From 2019 onwards, you say. How mysterious.

"Poorly phrased" is the new "Obviously racist."

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

The rank obliviousness to the inherent paradox in his abject fucking stupidity is so next level as to be almost a thing of wonder.

Fred Brown recreated Banksy’s removed mural on Scarborough beach. Amazing.

Yes, the world needs a new podcast. Or rather, an old one resurrected. Just finished recording - dropping next week.

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

Some members of Bucks Fizz have aged better than others.

New list of medieval dog names just dropped.

You know that Israeli president popping over to Blighty soon? Here he is, signing US-supplied bombs to be dropped on Palestinian kids. He's one of our allies, apparently.

Seems that the patriotic roofer from Carshalton who has gone around the country putting up flags.... has something of a blot on his copybook

Clever! plasticineaction.com

Pub turns away JD Vance. Locals sick of his pretentious pomp already. “We’ve had a curtailment of our freedoms here, just by his mere presence, in terms of where we can walk and where we can be… And the American Secret Service knocking on people’s doors and asking about their Facebook profiles.”

The Brits are experts in satire! A van is currently following JD Vance during his English vacations. So is JD now sure that there is no free speech in the UK?

Just when I think it's impossible to admire someone more than I already do, they go and do this ❤️‍

@nethertonfoundry.bsky.social rhubarb, blackberry, veg, meat or cheese? So many choices.

Dear worldwide media. This is how you do it.

Worst sex doll ever.

In Germany they had Volkswagen but in #Orkney we had Goatswagon. 🐐

I think I’m just going to keep posting pictures of the Gundestrup cauldron until people start blocking me. Have some. National Museum, Copenhagen.

The wealthy are never stripped of their rights, never told to work harder or not have children, never told to be grateful or that they should cut back, never chased by the police over their actions, they are never held accountable & they never pay their fair share. #TaxTheRich

We can moan or do something about it! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Allowing assisted dying while savagely cutting PIP is telling disabled people they're allowed to die with dignity but not to live with dignity

Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?

Israel can take out an Iranian commander 1000km away with a drone missile through a single bedroom wall, without any other damage. But to target a Hamas leader a few kilometres away, they need to raze whole neighborhoods to the ground. Is it obvious yet?

Meanwhile, on Glastonbury High Street

It's *checks notes* #InternationalTeaDay 🎉 The British Army takes tea relatively seriously, as one might expect 🧐 This is a WW1 Officer's mess tin set which obviously, OBVIOUSLY, includes a tea diffuser. One would not want to be caught short without proper tea making apparatus 🍵😎

Hey, remember when Alan Sugar tweeted this and the BBC sacked him on the spot? Sorry, did I say "sacked him on the spot"? I meant "ignored it and just carried on as if nothing had happened"

The only thing left open to him now is to run for office

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

"So disrespectful, why don't you wear a black suit Donald?"

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is once again ready to host the circus!

Today is my birthday ! 🍰 ✨ i’ll be very happy if you share my paper flowers 💕

It took me a moment to figure out the beautiful image in this fragmentary fresco - it's like a Roman 'Magic Eye'!

I'm gripped by the ever-increasing bling in Trump’s Oval Office. What does it mean? Yes, Trump has bad taste. But also something else. Here’s an art historical view. 🧵 1/

"I upped the Tariff" "And I stood there as his deputy."

Taylor Swift as Barnsley Museums objects. A THREAD ✨ Yes we decided to transfer our most popular thread from that other website.... Ceramic plate of Dutch origin @taylorswifteras.bsky.social @ts-updates.swifties.social @popbase.tv @popculture2000s.bsky.social @popcrave.com