His handlers have been feeding him the word incursion and he’s confusing it. Along the same lines of him confusing insane asylums with immigration asylum. Guys a complete pudding brain moron.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths from this recent Dorsey interview:

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

I so desperately want one of these dudes to get rocked by a line drive so their clown shoes fly off like Charlie Brown

Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." - Mark Twain #Truth

Now hear me out, but I’m just beginning to think it may have been an error to appoint a deranged, narcissistic, psychopathic, criminal, sex offender, reality TV star on the run from justice with dementia to the highest political office in the world. Twice.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

“Where can i find a good man”

Page One in UK: @telegraph.co.uk

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

Had to doublecheck the date on this

But who needs a false flag when they've invited righteous retribution plus created the conditions to facilitate a real attack?

Some media earnestly considering how this war will end. We know DJTs MO; he’ll c polls slipping, support ebbing, stocks languishing, inflation increasing or whatever and say “we have won, this is the most successful war in history.” and that will be it. Simple. Next distraction #epstein #iran

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Happy εξέλαυνω day to all of my fellow nerds.

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

If Trump is so intent on destroying Iran, he should go be its president for a month. They'll never know what hit them.

For the first time in Trump Regime 2.0, a federal judge has held a DOJ lawyer in contempt of court for violating her orders. My thoughts on why this should be recognized for its significance as the first step towards possibly throwing people in jail for noncompliance. youtu.be/4KzZIwgzxE8?...

This guy

The costs of this Iran war debacle will likely be more than the cost of extending the ACA health insurance subsidies. If you asked Americans, which do you want: another war in the Middle East or lower health care costs at home, is the margin 90 to 10? 95 to 5?

Those who need healthcare and can’t afford it

Before the American and Israeli bombs started falling on Saturday, Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, had planned for a transition of power in the event of his death. Here is what to know about his possible successors.

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

The Situation Room is literally a blanket fort

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

This aged well. Note the author.

Congress proves Trump and Bondi are hiding proof of multiple Epstein file accusations of rape against Donald Trump. Two days later he and Israel illegally bomb Iran and start a war. Coincidence?

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

There’s an optimistic hint of Spring in the air today. Never mind, World War Three will soon fix that.

The acquisition that will change media as we know it...

/2 “WE will use our stable of pseudo-academic ideological stooges to craft a justification to take away the right. It doesn’t matter if their justification is preposterous because WE are in control and ludicrousness of the argument is part of the display of our power.”

For clarity..

Not the first time...

In any other administration, this would be a HUGE story! But in this regime, it gets lost with the daily onslaught of corruption.

Hey, Austin Smith! Thanks for proving once more that with Reich-Wingers, every accusation is a confession. #ElectionFraud #AustinSmith #TPUSA

trump calling cnn in disguise

The FUCKICE Act. I kid you not. 😏

Oh? people.com/jeffrey-epst...

Judge Goodwin: "An anonymous government is no government at all. It cannot be held accountable. A masked agent freely uses force without justifying his actions, and the public cannot name him to challenge his conduct. A regime of secret policing has no place in our society."

Our midterm messaging folks. Here here.

They’ll refund the tariff money to Big Corp. We the People, who actually paid it, won’t see a goddam dime.

Did the news kill him yet?

Also the stock for pistachios is up, you know they have some very good lobbyists here in DC, some of the best actually they're Wonderful. Who knew they come in shells, if you can believe it, cracked open but they do. Weird taste, I've never actually eaten any. www.pastemagazine.com/article/here...

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever