God I hate the term bromance. Why can't we just use the term friendship? It's really sad that men can't even be platonically close to others without the insinuation of "lol that's a bit gay".

humans should be able to loaf like cats do like i bet this is sooo comfy

Norway subbing off Haaland

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

I tore through this the other day which was incredible

An autistic woman who always figures out how a film is going to end about halfway through has spent several hours choosing the perfect new release to ruin movie night.

Helped at work open day today and realised with horror I'm the same age as the parents.

An English guy losing to an impossibly tall long haired European blond doesn't bode well for the weekend really.

Arthur Fery is a short king 🥰

Was slightly baffled why a certain comedian was so ubiquitous but have just found out her partner is the commissioning editor for BBC comedy which is probably quite helpful.

Delighted that BBC binned off the women's wheelchair semis to cut to the important matter of three men talking about men's tennis 🙄

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

Christian values 🙄

With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead:

Five living women writers who I’ve read more than five books by: Margaret Atwood Maggie O'Farrell Ann Cleeves Marian Keyes Malorie Blackman

It’s nearly three years since my therapist told me, “Don’t overthink it”. Still trying to work out what she meant.

🎶I'm a bitch, I'm a mother I just ate Brian Glover I'm a xenomorph in space Look at his gurning face🎶

Just gave in and bought a UV umbrella

@sharal.bsky.social Content!

You’d have thought that the crudest considerations of electoral geography would make the Labour Government more interested in the fate of the universities than they are. (Perhaps their opposition to higher education really is more principled than we tend to think?)

Starmer binning our cultural future all to get arms dealers and war fetishists off his back.

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

Current scenes in Reform's office.

Can I have a live BBC News broadcast to air my grievances against the OfS?

Of all the absolute batshit things I thought Farage might announce he has managed to exceed my expectations. I thought he didn't want taxpayers money being wasted?

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.”

I'm assembling a team

Coroton the spherical pig is the mascot of Maebashi City.

Me watching this game

Come on lads 🇨🇻 #WorldCup

Bradford. Which I'm not chomping at the bit to rectify tbqh 😅

The cat is in love with Katy Manning

More homes is all well and good but are they actually gonna be affordable and sold to people who actually want to live in them, or just more buy to let nonsense?

Astonishing hubris to post something unnecessarily spiteful about the much-too-soon death of someone who was by all accounts a lovely man, then throw your toys out of the pram when people rightfully call you out for it.

if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight

HYDRATION BREAK

I'm building a team

Saturday night telly at its bleakest. Ant and Dec hosting, pushing various traumatised people from the worst places on earth on to a stage where the public get to decide their fate. Stephen Mulhern invents the catchphrase “Dinghy Do Well?” Press Red to win a Seat Ibiza. Calls cost £3.

Shabana Mahmood reading The Lottery by Shirley Jackson and getting ideas.

Why is it always men who look like this who claim to be somehow genetically superior.

Magnums being sold in packs of three has instigated a significant diplomatic crisis in the flat

Every hometown's got an ominous megastructure, what's yours?

Just got to the Waterloo bit of Les Mis please send thoughts and prayers

Pass this on. You never know who might need it and it could make a huge difference if someone is struggling for whatever reason

Wordle 1,833 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice birthday gift from wordle

It's my birthday tomorrow. It has typically always clashed with Wimbledon and Glastonbury, two events famous for being incredibly damp. Never thought I'd long for a return to always having miserable weather 🥵