My governor is an idiot who got played.

People elected the most classless people to run this country. Morons all around.

My governor is a 🤡 coloradosun.com/2026/05/15/t...

"So what needs to happen now - and it needs to happen now - is that Democrat-led states need to set aside procedure and redraw the maps. New York, New Jersey, Washington, Oregon, Illinois, Maryland, and Colorado need to get it done. Do it in 2026 if possible. By 2028 is non-negotiable."

Only 38 years old. Schedule your colonoscopy.

Happy Bartolo Colon home run day to all who celebrate. This stuff is why I love baseball youtu.be/OVFsq9FQBlc?...

Just your average Colorado spring "F-U" storm with extremely wet/dense snow. Many branches have been lost (luckily none on the house)

Some guilty people on here. Who did this? ⭕️

This is going to slap so hard when it becomes a dummymander

Leo: Your howl could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and howl again.

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

500 days without alcohol. Feels like a lifetime ago but also like it went by so fast. Weird how that works. To anyone just starting out - keep it up, it’s so worth it! #sobersky #phellowship

Current mood

When you make it prohibitively expensive to have children and demolish the societal safety net, people are going to have less children. It’s not a complicated equation.

Am I the only one who didn't like Project Hail Mary? What a letdown.

1) Dodgers 2) Dodgers minor league teams 3) Anyone playing the Padres or Giants 4) Bananas 5) If I have to root for an AL team I became fan of the Mariners and Blue Jays after last year's playoffs

Anyone want to take bets on what tomorrow’s abomination is gonna be?

🎯🎯🎯

Yeah Teo!

Touchdown! What a great moment #artemis

Power outage at the house. I’d like to return to a time when I didn’t have to wonder if it’s just an outage or an EMP

Ugh 😔

Lotta folks this morning are discovering to their considerable evident dismay that it matters who you elect President.

Ugh I was hoping for Trainy McTrainface

He is risen!

Andy Pages winning the triple crown was not on my list of possibilities for the season #dodgers

😂

He’ll just be replaced by someone younger and worse if that’s even possible. Dems gotta win the senate to at least impact scope of the next replacement.

The Dodgers bats obviously like the new road blues (and I do too!) #analysis

What in the actual fuck was that

Is Wall Street just full of the biggest suckers on the planet or what?

In related news, MAGA men still can't find it

Had to fly out somewhere today. Who handled security? TSA agents. What was ICE doing? Standing around the terminals trying to look scary. It’s getting a lot harder to not suspect this whole charade is just another effort to militarize our public areas and intimidate citizens into obeying.

Dodgers have kept Toles on the restricted list since 2019 to help his family with access to healthcare after suddenly quitting baseball due to a serious mental condition. Looks like they're trying to figure out how they can support him since that's not an option anymore. Sad situation. #dodgers

Your ongoing reminder that the “makeup of the Supreme Court” is more than enough reason to vote for a Presidential candidate all by itself. You could argue it’s actually the most important issue these days.

A+ headline

Being a Xennial is crazy because I can draw a straight line from the beginning of my adulthood charting the downward spiral of the American empire. 9-11 > Obama breaking the brains of the silent racist majority > a worldwide pandemic that made people sacrifice temporarily to protect others.

You don’t say 🤔

MAGA talking points over on X today: 1) “EVERYONE wants voter ID just look at these polls I found, OMGZ pass the SAVE act!!” 2) “Democrats are making you wait in line at airport security because they won’t let us fund our Nazi right wing militia waahhh” 3) “Boycott HBO! The Pitt hurt my feelings”

Everyone talking about the ICE encounter on the latest Pitt episode, which was intense. However I feel like the end sparked a really good debate about addiction and accountability. What a great show.

Democrats really gotta cut it out with the whole Lieberman/Sinema/Fetterman thing. There’s already enough of a baked in home field advantage for the republicans as it is.

Something something leopards eating faces

The ghouls on X are having a normal one over the "save" act today. The Russian talking points have been handed out apparently.

The “President” thought the country would rally behind his war, sparing him and his party from the upcoming ass kicking in the midterms and was dead wrong. Now he’s too inept and mentally fragile to develop an exit strategy that will mollify his insane ego. Elections have consequences y’all

Absolute clowns running the government right now 🤡

Republican congress members are all over X saying they will not vote for any legislation until the SAVE act is passed. I am genuinely at a loss for why they think not getting it passed AND not working on any additional legislation before the midterms is the ideal plan on win voters. Go ahead though.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

I didn’t think it was possible but that cesspool website X has gotten significantly MORE unhinged since this war broke out 🥴

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower