I put off meds in favor of the groceries we needed so boosts/commissions/assistance is still super appreciated!

ME: wow this painting rocks MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks

Goal is 70% met pls consider boosting this post or my commissions, trying to get this covered so I can order this much needed stuff today! #commissions #kofi #mutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #helpsky

Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...

the name Richard Beater basically forces you to go by Dick just so people know you're in on the joke and not bothered by it. introduce yourself as like, Ricky Beater and it reeks of insecurity. if you go by your middle name people will find out eventually and come down on you like a fucking meteor

i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd

What I am afraid of is a sort of Return To Tradition among the artists I know, everyone adopting this almost fundamentalist religious stance on what makes art Real Art, as a response to a threat that has no substance. I think postmodernism is too useful to us.

Good Luck! This Star is in a Small Village Somewhere in Thailand That None of the Paintings Send You To

there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon

when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"

Blast Away Mario's Worryingly Surface Level Understanding of Gender Ideology

this year i have resolved to only put my energy into things i can actually change. for example: the weather! with my dastardly device secreted away on the bicentennial parade float, gotham city will soon be entirely at the mercy of CUMULUS REX!

Welp

this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update

now that charles martinet is no longer the voice of mario, in the next 3D Mario game he's not going to say AHHOHHhototototot when he touches lava anymore. He's going to say Fuck

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them." Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

Me when strangers are mean to me: Social media is, at its core, a project designed to whittle away human empathy Me to a stranger who said something i agree with but in an annoying way: I'm going to inject you with rare and exotic poisons dude. Good luck finding an antidote for some of these poisons

i was the kid in the omelas hole bsky.app/profile/cupc...

me in public: I love reading normal comics. me in private:

Seeing "remember, this isn't Twitter, so don't quote tweet jackasses to make fun of them!" type takes going around again, and this is just fair warning: I'm going to do that. That's what I want out of this site.

I stopped watching TV when it occurred to me that none of the characters has bothered to see a single episode of my life

I think we can all agree that no matter your political affiliation or belief system, there is NO excuse to ever do anything

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

[in the tone and tenor of a veteran describing War] You don't know what it was like on tumblr during the superwholock years. It was so fucked... basically people watched three tv shows

ACTUAL STAND USERS REACT TO: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! stand user: (pausing episode 1 of part 3) so okay i need to- the names- voice off screen: they stop doing the tarot thing pretty quick stand user: oh? yeah thats great. yeah we do name them after music. glad they get that right. (unpauses)

Trying to bring twitters best posts ova here, one time Joyce Carol Oats posted about whether ghosts can scare each other and @oldfriend99.bsky.social replied "does joy scare all ghosts" and only like 5 people saw it. One of the most underrated posts ive ever seen

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it would be so dope if this was the only type of flying machine that worked. just flew in from dallas and boy do i have jostling related internal injuries

Remember that every day you can participate in small acts of resistance against the Trump administration, such as liking and reposting my posts

ok for fairness's sake this time he who has the most sin gets to throw first

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

You'll see a book titled "The Curious Thing About The Monster on 5th Ave" and the promotional quote is "This will reorient you." left by Cliff Evil, author or Werewolf Day Afternoon. (thinking for a moment) Actually you wouldn't see that and actually this is not how it is.

If I was a professional tennis player my strategy would be to hit a perfect unreturnable serve every time

Beautiful Latina girlfriend: Times are tough. White supremacist fascists are in power and controlling the media. My boss is working me to the bone. And on top of that Mom's sickness is back again. I'm just so tired Me (rubbing her back): Ay carumba

From 2018

(Typing with my two index fingers) W.... W..... W..... (looking for dot key for 14 secionds) Dot,.. G . N (backspacing too far) Dot G... M.... A - i... L, (finding dot again) DOT., C. O...... (Accidentally pressing and holding the power button on my computer for 5 seconds) Jumping Jehoshaphat

on the 100th rewatch, Lloyd Christmas is one of the top 10 most sinister movie characters ever

(Going to the doctors in the 1500s) Yo i been feeling a lil nervous. Can U bleed me. (Demonic doctor in plague mask dapping me up ) Big dawg.