Ran a DnD session today that started as a gladiator circus prison break that ended in a bureaucratic farce about trying to get sick days donated to someone's maternity leave I feel like there's no better description of the nonsense vibes I bring to the table as a GM

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

My brain is leaking out my ears from all the pieces I'm managing for our first summer camp but also a fifth grader looked at me today and said "You're really a scientist? I thought you had to be an old man to do that!" So I'll be riding that high all afternoon

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

This dog literally said “snork mimimimi”

Forcing the Canadian in my house to watch this until he relents

“One of the reasons why I do what I do is I don’t want you to have to buy something, I want you to take what you have and give it new life and make it something that’s even better than what you originally bought it for, because now it’s one of one.”

I would say Major Crimes but of course we know that it was only a five season show that definitely didn't have a sixth season

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Starting a fun side quest to teach a friend to swim tonight, cannot wait to see how this goes

important: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSj5...

Blessed rivalry

Big love to this gorgeous girl who went to get her teeth cleaned and is coming home with 8 fewer teeth than she woke up with this morning

BUT FUCKING BETTER FILTERS? IN FUCKING SUNSCREEN, BRO? HELLLLLLLL YEAH

Look Cats the Jellicle ball was robbed both of the Tony and in whatever filming happened for their performance

This is one of my favorite games in recent memory and a really spectacular way to intro new players to ttprgs. It's such fun chaos!

This has the same energy as the people who say "Oh, I'll watch the new Harry Potter series but I swear I don't hate trans people."

No one has ever understood bisexual visibility more

Frankenstein (2025, dir. Guillermo Del Toro)

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Virga (water falling from clouds but drying before it reaches the ground as rain) tonight as sun set over San Francisco Bay. Emeryville, California. #clouds #sunset #eck #eastcoastkin

History starts in net 🧡 Goaltender Corinne Schroeder becomes the first-ever player in PWHL San Jose history, signing a two-year Standard Player Agreement. 📰 bit.ly/4v13Hbe

I don't know how anyone expected me to walk into a theatre costume sale and not walk out with two giant feather boas

we have to build more housing in california to become a legitimate refuge for people fleeing increasingly hostile conservative state governments except for all those people who left los angeles for austin suburbs from 2020-2022, they can't come back

This is what novel plot revision feels like

This is still an all timer from her tbh

It's always a good day to get a new reason to be a certified waymo hater

Hell yeah, brother

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Glow-up on the century on my boy

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

I haven't told a single person to read them. But I have mentioned that I read seven of them in two and a half weeks and that seemed to convince people. Sometimes you want an easy munch on a satisfying anti-capitalist vibe, and this article captures that well!

There were a lot of fancy/flashy board games at the con this weekend but I had the most success posting up with my 30+ year-old deck of set cards and just waiting for my fellow nasty little set freaks to find me

I think that trying to explain to myself from a year ago that I was going to be incredibly hype to spend my last six hours at a con learning to play DIE:RPG would be difficult, but I think I could get there

Has! I also had to do it.

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Resuming my Xfiles first watch (had to pause cause there were too many tv shows to watch) and why is Agent Spender the most milquetoast man ever? God, he’s so bland Kira on DS9 would probubly be into him.

Billy Joel

“Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.”

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAHH

I was so busy with work that I forgot to take photos of Arkansas, but meet this delightful gentleman with a serious security job at Crystal Bridges!

Cuatro leches? En este economía?

They're playing Get Low in this airport bar, but they've censored so many words that it's basically a madlib. Shout-out to the crowd who are all singing along anyway

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.