Oh no, whatever you do don’t take away the Olympics that everyone in the city definitely wants…

Bruce Pearl going home earlier than expected? What is this, March?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Song of the year. Thanks to @sdpowell1.bsky.social for being the best on this app and finding all the good things.

Welcome back college football!

Kudermetova is a really fun name to scream like a mountain granny. “KUDERMETOVA, get yer ass in here.”

And yesterday the fucking Arizona Supreme Court used an AI “reporter” to announce that a man’s death sentence was being upheld:

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

My policy proposal: It shouldn't be illegal to be a billionaire, as long as it's also not a crime to kill a billionaire. If you think you can make $1B in a way that doesn't make anyone angry enough to want to kill you, good luck!

If one thing that immediately quells a Trump scandal, it’s firing a Comey.

Instead of complaining about distractions (looking at you, Newsom), he makes it part of a broader story about Trump. He's got the juice.

Turns out he can wait 😕

republicans operate according to a moral economy where wealthy oligarchs and polluters deserve the collected prosperity of the nation because of their wealth. the job of the rest of us is to toil for their benefit.

Really liked Kon Knueppel at Duke but I’m automatically skeptical of all families that are too excited about the letter K.

Can't say I wouldn't do the same

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

New game: Roland Garros line judge, or Righteous Gemstones extra.

need to stop looking at these as Vance doesnt even know history and understand them as Vance perfectly understands history and also understands that the algos need content like this that can be used to deny and lie about history via the misinformation economy his party runs. This is info warfare

I’m going to see Sinners in 70mm tomorrow, and I’ve been counting down the days like Christmas.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’ve never respected a Harvard student more than right now www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

it's not obscure, and was used repeatedly 200+ years ago to defend things like "foreign service officer who turned out to be Jewish" and "Thomas Jefferson maybe isn't Christian?" and "Thomas Paine is definitely not Christian" our nation didn't know what it was yet but it DID know what it wasn't

I can’t run my bakery without free flour!

Boy those two missed dunks could’ve come in handy.

I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.

Take a big marker and write “DON’T TAKE POLITICAL ADVICE FROM YOUR POLITICAL OPPONENTS” on a trash can and put all stories of this nature in it.

Ooooooooh no. That replay.

Kentucky schools are asking for donations to keep reading and math programs going. Trump’s reckless leadership will have a generational impact on Appalachia, if KY GOP cowards keep letting him take vital learning resources from Kentucky.

I have never hated watching a good Celtics team as much as I hate watching this Celtics team. Just play basketball! It’s so easy. I promise you’ll have fun.

Bill Simmons’ podcast gonna have 30 million downloads tomorrow.

The grizzlies throwback are so, so damn good.

ready again for the mind to say revolution and the outfit to say "we're playing backgammon and listening to Aja again"

Between this and Bezos eating shit, it’s been a fantastic day.

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

This week saw big shifts in mindset and strategy for those hoping to preserve representative democracy in the United States. Do not, under any circumstances, call it momentum. bad-faith-times.ghost.io/dont-call-it...

The beautiful, bright future we always dreamed of was "we will automate work so you can have more time for joy". The future they dreamed of is automating joy so that the only thing you can do is work.

Look man you can only spend so much time with Mike Love before it starts to wear off.

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll work EVERY day of your life because none of us will ever be able to retire.

Tanking the global economy to make Riley Gaines feel better about being a mid ass swimmer.

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart

Calipari won at Rupp and knocked Pitino out of the tournament again. You'll never be able to tell that man a thing ever again.

One day. That’s all I’m asking for. Just one day, NYT, where you don’t put out the dumbest gotdamned headline I’ve ever seen.

my favorite part of the sponsored university commercials that run during games is that every single one features someone doing some sort of research at a river

Congrats to Michael Berryman for coaching High Point into the NCAA tournament! The man can do it all!

was looking for something else on Google Maps and came across this perfect combination of business name and current status

Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."

especially my girlfriend in Canada, who is a model

It’s almost like Schumer doesn’t care HOW he’s going to go into the history books, as long as he’s in there.

wow cool a handy list of people to drub out of government forever