Reading Naomi Klein and nodding my head the whole time so the people in the break room know I agree with it

We all love it when Columbo says the line. But sometimes it's very funny when he doesn't

goated me softly with his sauce

neighbor

hell? yea, brother

busy woman. qu'est-ce que c'est

(explaining hamburger prices to an American) imagine the price of eggs,

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.

starting a NG+ run of The Wire

grave digger save us

Dark, Unholy, Nuclear, Piedmont

we created the greatest trove of searchable knowledge in human history and immediately started throwing trash all over its floor

personally i am really enjoying life in the web3 metaverse, which is real and happened

"A Little Life" sounds like an indie game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps. But it's not

I’m caught up on podcast but need something to listen to… let’s check in on NYT The Daily. oh. ok

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

Since it's tear gas season again, I'm reposting my article on the radicalization of the leafblower archive.is/yCWCJ

I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content

microwave should have random button

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

the whole deal with "longermism" is not that its adherents think deeply about the future, it's that they concoct bizarre futurist scenarios that just happen to justify their profoundly sociopathic behavior in the present it's just the laziest form of self-serving utilitarianism imaginable

What if Balatro came out for the Nintendo E-Reader? 😍 #balatro #nintendo #yesplease

(gonnna keep on dancing at the) Pink Pony Club, your back on each other / Pink Pony Club, break a promise to your mother

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social @worstpossible.world incredible music choice in the interstitial -- instantly recognize Goldfinger's Superman (from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, of course)

in 1791 George Washington stopped in Charlotte, North Carolina and all he had to say about it in his diary was "Charlotte is a very trifling place."

I posted this last weekend intending to QRT it this week with a picture from the zoo. But then the weather happened

the Disney corporation offers plenty of options for more sophisticated audiences who compose the section of the market uninterested in the slop they produce unless it is of a conspicuously premium quality

halfway through watching Conclave a few days ago this song popped into my head and I haven’t been able to stop singing 🎵Co-oooooo-claaaaave🎵 ever since youtu.be/JyOAs8a-pGY

i'm feeling the call. the yen, the yearn. i need to connect with the earth. i need to see some cool animals

this big pot of water we're all enjoying is very comfortable, it's even starting to feel a little warm, nice and cozy

the donut hole is a very conceptually strong food. it is a byproduct of a fantastic process. the donut hole is so conceptually strong that, through its implication, it improves the donut itself by giving it lore

when I see a snake in the wild I simply remember that useful mnemonic I learned as a child: red on black... you're gonna be ok, jack.... red on yellow... you're a dead feller

have a good time with your bitcoin and your crypto and everything else that you're playing with

what a bummer. I grew up listening to this guy on NPR. Decades of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. Turns out he’s a complete fucking idiot

fascinated by this musician on youtube. He’s not very good, but he has a parrot. The parrot isn’t very good either

guy who has only read The Moby Dick, reading his second book about a whale that is white:

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

in America, you can lie to consumers that cars can drive themselves, and they’ll believe it, and they’ll trust it, and they’ll let the car kill a pedestrian, or themselves. Even after five, ten years of this they still believe that self-driving cars exist + are safe. I never imagined a different way

i'd like to respond to your offhand comment from two weeks ago with something unnecessarily calculated and incendiary if that's quite alright

God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope theonion.com/god-too...

I haven't really been keeping up with the Cardinals this season, but I think they have a really compelling narrative, despite a losing record. Any one of them could become the pope!