The fact that there are no Garbage Pail Kids for this administration is a TRAVESTY.

If you’re reading this, just know you’ve made it thru today. Just know that. Congrats. See you tomorrow

More restaurants should offer this.

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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And who wants a Townhouse?! Why am I paying $1M to share two walls??

I was on stage last night a club with a life sized poster of me outside

Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

We really had toy record players, cassette players, and CD players as kids. Now, all the kids have are screens and ai

ONE TIME for trees.

ONE TIME for trees.

I have this on vinyl! The way I screamed when I found it 😭

You make me feel like a sweepstakes winner...

This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Be good to yourself and others.

Ok, Boomer.

What all do/have I made? Bracelets Anklets Waist beads Necklaces Rosaries Buddhist malas Wrap bracelets Apple watch bands Chokers/collars Keychains And more! Holla at ya boy (it me, ya boy)

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Something to be said about those who grew up in the midst of phone tech...

I miss the age of responsible government spending. For what was spent on the Reflecting Pool, back in the '70s we could have gotten a Bionic Man, a Bionic Woman, AND a Bionic Dog

This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10 (FB: Claudia Carr)

Group of scary dudes on my block have been harassing me recently so I told the group of scarier guys a block over that have adopted me as their token tranny about it and they said they’d deal with it. Haven’t been harassed since. Hood problems require hood solutions 🤪

Is the GOP having a "Most Evil White Man" contest today or something?

"Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'"

So much for separation of Church and State....

You know… there comes a time when you just say “this no longer pleases me” and you leave it alone lol

This bass line is giving me life this morning

It's @motherjones.com's 50th birthday! To kick off our anniversary package, @monikab.bsky.social wrote about how our specific brand of investigative muckraking sprung from a *very familiar* political environment—and how we came to be known as "a magazine for the rest of us"

If you see me with a giraffe, no you didn't

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow

Betty Davis' contributions to what we know as the rock genre today

Straight men live such a constricted life. Please free yourselves lmao

The checkers on my shoes are smaller than the checkers on my pants but I'm high so I keep thinking my feet got really far away.

resurfacing this amazing essay because today is Solange’s birthday open.substack.com/pub/narrativ...

My prediction is that it will happen on a lectern.

and then i asked myself... is progressive leadership allowed to come in black?

Normally when I attend the circus, I get some dogs, nachos and some cotton candy. 2 YEARS in and so far not a coin, a shoe, a phone...

I be on my wife ass about this shit. Eventually, you learn to see problems before they arise and beat her to the spot.

This is the best explanation I’ve seen of everything behind a hyper independent woman asks for help. I be immediately ready to say “Nevermind, I got it.” 😭

Touch it and ask if it’s her real hair

Just found they have a commentary version of The Game on Criterion. There goes my night....

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow. Be good to yourself and others