Me: it's nearly midnight, let me snag like 20 minutes of tonight's critical role ep before bed Also me: the fuck do you mean 'sync to live' is still active this ep started five hours ago

Look the only way I will accept this, truly the only possible way, is if they cast the cuntiest, most flexible, ball-trained drag queen as Hexxus. You gotta be offering monumental servings of cunt for that.

Welp, this should be an AU concept in every fandom.

Raise your hand if you want to at least VISIT the Land of Boobies.

Pennsylvania!

Had a bad day a work, can't wait to go home and shove my face in a kitten tummy

The wildest part of Cats: The Jellicle Ball is that the musical is 35% more coherent with the additional Ball layer on top

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Hell yeah brother

was once New Amsterdam.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

But REM told me I would feel fine.

All I'm saying is that if it happens tonight while I'm at The Strokes, then that's major news happening both times I've seen them

Every time I see good Monarch news. I think of how blissfully happy it would have made Lincoln

Oh no wait actually it’s

on balance, I would rather social media had not achieved a ubiquity that has destroyed, perhaps permanently, the social contract and the very fabric of human connection, but otoh it’s fun that there are astronauts up in space right now who have almost certainly seen the “moon’s haunted” tweet

This is the first April Fool I've seen on Al Gore's internet today and this is the way! Pay real people to make unhinged art (the bedazzled box of doom!!!!) that's a genuine joke instead of misdirection! The dream

this is the final word on it I think: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bcBD76/

An infinite gift to get a drizzly afternoon with my cats on my day off

All I'm saying is that the Solari intros from @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social are giving Splendor & Misery-era @clppng.bsky.social vibes, and I mean that in the best way possible

Team we got our photos back and I'm obsessed

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

Love to survive my (5th? 6th? I've lost count) restructure since 2020, things getting bleaker all the time

I need this good news.

may we turn all corrupt centers of power into petcos

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

God willing and the creek don’t rise

absolute mad lib of a headline

Y'all the new universe from @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social absolutely slaps

Okay team this mission is significantly better, right out the gate. Staring with a whole room on native traditional and modern art. No AI bullshit in sight. I might survive this one!

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

There's nothing weird about sushirrito. It's just a giant-ass sushi roll. Whoops we put in too many good things, gotta improvise

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The one March Madness bracket breakdown you need, even though it’s from 2021: Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March Madness: Key Matchups in the NCAA Little Women Tournament www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/meg...

the fact that Tatiana Maslany could play one clone who was impersonating another clone and you could tell who BOTH OF THOSE WERE MEANT TO BE was some sort of god tier wizardry

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

every time my parents have come out to visit, they go to tour a mission. This is the first time I've gone with and the first thing I heard from the video at the entrance was "the valley gave them access to lots of indians, who they taught lots of skills" Bleak start!

Be-Garak the Ides of March.