AOC: When everyone says makes an exception here or makes an exception there, and then before you know it, you have masked agents roaming the streets of this country that do not feel entitled to identify themselves

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

This whole section really.

Mondays are a Gift 🎁😌

WE HAVE NEVER SAID A BAD THING ABOUT SHORT CORNERS

Gift Monday 3–0 Houston Dash Monday has a first-half hat trick!

ay man. AY.

Let ‘em know the Spirit IS IN 🗣️

THE ANGLE ON THAT GOAL FROM GIFT MONDAY 📐

can i get an estimate on that angle?? omg

sorry to my sister but i just do not have the emotional bandwidth to address her guilt at killing the fruit flies in her apartment

nwsl: just watch* *sometimes on espn sometimes on espn2 sometimes on cbs sometimes on abc sometimes on cbssn sometimes on amazon prime sometimes on ion sometimes on golazo network sometimes on espn+ sometimes on nwsl+ sometimes on paramount+ and now sometimes on victory+ too for some reason

I want to hang this man from a flagpole by his underwear

SOTW voting should just be 4 different Aubrey saves this week

fuck

McKeown save of the week there?

@washingtonspirit.com no pressure but abby is really rooting for you guys tonight

You’d think Gabby Carle was Ilona Maher the way Cooper is falling every time she gets close

reading your skeets

is this a threat

thoughts and prayers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you guys think those Etsy witches would work for a contract extension and a championship asking for a friend

Strive to live a life where when you get shot, people don't text each other '[name] got shot lmao.'

i’m so fucking tired of getting nickel and dimed by corporations that have more money than god. you need $5 more dollars a month from me?? go fuck yourself

just made a reference to a song that i had forgotten was from veggietales, fun realization for sure ✌🏻

to be clear… in a deposition relating to him raping a woman he was asked if she said no, and he responded that she said no and he kept going. he admitted under oath to being a rapist. and THAT is why he hasn’t been here in over a decade.

This isn't a haha-funny-little-thing to say when the National Guard are literally posted outside of Audi Field, intimidating fans in advance of every match.

LOOK AT HOW PRETTY

crashing out in the work onenote

no like i’ve not thought very highly of this season but it’s like like…good? maybe just because the home results haven’t been stellar?

just heard the opening notes to All I Want for Christmas on the metro IT’S NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER

really hate that every few months the inside of my cheeks will decide that one tooth is actually Too Pointy all of a sudden, like they’ve been there this whole time stop acting fake

No offense, but things should get better, instead of constantly worse

bmi is actually so scientifically sound you would not believe!

technology really started to go downhill for me when word replaced times new roman as the default font

CROOOOOOOOIX

the league doesn’t need a #girlboss commissioner who’s gonna get drunk with power, it needs someone who understands soccer, player safety, and healthy organizational culture. that goes beyond whether a number is black, red or green, players sell this league, not your firm handshake.

you have to look at every piece to get how evil this decision was, and it extends back to the decision to keep playing after savy king was revived on the pitch. i don’t see how players can trust her with their careers, or owners with their investments, after these repeated displays of inhumanity.

Every Blade of Grass: In the wake of the dangerous conditions during this weekend's Current-Pride matchup, @southernsylvs.bsky.social vs makes an impassioned plea to the league: Protect this league. Protect its players. #NWSL fearlesssc.com/protect-your...

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

it shouldn’t be the tweet … this truly isn’t ~nwsl after dark~ this is just horrible officiating

Now * that * is the Rose Kouassi goal we have all been waiting for.

this ref is so unbelievably bad

FIRST Italian in the NWSL … FIRST Italian goal in the NWSL … that’s AMORE 🇮🇹

this is baby shit!!!! grow up!! you’re fine!!!!!!!!

This is a dark stain on football, and will always be remembered as such. That UEFA nor FIFA did or said anything about the hundreds killed and complete anhialation of football in that region is deplorable.

the spirit are killing me (just a little bit) today

rose 😭😭😭😭