinous dishes and... you guessed it... managed not to give myself food poisoning.

🚨BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN ALERT🚨

The Raiders' Super Bowl #LOLRaiders

When the Shin Megami Tensei V boss music drops the beat

49ers offense totally sold that game. Seattle's defense is no joke though. Mike McDonald did get the job because of what he did vs. the Niners in 2023 when he was the DC at Baltimore.

That was a big serving of a reality check...

Haven't seen a commercial for Montana's (Canada's home for barbecue!), but I'm seeing a lot of promos for Team Canada in the Winter Olympics. Go Canada go.

I got the TSN feed again on my stream. Hopefully it's free of Montana's, Canada's home for barbecue!

Levi's is rockin'. Sounds a playoff game for sure. (Well, it is.)

Let's go Niners

This is fine

Having the 49ers' biggest game of the season during January (DRY January, I might add) is diabolical. There's no way I can watch tonight's game sober.

What’s next on the U.S. shopping list? Rare-earth minerals? Let’s see… that’s China! (He won’t do it, the cowardly bully.)

See you guys for the messy troop pullout 15-20 years from now

REPORTED

Please enjoy payday responsibly

OH SHIT

Sith Lord Brock Purdy?

happy new year, patriots

2026 off to a good start. Haven’t been REPORTED yet.

Happy New Year!