I would love to get paid to write shite slop like this

I hate this government. What a bunch of spineless losers.

Watching true crime trash on youtube and this guy has the coolest nickname

Imagine in 2002 paying £3 to get a pixelated image of the Brookside logo for your phone. Couldn't be me.

Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to grow up and have people be nice to me

WATCH: ICE agent VICIOUSLY shoves and tackles a woman who is upset after masked men dragged off her husband. Sickening. (From Elaad Eliahu)

Oh shit! Did I miss the rapture?

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

I found the worst Animorph

We’ve become desensitised to this kind of behaviour. We’ve gotten used to it because it’s Trump. We shouldn’t. Bullying at a state level is fash. Threatening a journalist by telling them that asking an awkward question could harm their country on a diplomatic level is fash

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This honestly should’ve been the bigger scandal for Rayner than her underpaying stamp duty

extremely conservative christian cafe opens with a “this is home” mural the “e” is also their logo, it is on everything

In Britain 2025, if you're undergoing a criminal trial and police investigation for smashing a teenager's phone, BBC News at 10 gives you a platform for your defence. But only if you promise to ramble on a bit about how much you hate trans people.

You know, I used to be left-wing. Then one day the left called me out over something and I thought: "Enough! I'm going to adopt a political position that requires no personal reflection or accountability."

EGG

Oh God, went out for coffee & there's tons of white ppl wearing england shirts & unloading flags so they can stand outside a hotel like it's a family day out because the hotel apparently houses immigrants.

This is how some people make their money...

Repost if you agree.

In the great words of Jay Z in the song Umbrella I am: In anticipation for precipitation

Peter Andre tried to warn us that mobile phones were going to make us all insania

To celebrate #smallpressday every order i get today will get a free zine! 🎉

@johnswinney.bsky.social You deemed it appropriate to speak out about Kneecap's appearance at TRNSMT when they campaign for an end to genocide. Disturbed are due to play the Hydro on the 28th October, their singer signs bombs to be used to slaughter innocents. You cannot stay silent on this gig.

People on social media who have something to say: I have nothing to say. Just thought I'd mention it in case you wondered. Nothing at all. Just wanted to tell you. In case you cared.

Are you ready to feel the soccer? Because President Trump's All-American The Papa John's World Cup USA 26 Feel The Soccer Sponsored by Viagra Connect is coming soon.

When anyone talks about Big Ben it sends out a special alarm that commands at least a dozen old blokes to rush in with the "umm actually big ben is the name of the bell the actual tower is called Elizabeth so you're wrong"

here’s a comic about time travel

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

The CRAZY thing nobody is talking about too is that nothing is ever gonna be cheap again. If corporations see that we’ll pay these elevated prices, they have no reason to not make those prices their baseline

I will always treat bald men like @IainDale with respect and refer to his by his name, instead of a name like baldy. But I do fall on the anti-bald side of the argument and don't think bald men should be in spaces with people with hair.

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

"Transphobia isn't that bad" transphobia motivated the British Crown to veto a bill for political reasons for the first time in three centuries, but thanks for your input

Is there anyone on this god forsaken planet that can raise BOTH eyebrows separately? I'm yet to see it and I'm yet to believe it.

You know when your hair is so fucked up you just wear a hat for the day? They should make something like that for your whole head.

May Day is a good day to quit Spotify & all streaming services. All they do is make your favorite musicians homeless.

Happy May Day

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he will BLOCK Palestinian refugees from settling in Britain, after a court ruling opened the door to Palestinians claiming asylum. Starmer said: "it should be Parliament that makes the rules on immigration". (Source: BBC News)

The NHS doesn't cover ears now. They don't cover feet anymore. They'll just give you 6 sessions of CBT. The list of things they do cover is getting smaller and smaller and that is very scary.

Tfw you believe in Horseshoe Theory

I remember years ago when I worked at co-op a guy didn't come in to work for like a month. He turned up one day for shift as if nothing happened and when asked he said he'd had amnesia and forgot he worked there. He was in his 40s btw.

I wish kier starmer would start his own crypto currency too so we could be cool 😎

Sir Keir spotted in remote woodland burying DVD copy of Hollyoaks After Hours.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness