That's a no ball.

Man, Epstein is in the Trump Files a whole helluva lot.

Me watching #carolsbycandlelight

These skits become more painful every year #carolsbycandlelight2025

Trump was an admitted sex pest, racist, liar, grifter, cheater, failed businessman, and aspiring dictator for a decade If we're right about Trump, when are you going to get it through your head that we're also right about a lot of other things?

Postmarked August 13, 2019:

First Jake Paul now Andrew Tate? Blessed with a double early Christmas

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

And may every day be another wonderful secret.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Yesterday was 22 years since I met the mister. A day that changed my life more than any other 🥰

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Summer holiday mode activated 🥰

Desperation word salad. He's cooked.

These are by far the best presents

John Howard pushed for the invasion of Iraq, which was one of the dominoes which created the conditions for ISIS and caused untold human misery we are still dealing with today. He refused to acknowledge racism was a main driver of the Cronulla riots.

So much irony in Donald Trump calling anyone else deranged.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Lots of myths about Australia are being shared as facts. There has never been a blanket ban on guns here. We're not a monoculture and never have been. And most of all- Fosters is not at all popular.

Feverishly working on this

Genocidists claiming this is a result of Australia recognising Palestinian statehood should sit this one out and be told unequivocally to fuck right off

I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.

i know everyone is entitled to their opinion but goddamn that opinion could be "maybe i'm a fucking idiot on this subject" more often

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

All I’m going to say is, they don’t care if he’s had sex with children, but if they find out he’s had sex with another man, they will implode… They have a fcked up sense of morality.

Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

I put the 20,000 Epstein emails in ChatGPT to analyze them and it called the cops on me.

I never knew that my emails, filled to the brim with complete sentences and a coherent narrative, were such a work of art. I'm bout to start printing these out and hanging them on the walls.

The Australian morning ritual of seeing the Orange Shitgibbon trending then finding out what's happened while you were asleep.

John Laws has died.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

If you listen carefully, you can hear Trump crying.

Once again, less than Barack Obama 😜

How many cheeseburgers have been thrown against the Oval Office walls right now?

“Very, very unfair and even worse than Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. Your favorite president was snubbed for someone who’s not even American.” www.reuters.com/world/venezu...

Venezuela is going to have some serious tariffs now. As will Norway...

A Venezuelan woman being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize should cause a nicely unhinged rant from Mango Mussolini.

Live announcement of Nobel Peace Prize now starting. 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRB...

I want an unprecedented meltdown on the right so I want Greta Thunberg to get the Nobel Peace Prize this year

All eyes glued on this petulant cockhead tonight!

Jimmy has found his forever people. They're picking him up today. Saying goodbye to fosters is hard, but if we don't we can't help any other animals in need.

The American experiment turns out to be mixing paranoia, meth and guns into an ignorant slurry then waiting to see what happens.

Potential adopters cancelled their meet and greet with my foster because they decided they want a fluffier cat. Jimmy dodged a bullet there...

*taps microphone*

One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.

My foster cat Jimmy loves posing 😻

Autism doesn’t need to be “fixed.” Fascism needs to be neutered.

not true