SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors. My report:

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Kuwait has the chance to do the funniest thing

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what about your anemones tho?

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

Sorry, did they say Operation Epstein Fury?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Trump and Netanyahu have made a dangerous gamble in Iran. Why is Carney cheering them on? #Opinion

This is one of the videos the NYT has verified and links to in their reporting. NYT: "Video verified by [NYT] showed ... rescuers digging through the rubble with building cranes and shovels, and piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/w...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

Operation 𝙴̶𝚙̶𝚒̶𝚌̶ Epstein Fury

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Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

OJ Simpson lol

I liked the Epstein scandal when I thought it would hurt Democrats. Now that it's hurting Trump, it's time to stop talking about it.

🇺🇦⚔️ AFU confirm counteroffensive:! Ukrainian units have regained control over an area exceeding 300 sq. km. During the offensive, defenders successfully liberated 8 settlements across the Zaporizhzhia and Dnipropetrovsk regions. Read more 👀 theukrainianreview.info/ukrainian-ar...

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

Fixed it.

NEW: Natasha Korecki at NBC reports that in light of the SCOTUS tariff ruling, Gov. Pritzker sent President Donald Trump an invoice of $8.6 billion.

I know this one! #Jeopardy

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

“Please don’t put it in the papers that I care about the Nobel Peace Prize.”

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

U.S. military aid to Ukraine in 2025 has dropped by 99%, according to the Ukraine Support Tracker. At the same time, assistance from the EU has increased by 67%. Overall, the total volume of aid has remained roughly at the level of previous years.

I cannot be bothered to read or listen to AI slop! Commenting "ai;dr" means “AI; didn’t read”. It is to inform low-quality shitposters that their lame, low-effort “AI” post will not be read. “tl;dr" is internet speak for “too long; didn’t read”. "ai;dr" is internet speak for "AI; didn't read".

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Now we learn the billionaire owner of a bridge that will compete w/the new Canada-MI bridge met with Lutnick right before Trump issued his threat to shut down the new bridge. The Trump admin is a lawless mafia gangster extortion racket existing to enrich oligarchs at our expense.

Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

the floor is what? and you believe that common household tables and chairs are somehow able to withstand the intense molten heat? grow up.

They should've just done a 21 gun salute.

This will only make us weaker as a species by allowing people who aren't fire-resistant enough to survive without functional door handles to breed, further propagating their inferior genes. And I am definitely not Stephen Miller using a sock puppet account.

Getting death threats for returning people's cars for free after they've been kidnapped by ICE There are truly some ghoulish people on the side of evil

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

Billionaires buy things to break them so they can't pose a threat to them acquiring billions more Truly they are the thought leaders and innovators of our time!

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

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