This one isn’t on Jose. It’s this fucking refs trash ass work.

At least the mystics beat indiana ig

I hope all of these refs start balding expeditiously and they bald in a weird way

this had me howling

MYSTICS

I am radically pro transgender, happy almost pride month ✨🦈

Today I'm going to go to the Aldi parking lot and writing checks for $0.25 and handing them out to people saying "for the cart"

I like this picture my bf took of a kia soul that got crushed by a tree bc it implies that the rabbit is responsible for it

pissin me off syndrome

José and Washington’s winning streak continues ✅ The Spirit now have four straight wins ever since welcoming the lucky coyote as their good luck charm. 📸:: @washingtonspirit.com

In josé we trust #nwsl

Happy Mother’s Day

*loud sigh* would really be nice to be able to watch the mystics out of market without paying a streaming service more than my life is worth

The everything app algorithm has started showing me a bunch of bird memes.. they want me back

I'm getting my masters on Saturday someone congratulate me

She’s here ✨ Cleveland Astra was named as much for the cosmos that inspire joy, curiosity and wonder – as the soccer stars that consistently emerge from our region. Read more: ClevelandAstra.com

NVM BALL SOMETIMES LIE

HIS LITTLE JERSEY SAYS JOSÉ AND 51

That pass takes a tricky bounce on her, what's Trin doing hammering it like it was sitting on a platter got damn

so😬thrilled😬the😬spirit😬are😬so😬comfortable😬in😬front😬of😬goal

Happy Ed balls day to all who celebrate

José merch when @washingtonspirit.com

idk my bff jose

The new @spiritsquadron.bsky.social member! José, el coyote, with @rpn10.bsky.social & @meredithbartley.bsky.social

Alexa, play the opening song from the lion king, full volume @meredithbartley.bsky.social @spiritsquadron.bsky.social

I’m sorry this is the funniest thing to happen in quite some time. Jose!!!

VAMOS VAMOS VAMOOOOOOOS LEICY FUCKING SANTOS

📞

The talisman is functioning as intended

@REDACTED Turns out you blocked me on Twitter first. Might as well block me here too if you don’t want the truth. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

Why can't I fucking download an image from Google fucking images no I don't want to share a fucking 700 character long url no I don't want to save it to my favorite Google images I want to fucking download it onto my fucking phone god fucking damn it

Jessica Berman Count Your Days (shakes fist clevelandly)

To be fair, she do be changing the game (getting the ball stolen off her and getting scored on)

Only two shots on target with 70% possession in the first half?? What is this, the Washington spirit?? #uswnt

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I'm constantly getting notifications that my favorite artists are coming to my town and then I click on the link and they're actually opening for someone I've never heard of and/or don't care about but the tickets are like 3x more expensive than they should be

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE EARTHSET PHOTO FROM ARTEMIS II. IM SPEECHLESS.

13 minutes to loss of signal with the #ArtemisII crew. During which time no laws apply. #MoonPurge

Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.

Okay guys they've gone behind the Moon so it's time for us to put our ape masks on This is going to be HILARIOUS