Y'all why does the Starbucks union merch go so hard

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

the spirit in playoffs, unfortunately

Celebrating Aubrey Kingsbury with a slice of Baja blast pie

AUBREY KINGSBURY SAID WTF IS A BLOOMER

Put Hatchy's fetus in

Filed for future use.

Every spirit fan rn

The Gift that keeps on giving. Gift Monday's header puts Washington up, 1–0, over Louisville in the NWSL quarterfinals with roughly 15 minutes to go.

Weird how no one ever seems to get mad at Taylor Flint for having a """biOLoGicaL AdVaNtAge""" when she's like twelve feet tall

a hand-embroidered rendition of the fallen angel by alexandre cabanel, done in all pink threads. i have been obsessed with embroidery for the past year or so and thought it was about time i post one of my works, haha. #art #embroidery #thefallenangel #alexandrecabanel

I was a porch goose for Halloween!! Idk why I wasn't expecting all the luci goosey jokes but they really caught me off guard

I always get offended when a squirrel runs away from me. Like bitch you think I eat squirrels??

Hormone therapy?? Yeah I listen to my whore moan about how I need therapy every damn day

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

WHIPS SPAGHETTI AROUND LIKE A LASSO

Me: Google photos: hey do u want to see a picture of your dead rabbit

Halo said 🗣️🐇🗣️free Palestine 🗣️🐇🗣️

Rosemonde Kouassi launches a hail mary from distance for the game-winner 🚀

If I see one more of you idiots share Heroes Standing Up To ICE with full faces and license plates just fuckin visible for everyone to see I'm going to lose my god damn mind. Opsec is a thing for a reason jesus chRIST

this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")

So when are we getting the real Taylor album. Like the one released today was a joke right. Right. ¿

snicky (snail nicky)

Dating someone who actually likes you is a trip, man. Have y'all tried this shit??

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Let ‘em know the Spirit IS IN 🗣️

😍😍😍

my #FatBearWeek bracket if u even care

Biggie had the villa buzzing and 26’s spring cub queen turned heads. Your Fat Bear Junior winners are through to tomorrow’s final Fat Bear Junior showdown. Only one cub will strut into Fat Bear Week. Who’s got your vote?

Tomorrow, Sept 18th, the Fat Bear Junior villa heats up! Four cubs enter, but only one will strut into the Fat Bear Week finale.

fuck

spinity rodman

@washingtonspirit.com no pressure but abby is really rooting for you guys tonight

Congrats to KC's newest signing, A Fainting Goat. She'll fit right in #nwsl

My partner is driving me to pick up Nicky's ashes today and I'm a gd mess so here's some pictures of him over the years

somewhere, some GLUTTON is dreaming about all the cake and carbs.... hoarding it

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

The person who got fouled should have to take the pk, like free throws in basketball

Autumn also made me a sparkle Kepler when he died last year. She's a wonderful human and you should commission her for all your artwork needs

drawn in memory of @lucifignewton.bsky.social's beloved boy, copernicus

crashing out in the work onenote

The lady next to me on the bus was replying to an email with the subject line "hello beautiful" and her opening sentence was "you're a con artist, aren't you?"

YOU HEARD HAL

People who wear uncomfy clothes to the airport should be put in a zoo and studied

𝘪 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 acrylics been getting really into abstract painting over the past couple of weeks. i know this is different from my usual works, but i hope you like it