@wadeywade.bsky.social politically, life's not great in South Carolina right now, but loving this as my way to escape. It's significantly funnier than Orwell's version.

This is just to say I know you said You were saving The plums But what if Someone Were allergic to everything BUT plums Or literally couldn't Buy plums Of their own? What if My father Died Of plum lackage And your selfish plum hoarding Retraumatised me? I ate them And you must do better.

Yesssss

First film/last film

@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @meganabbott.bsky.social my favourite gift of the day. Happy Christmas to you both

If anyone wants a bit of wholesomeness on this cold and barren Monday morning, here’s Real Betis fans raining down thousands of stuffed toys for disadvantaged children in their annual Christmas tradition

Great victory for the Irish this. I was rooting for you 🇮🇪

@maeganvaz.bsky.social happy Christmas!

@stevenhyden.bsky.social Just finished The Dockumentary, so good! Only had the vaguest concept of yacht rock going into it, but it was so entertaining. Really well made. Congrats.

“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

The Ring is a film about the importance of looking after your emotional well-being

I'm sure everyone remembers this. Probably the most significant thing which happened in March 2020

This is probably fine…

Driving myself insane by imagining Ken Burns saying "History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes" about Harambe and P'nut.

@quantick.bsky.social absolutely loved your appearance on Perfect Night In. Do with that what you will, I suppose.

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Imagine being Barack Obama and not even being the best speaker in your family

When they go low, we curb stomp them.

I'd forgotten what this feels like

Each line sounds like a Brooklyn band from the mid-‘00s.

"literally everyone reckons a rich guy must be looking for a trad chick"

“Basically, overall the times were mid.”

Make a band less mild Beastly Boys

*Lil Jon voice*

@colson.bsky.social I got it!

I just finished @jonathancoe.bsky.social 's BOURNVILLE yesterday, and Farage is already trying to book a spot in the sequel

Sometimes football is great. Last week Roma fans taunted Brighton by holding a sign saying 'The Queen Gave Blowjobs'. So, in the return leg today, Brighton responded with '[Roma icon]Totti Likes Pineapple on Pizza'

Theory meets praxis.

Bones make blood.

Bill Forsyth's 'Straw Dogs'

Vaxxed?

My mom: so he had Alicia Keys, H.E.R., Ludacris...who was the other guy? Me: Lil Jon My mom: oh yeah, Lil Jon, he's got that HGTV show Me: he's got WHAT

World is crazier and more of it than we think, Incorrigibly plural.

I was previously unfamiliar with pirate/archbishop Lancelot Blackburne (letters to the editor, The Times )

I dunno, maybe I'm missing it, but it seems like pointing out when they do a hypocrisy doesn't shame them into doing a lil self-reflection

I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away

Step right up for 2024!

The Christmas lights are glistening in the Royal Botanic Garden, Edinburgh

Eight years ago we were helping my mum set up her TV. It asked the sort of question that stays with you.

This is a wonderful read but this part in particular nailed something I've been thinking about a lot

goooodddddammmn

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Imagine my surprise when I learned Yogi Bear was a pun