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JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

while this statement is good, it's incredibly funny for a former president to say "we face only a few moments where the decisions we make and the actions we take will shape our history for years to come." you were president! you had those moments daily for 8 years!

What West Ham are achieving this season with the 20th highest revenue in the world should be enshrined in sports legend. The anti-Moneyball. The dumbest guys in the room. This is a story about the triumph of the human spirit

If you ever get imposter syndrome remember Morgan McSweeney goes into work everyday convinced he has the finest mind in the building.

Everyone who insisted that Russia had to be banned from international sports is going to show up for America's World Cup and pretend nothing happened

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Hammersmith Bridge partially closed on and off since 2014, Gateshead flyover closed, Redheugh bridge (the alternative to Gateshead flyover) partially closed, this bridge fucked. all seems good imo

he's not blaming the left - he's blamed Starmer, a right wing prime minister

one of my more mad opinions is I kind of think Zipcar should be taken into public ownership because replacing car ownership with car rental within big cities is a good thing imo

My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.

this explains Thomas Frank's career

I think this is why I've never understood how twitter can be radicalising lol, I only see tweets from people I follow?

India choke from here imo

Call back to a legend.

I feel like the easiest way a company could convince me to buy an expensive game is to give more free demos on the PS Store

“hoes lying about their age like Nigerian strikers” lol ffs

They say we have no “footballing culture” but right now in America, there’s a team named “Sharktopus FC” that just earned a replay of a loss because the ref for their last match turned out to have once been a player for their opponent’s second team. 🇺🇸

Today’s newsletter is an investigation by Sasha Patel and Ben Jacob into the expansion of Gail’s, and how it relies on low-paid migrant workers (particularly from Gujarat) to sustain its rate of growth. Thank you to every Gail’s worker who talked to us. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/at-gails-w...

"reasonably paid" bitch £118k is a huge salary lol

imo the bodies deciding the rules of a sport should have 2 aims in mind: - keep the sport safe - incentivise playing in the "correct" way the nerds working in sports will always try to find a cheat code (here it's set pieces), and the rules need to respond to make that less effective

If Keir starmer really wants to prove he’s not antisemitic he’ll riot with Maccabi Tel Aviv. Anything less he may as well be Hamas.

read this as "Machine Tun Gelly"

Pakistan may have taken four Australian wickets but they need to take at least fifteen more before they reach the tail. #TheCricket

one thing that's always ignored with the "mickey mouse" degree stuff is I'm pretty sure these degrees *hugely* subsidise STEM degrees. I got like 6 hours of contact time per week and access to a library - scientists got like 30 hours and access to a lab, which I think is a bit more expensive

someone should create a bot to flag copyright infringement whenever a Sora video is created

Dave new album this month? we're so fucking back

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

need to remind myself to retweet this in 10 months time

anyone who thought angela rayner was "one of the good ones" was only fooling themselves

they're actually overwhelmed because everyone there is a close friend or relative of a cop

Some more of that 'leftist violence'

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Sending my buds a very normal birthday message, alluding to the dark secrets that shall bind us forever.

these bozos are getting relegated 👍

I knew some people who will be voting Reform, it's just I cut them out of my life years ago for being racist

"co-headline: Jimmy Carr & Louis C.K." lmao

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

this list is really funny because it's either: - jobs that will obviously not be replaced by AI - jobs that will be made significantly worse than AI - jobs that fucking suck that could be replaced by AI because everyone already hates them

one thing that I'm sure is helping Trump here is how, along with the Epstein stuff, he's also going "I'm going to pardon Pedo Diddy"

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

they've finally found a way to bring in ID cards in secret. this government is more blairite than blair's government was ffs

insane that there are stores in the year 2025 where you call them and get "line busy"

bitcoin

people I like need to stop releasing new albums ffs, I can't keep up - space these releases out!