okay what i love about san antonio is that this guy stopped to help me in two minutes, spoke no english, grabbed his tools, asked for no money, drove my exhaust in his truck to a nearby garage, and now they are fixing it

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

matt yglesias' primary claim about politics is that to win elections, democrats should adopt the strategy which has given starmer a 13% approval rating in the UK

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Montage of clips of Trump making sexual comments over the years about Ivanka. #cdnpoli

maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around

Brexit was fueled by racist insanity and is responsible for so much economic destruction. And so how are they dealing with that? More racist insanity.

they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit

I’m collecting all the bill clinton bj memes like they’re trading cards

@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

GOP be like

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Release the New York Times' Epstein Files

Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.

QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

DOGE ATE MY HOMEWORK

Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.

I love this.

I should point out that I’m reading every single one of these in Jenna Maroney‘s voice

You're at Simon. I need you at Schuster.

You're at Beavis. I need you at Butthead.

You're at Ren I need you at Stimpy.

Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is

@democrats.org /Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.

Because many struggle with math…

I have to hand it to Democrats. I'm one of the feds working and not getting paid and they manage to make reopening the government feel worse than the alternative. Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

This is absolutely right. The eight who signed off on this disaster of a deal were acting as a shield for colleagues who are up this cycle. Don't let any of them off the hook just yet.

okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway: 1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.

Ahahaha this is basically a $6k tax increase for me. FML

Very concise framing

"The Plan: Convince a sexual predator who kills old people to run against you."

This is it. This is the winner.