Continuing my tradition of being a decade behind on things, I just joined Cameo. Every now and then someone asks if there's some way I could sing the Happy Happy Birthday song for their friend, and now there is! We live in an age of miracles. www.cameo.com/trevortheworm

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Phish tour without Canadian dates always sucks but it sucks extra hard this year. No Amphitheatre in Toronto until after this presidency sucks extra extra hard hard. No Phish for me :(

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Age verification? Check the double spaces I put after periods in a doc.

I am about to listen to Bad Bunny for the first time ever (knowingly)

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Ready for sports betting ads to be banned during sports

I don't know why this is so hard for other tech companies to do? This is also amazing for website owners who lose traffic to AIO.

In which Jeffrey Epstein, who laundered money for the Russians, explains how Donald Trump was doing exactly the same thing, and how this accounts for most of his wealth.

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

What’s even the point in watching then

How do you fix journalism? Fucking pay for it. Stop complaining about paywalls and subscribe. The rise of right-wing media is because the rich funded it. The fall of legacy media is because the rich funded it and then decided not to.

whoever called it a hurdy-gurdy should get to name more things

The Gemini summaries and suggested replies in Gmail are just terrible. I can figure out "Yes, I'm available to play that date" or "thanks for sending this" on my own. Fortunately, they're easy to turn off.

BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

February in the Village A.J. Casson n.d.

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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Boats or cheese? @neilpbardhan.bsky.social ??

Good morning. ☕️☕️

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on ebaum's world

Listen to this good shit

the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock

FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay

My new favourite anti-fascist anthem. Every single word is worth hearing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=stq2...

If we follow the logic of this metaphor, if you don't freeze the rent the housing will decay faster.

Fuck AI overviews. It’s thievery from journalists pure and simple

News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator

#ICYMI "Projects of this scale only succeed when they reflect the needs & priorities of the people they serve. That’s why your participation in the #consultation is so important," Gerresten said about the high-speed train project. #YGK Project details here: www.kingstonist.com/news/mp-gerr...

Ok now do the Freedom Convoy

I wonder what the collector popcorn bucket for Debbie Does Dallas was like.

Gotta love the Empire State Building #RIPBobWeir

Slightly diminish a band: The Weakesthans

This January is already more January than any January has ever Januaryed.

Thank you, artificial intelligence, for offering to summarize three short sentences in that PDF. I spent three seconds considering whether or not I needed you to save me three seconds. I decided not to. I hope your artificial feelings aren't hurt. After this, let's not be friends.

Seems safest to simply not travel to the USA.

I found some new footage of ICE in Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Pr...

Thoughts and prayers to the ICE killer who is recovering in hospital from not being run over by anyone.

#ICYMI “This anniversary is not only a time to honour our past, but also a moment to reflect on how far we have come & to look forward with excitement and optimism for the future,” said Don Amos, Executive Director of the Seniors Association. #YGK Details here: www.kingstonist.com/news/seniors...

Let's go! Let's do the thing! Let's have it! The Thursday scream!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!