🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.

The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK

Insane how much these people hate their own country

Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

“Russia remains fully committed to achieving peace in Ukraine.” — Steve Witkoff

Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

Aaaaand you've turned off replies lmao. Fast and shallow, indeed.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

Only I have ever read anything good about narcissism.

Trump: we lowered the price of drugs 700% Reporter: nodding approvingly Dem: Trump’s wonderful secret is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein Reporter: I find that really difficult to believe

Reminder. We don’t put money in the bigot bucket 😊 And we give an obligatory hiss. #boycottthesalvationarmy #fuckthesalvationarmy #punk #punksky #lgbtqia #queer

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

Between Andrew Tate, Jake Paul, and the Epstein files, it was a great weekend for blackouts.

Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.

Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.

WOW! #BilbyFiles are looking really bad for Riker! BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME THOUGH! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Andrew Tate gets taken out by uppercuts telegraphed so early by Chase DeMoor that Tate could have looked for a how-to video about how to avoid the uppercut, watched it, & avoided it, but didn't (!), & both of them are surprised that Tate gets punched so hard they both almost fall over--twice! Good.

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Goth Discovers Entire Wardrobe Redacted by Bondi's DOJ

am I doing this meme right

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Like this?

There’s an alternate timeline where right now he’s flat broke and either in prison or facing prison, and all it would have taken is to have not reelected him. And yet here we are.

i wonder what this totally brave soul is doing right now

obsessed with people who are like “Mr president stop, you’re not your compassionate self right now”

why does the new russian navy have glass-bottomed boats so they can see the old russian navy

Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering. Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed. At least two suspects are in custody.

Stealworkers

DEMOCRATS HAVE FLIPPED GEORGIA'S #HD121 (Trump+12): Eric Gisler (D)- 50.9% Mack "Dutch" Guest (R)- 49.1%

A+ comparison

They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.

I've seen this complexion before

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

omg

Matt Wuerker, Politico

Oh

Lol did the same reaction in discord when I shared this.

ENERGIZED PRESIDENT HAS TOUGH WORDS FOR CRITICS

Worrier ethos

It's almost a familiar storyline by now. 1. An "egregious" violation of a students' rights by a teacher. 2. It turns out to be run of the mill bad work by the student. 3. It turns out to have been provoked or amplified by a huge network of right wingers. 4. Targeting trans people Missing anything?

Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do

okay what i love about san antonio is that this guy stopped to help me in two minutes, spoke no english, grabbed his tools, asked for no money, drove my exhaust in his truck to a nearby garage, and now they are fixing it