I've just been screened for prostate cancer. I have no symptoms, but 1 in 8 men will get it and it's curable before it spreads. The NHS doesn't do screening. But CHAPS does and could save your life. All middle aged men should go. I was in and out in 5 minutes It could save your life chaps.uk.com

The garden is looking rather good. About to really go for it, and the peonies have dozens of blooms waiting

The Prodigy were brilliant fun!

When I last saw The Prodigy, this notice would have made almost no sense

Good job it's not full, or this would have been a very nasty crash

Oh. Apparently tonight it's an unplugged acoustic set?

Some good news in the gloom

Glad we've sorted cancer and climate change

By the way, the ceasefire is over. The B1s have been going out for a day or two.

Going to see The Prodigy tonight. Definitely going to drop some pills* before the gig * couple of ibuprofen should ensure my back doesn't ache and my knees don't give out

Looking forward to the biopic of an icon. Covering the full sweep of his extraordinary career up until his knighthood in 1990, which just seems a convenient moment to stop.

Margo is fucking brilliant and I adore her. I would follow her into a dingy bar in any city in the world and I know that I'd have a remarkable adventure that might well end in an entirely different country #RaceAcrossTheWorld

I was disgusted by this story until I read their age, at which point I decided I'm in their side

Now time to join it up. Every homeowner should have turned automatic right to solar panels on the roof. No planning, no conservation area stuff, no listed buildings consent. Solar is an entirely reversible addition and without green energy there is nothing left to conserve.

This seems quite convenient, actually

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic. 🔥

@bsky.app I can no longer scroll profile pages on Android, only posts scroll which makes it unusable - especially if the profile part takes up most or all of the screen

20 years ago today, I was in Singapore. I had to go urgently, same day, for work and sadly there were no flights available to get back on the Friday so I unfortunately had to have an all expenses paid weekend there. Awful.

You'll only drive it underground.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience...

All the more reason to invite him

Well, Lindisfarne is nice isn't it?

Honestly, I just don't understand how this can keep happening to a professional, sensible party of government like Reform?

Kid on radio 2 a minute ago "What's the best thing about being 7?" "I can fit in small places"

At one point I wanted to be Jason. But you know what? I'll take this. I'm happy to be Harold.

This time next week I'll be in the midst of a Prodigy show. I'm a little concerned that at 48 years old it might all be a bit much

I don't *want* Starmer to resign. Not because I think he's particularly good at him job (he isn't) or because Labour have been brilliant (they haven't). But because I was desperately hoping for a stable government in which people met the minimum criteria of not being shit and doing something stupid

This is the first and greatest commandment: Live, Laugh, Love

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Also look at our lovely blossom. For the first time in years there hasn't been a massive storm after it opened, stripping it from the tree within days

LOOK AT MY MASSIVE SCREEN!

Just caught up with the first #MAFS of the week. Tyson knows what the gays get up to. He's researched it deeply online many times. He's seen thousands of videos. He knows what they do with those thick, glistening cocks and it should be behind closed doors. Not shoved down his hungry, yearning throat

If one of my party's recent prime ministers had redecorated the Number 10 flat in a way that ended up involving TWO separate inquiries and a Wikipedia page, I would simply not have put out a press release confirming that the current prime minister had spent less than the allowance he was given.

Of the many things I didn't expect to live to see, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America working together to end capitalism may be the least expected. arthursnell.substack.com/p/the-end-of...

After 2029 can we agree to ban the word "deal"? I'm sick of people wanting, not wanting, getting and making deals. It's like living in an 80s Business Studies textbook for fucking morons. The world is not a used car showroom.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called "school"

Watching the first new #firsrdates and the yoga teacher and her younger chap are both beautiful and seem really nice. I hope they have gorgeous bendy children.

I just had a meeting about a new thing with a wonderfully American lady, who gently and kindly promised me "confetti and memes" when we reach the end of the project.

So I think what happens now after a landslide, is that Magyar implements a whole load of Orban's policies in order to not upset all the people that might vote him out next time, is that right?

But... JD VANCE said to vote for him? How can that have not worked?

New meme just dropped

So it's ok to wipe my mouth on the big tablecloth? Got it.

#Caturday #Funny

The Telegraph just gave a convicted criminal a two-page spread to explain why he's pumping £4 million into Reform UK. They tucked his criminal record away in the small print. So as a former financial crime specialist I’ll do their job for them👇

What do we think to Bonneville being promoted to National Treasure status?

Could anyone have guessed it would be an ugly neoclassical monstrosity with Temu gold topping?

Every single category in Connections today is BULLSHIT