Right now I have no subscription music services. Everything I want to hear is free on @bandcamp.com or @subvert.fm. And if I just want to find something, it's somewhere online always. All my subscription money now goes to paying artists directly.

St Johns church, Glastonbury peeping through the mist. Photo taken on Glastonbury Tor on Sunday.

Fancy schmancy cat sofa.. now with bolster cushions..

Bandcamp preorders for the People & Industry Special Edition are now live! Apologies for getting entirely the wrong end of the stick on this. But the good news is you *can* preorder, and you can do it now! warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com/album/people...

hi everyone! as your local resident witch and Celtic pantheon pagan *AND* British built heritage historian, please, PLEASE stop leaving lit candles as offerings in Neolithic monuments (cough cough West Kennet Long Barrow)

I’d like to thank all my lovely customers that share with me their pics of cats on cat sofas.. (and lap mats)These pics really are my best advertising tool craftysharp.etsy.com

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WHERE DO I VOTE

Mornin' all cat staff... your cats NEED one of these cat sofas! #cats #Caturday #Catsofbluesky NOW is the time to buy one at 35% off! craftysharp.etsy.com

SALE!! #Cats #Catsofbluesky 🚨ALL CAT SOFAS 35%OFF🚨 for 2 weeks only, cheapest price ever! >>>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com

That cake design is inspired! She's wonderful...

Your vote is precious. Today millions of people across Wales, Scotland and England are voting in the hope that their choice will improve their lives. I hope it will. Politicians are asking for your vote; it grants power and removes it. Use it and remind them never to take you for granted.

Spells For Warding Off Evil is a heavy, dense, alternately meditative and cathartic album, and hugely personal for Emile...for both of us, really. We really hope you enjoy it 🖤 @plant43.bsky.social

New Yellow Panda Cat Sofa craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4493...

Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience...

I’ve been queuing outside my local record shop for Record Store Day for the last half hour and the birds have just started singing @recordstoredayuk.bsky.social #recordstoreday #RSD

Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! 🌊

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

In Memory of Éliane Radigue (1932–2026) by Laurie Spiegel www.e-flux.com/notes/678346...

@rejunevate.eurosky.social it's twins! 🥹😜🍊

All my stuff is on sale, even the latest cat sofa! craftysharp.etsy.com

Oof

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

New blue lap mats craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

#Caturday #Cats ##Catsofbluesky If you don't want your cat to start saying things like 🐈‍⬛ "groovy man" then DON'T BUY THIS CAT SOFA! craftysharp.etsy.com

These remarkable women of early electronic music pushed the boundaries of technology and composition, turning circuits, sine waves, and tape loops into music. https://disc.gs/3ZWRk1U

My old pal @mortenmorland.bsky.social celebrating my 15th anniversary in Downing Street in style

Post a banger that isn’t in English I love this and it isn’t in anything 🙂 youtube.com/watch?v=KvEW...

*ARCHIVE: Rumour is Liz Truss ex UK prime minister resigned after only 3 months because of the ontological shock she received after her "GCOD in Scotland" disclosure briefing. All new UK Prime Ministers are briefed on GCODs within minutes of entering number 10.

"after the storm I see again a weasel" I'm sorry dude was cooking here. He should have rolled with it. You expect to see a calm sea after a storm, but a weasel is new and refreshing.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Love this

Cats, do you want to look as effortlessly fashionable as Bruce here does in his new lap mat coat? It’s what all fashionable cats are wearing this season. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

@craftycow.bsky.social Jasmine likes her new mat 🐈

In the 1990s, GCODs took up prime TV spots on US news networks as large numbers of American tourists visited Scotland and developed long standing interests in Scottish culture and history.

Happy Christmas to all you lovely people in my phone!

Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building. Look guys. She’s even in her space suit. They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾 👩‍🚀 ☄️🐈‍⬛

*NEW: spotter: jeezy_peeps; lamer street; 1551hrs 15/12/25

You've heard of the princess and the pea, here's Banksy's recreation #Caturday #Blueskycats #catsofbluesky #Catsky >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

Pink cats lap mats are back in stock.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

HAPPY ST ANDREWS DAY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 *ARCHIVE: spotted by: big_shazza; dunbar town House; 56.002241,-2.515973; 1239hrs, March 23/3/21

Out soon. Does not contain artificial intelligence. Or much intelligence of any kind.

Black Friday in Yorkshire

My usual experiment to find out how bad LLMs are at technical instructions (wiring a UK plug) as applied to grok. It's just as bad as any other LLM out there:

*ARCHIVE spotter: teenage_dirtbag; 55.999322,-2.515700; 1236hrs 30/6/23

*NEW: spotted by: get_it_roon_ye; new harbour, 56.004991,-2.513770; 0956hrs 23/11/25