I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist

In the UK the first book of the Bible is called Mega Drive.

DALEKS DALEKS DALEKS!!!!

Sensational self-own from the Telegraph

Love that the OfS took until March to publish a consultation response they promised last autumn and gave us a full 3 working weeks to ensure compliance 😫

If you see this, post a robot.

Meanwhile I'm at war with the cat about his vendetta against my laundry

Being a millennial is wild cos my friends from school with kids are either having their first baby or getting ready to send them to uni.

How come the NW and NE each get their own Great British Menu heats but both halves of the Midlands *and* East of England get lumped together 😒

The best one will always be the man doing a dramatic reconstruction of the moment he realised his orange juice packaging was smaller.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

My cafetiere is broken. The prime suspect insists he has no idea what coffee even is and certainly wouldn't dream of jumping on the kitchen counter when nobody was looking

Probably time to boost this again. Closing date is the end of June, so you still have nearly four months.

Went from being the youngest people at Tubular Bells by about two decades to being offered a table in the pub by some children. Life comes at you fast.

Making increasingly unhinged items from clay

How likely are we to be in a nuclear wasteland by Monday? I have a deadline, but if we're all gonna be atomised I might as well enjoy my Sunday instead.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Who wore it best?

Might have a point with this one though 😅

Today I learned there was once an EastEnders Easter Egg. Disappointingly, it only had chocolate beans inside and not divorce papers.

Can Streeting just fuck off already

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

Re: my last repost, it's funny how the 'natural' childbirth lot never seem to advocate for natural heart attacks. Women should be educated and supported to choose what's best for them and their baby, not risk death due to ideological bullshit.

This is how I discovered Polanski’s position on ‘natural birth’ and god, fuck this so so much

a year is a long time in politics

Further to my previous post, having found a workaround to find my most read authors on goodreads my top 5 female authors are: Daphne du Maurier (13) Enid Blyton* (12) Judy Blume (11) Margaret Atwood (10) Sue Townsend (10) * definitely the highest by a wide margin if including childhood reads

Maggie O'Farrell Marian Keyes Agatha Christie Tove Jansson Margaret Atwood

He bloody loves a bluray extra 😍 #doctorwho

Advertise your accent with a gif

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

After three weeks(!) in Jan with no heating in the office we now have no water. Senior management remain obsessed with us coming in 3x a week but don't seem at all concerned about providing a comfortable space in which to work.

every Pizza Express employee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I feel so miserable about this. Nearly broke myself working 16, 18 hour days during the pandemic. We did everything we possibly could, then doubled it, tripled it. HE is still struggling to get back off the floor, years later. Now another financial punch in the face. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bath has now won more Winter Olympic golds than Canada

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Now wondering if turtle is haram cos it has a shell 🤔

Watching the ANTM doco and Tyra Banks is still an absolute psychopath.

Just as you thought the British government’s poorly publicised change to passport requirements for dual nationality citizens couldn’t get any more stupid: www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The guy next to me on the train is eating Burger King ffs. Surely that's only acceptable going home pissed at 11pm 😭

I really enjoyed our one day of spring yesterday 😭

valentine’s day is a capitalist scam unless of course I get something then it is romantic x

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

This has tickled me immensely

Me: I need to save money Also me: ok but a Kylie Barbie is AN ESSENTIAL PURCHASE

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

James VDB, this one hurts 😭