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Why is a pipe dream so unattainable? You can buy a pipe right down there at the corner.

50 Shades of Shitposter

AI democratises the means of production.

The iconic green code in The Matrix is actually just scanned Japanese sushi recipes. The Machine World is literally powered by salmon rolls.

Meanwhile in Florida...

odd scenes in DC as Trump's "Board of Peace" world leaders stand around waiting for Trump while his playlist blares in the background

Concept:

Now when you have an idea you can just tell the computer about it and the fairies that live inside of it will figure out the details. Anyone can be a creator. Ideas don't have to be shelved anymore. We can get weird with it.

the age of belts is over, the time of suspenders has come

City of Love

it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby

Phillips "This is not a country where people get thrown in jail for things they say" @zackpolanski.bsky.social points out 2,700 people have been arrested for holding signs And well done to Zack for challenging Phillips smear that 'from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free' is antisemitic

My SAD lamp stopped working. I need to find light.

“If you’ve lived in Greater Manchester all your life like I have, or you came here yesterday — if you’re part of our community and you’re mucking in, you’re one of us.” Our candidate for Gorton and Denton, Hannah Spencer, rejects the demonisation of immigrants and calls for politics that unite.

You can lose everytime and still come out on top if you lost it all winning for somebody else.

#WhatMakesMeSceptical I seen bigger.

#IfIEarnedPenniesForMyThoughts I'd be invested.

"Scotland just delivered one of the most powerful clean-energy statements in modern history. On multiple occasions, the country’s wind turbines generated around 200% of national electricity demand, producing far more power than Scotland itself needed" www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... via Fact World

"Switzerland’s military has terminated its contract with Palantir… following a security audit… concluded that U.S. intelligence agencies could potentially access sensitive Swiss defense data… significant reputational warning for the data analytics firm" www.newscase.com/palantirs-sw... #R4Today

Pam Bondi: "If we prosecute everybody in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse!" youtu.be/yrUeGEF2wMY?...

Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.

Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. three shiny feathers 2. 6 assorted small bones (not mine) 3. a pile of glitter 4. antidepressants and birth control 5. a babybel cheese

I don't stand for much anymore. I need a seat.

In completely unrelated news: an industrial shredder wagon was in Downing Street earlier 🤔

I think it’s supercool of the authoritarian panopticon doorbell company to name themselves after the demon video that kills you in 7 days; almost as cool as the authoritarian panopticon precrime software company to name themselves after the evil demon orb that puts its users in thrall to Sauron.

. No It wasn't me .

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to press all your buttons. I was looking for "mute".

Please listen. The criminality of Israel and the abject shame of US, Britain & other genocide apologists at UNSC. "So which one is it - are Palestinians lives not worth saving, or does Israel have a license to kill?" #NEVERFORGET #NEVERFORGIVE Gaza

Final Palestine Action hunger striker may die within days, says doctor

how dare you use karaoke for evil

I don't care if your post doesn't make sense so long as it made you happy, it's nice that you're trying things

I remember before the internet. Life was….better. People were nicer. Death to social media. #DAMAG3: youtube.com/shorts/qEvs3...

There are people still in cages.

RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."

Social media is better when I have no idea what anyone's trying to say.

My Bluesky is having a stroke.

Good Morning Friends. It looks like Man 🐻 🐷 has 2 faces and I’m lmao right now. Happy Sunday!! 😂😂

Don't ignore the signs. Stay strong and loyal to your beliefs.