"Heeeeeeeeeeeelp! Heeeeeeeeeeeelp! Come to my rescue and solve the completely avoidable problem I caused by my incompetence, lack of foresight, and eagerness to take attention away from the fact that I'm a serial pedophile. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!! Unblock the Straight of Whore Moose!"

“We can’t last 34 more months of what we’ve seen in the last 14. We’re fucked if this guy serves out his term. He’s gonna trash everything once and for all.”

John Fetterman is the Benedict Arnold of Judases.

Rep. Ralph Norman on ICE agents: "They were doxxed. Their homes were raided by the agitators." (This never happened -- Norman is just straight up making stuff up.)

2 minutes into his press conference today and Hegseth is ranting about the media. Says “they have TDS and want Trump to fail.”

"Universal health coverage is not merely a technical goal to be achieved; it is primarily a moral imperative for societies that wish to call themselves just." —Pope Leo XIV

Duckworth on funding bill for Trump's war: "I'm not gonna vote for that. Here's the thing- when you vote for a supplemental, you're basically authorizing this war. And I'm not authorizing this war until the Trump administration comes to us & explains to the American people what the justification is"

So this is what a Trump bankruptcy feels like.

We posted about this a few days ago. The EPA is trying to roll back protections against ethylene oxide, a chemical that causes leukemia and breast cancer, in communities that are already overburdened with pollution. The public comment period is open right now.

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

Here’s the thing: Cuba has been making concessions. Opening parts of the economy, talking to US businesses, and even shifting policies that had been untouchable for decades. Did it matter? Nope. Washington basically said, “Not enough.” That tells you the goal isn’t reform. It’s full control.

When you’re being scrutinized for your anger issues at your own DHS confirmation hearing, maybe that’s a sign. Let’s hope Mullin can keep calm during a real crisis.

When 3.5% of a population actively participates in sustained, peaceful protest, it can topple authoritarian regimes — like the one currently in the Oval Office. We need 12 million people to show up on March 28 to get to 3.5%. Will you be one of them? Find out how at nokings.org

COHEN: The people you fired were experts on Iran, were they not? PATEL: I don't believe so COHEN: They worked in counterintelligence, did they not? PATEL: I'm taking you at your word COHEN: You're the director. I'm not. You should know the answer

John Fetterman makes Kyrsten Sinema look like an amateur.

ALERT: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) votes YES on Markwayne Mullin nomination to be Homeland Security Secretary Fetterman helps Mullin salvage an 8-7 vote of support from the Senate Homeland Security Cmte

WHOA. Lewandowski is accused of demanding fees from a private prison company to steer them ICE contracts, at a time when he was widely known to be running DHS on Kristi Noem's behalf, then punishing them when they didn't pay up. Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this.

As someone who strongly backed John Fetterman‘s run for the Senate in 2022, I’m sorry to say that he’s an absolute disgrace. I’ll support whoever challenges him in the 2028 primary.

Gomez to Gabbard and Racliffe: "If the president can just ignore what you're doing, why do you even have a job? Why even advise him? You're saying the president can say tomorrow China is an imminent threat no matter what the intelligence says, and then he can take his own action."

NEW: RFK Jr. is spreading doubts about vaccine safety and considering changes that could prompt manufacturers to flee the U.S. market. History has shown how plagues from the past can roar back when trust in shots — or access to them — falters.

The reckless campaign against Iran will weaken America’s president. That will make him angry. Be warned: he makes a very bad loser. econ.st/4lA7lEQ

CROW: So we're less certain of the positions of Iranian leadership and their intentions than we were 60 days ago, correct? GABBARD: That's an accurate assessment

Excited that we're at the I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I stage of the war

The U.S. used to say it wanted to "make the world safe for democracy." Now it wants to "make the world unable to stop us from stealing everyone's stuff."

Cool, cool, cool. Any chance you could share these clear objectives with everyone else?

Yeah, the guy with the cotton candy hairdo and the caked-on bronzer and the lifts in his shoes who constantly complains about how mean everyone is to him and how unfair it all is, that's pure alpha male behavior.

Crashing right through the separation of church and state.

Trump’s Golden Age of paying a lot more for everything.

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. This is your friendly reminder that the president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis when he forced her to perform oral sex on him. You should be losing your shit.

New in PN: The cost of Trump's Iran war is quickly spiraling upward "If you ask 'How will we pay for it?', the answer Republicans give is no answer at all. Rather than propose a pay-for, they'll simply insist the cause is worthwhile. We can’t let Iran have nukes! We must secure free flow of oil!"

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

Anyone else think it's highly inappropriate for the defense secretary to say "in the name of Jesus Christ" while he's doing a briefing about the U.S. killing people?

JD Vance laser focused on improving the lives of Americans.

In the congressional record forever and ever. x.com/i/status/203...

No more excuses for funding social programs.

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

OSSOFF: Your statement says that as a result of last summer's airstrikes, Iran's nuclear program was 'obliterated.' Correct? GABBARD: Yes O: The WH stated war was launched to 'eliminate the imminent nuclear threat' G: The only person who can determine what's an imminent threat is POTUS O: False

This man is absolutely out of control, deluded and mentally ill beyond words. Its absolutely bizarre we are so numb to the level of batshit crazy involved here that is worsening on an hourly basis now. What are we doing here? How is this deranged lunatic still in control of a nuclear arsenal?

The cost of fresh vegetables is up a stunning FORTY EIGHT PERCENT from February 2025: www.bls.gov/news.release...

Seeing Tulsi Gabbard say “the president determines what is an imminent threat not the intelligence community”, reinforced to me how much jeopardy we’re in. WTF

This is a good time to remember that immigration judges aren’t real judges. They work for DOJ as part of the executive branch (under Bondi and Trump) and the fact that we call them judges like they’re independent arbiters would be laughable in a free and fair country.

A maternity ward doctor donated his own blood during surgery to keep a pregnant patient alive. One woman gained fewer than 10 pounds over her entire pregnancy. Another collapsed and had seizures during labor. (Published Dec. 2025)

This one hurt.

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Ro Khanna on Pam Bondi: “Let me make one thing clear — her coming for a briefing is not going to get her out of having to testify under oath with this subpoena. We voted for that — she's going to be held accountable. She owes the American people an explanation for why she's been covering up”

That’s funny, because Nate Swanson, who used to be the point guy on Iran at the NSC but got fired because of Laura Loomer, warned of this in an article written four days before the war started. It was called “Why Iran Will Escalate.”

LAWYER: "In your initial cross-examination, you failed to acknowledge that you had been at the crime scene, even though that important fact appears in your deposition. Why was that?" WITNESS: "Like Tulsi Gabbard, I omitted it only because I knew my testimony was going long."

A big win for Minnesota and the Twin Ports. The Blatnik Bridge doesn’t just connect two great midwestern states - it drives interstate and international commerce and will support thousands of good-paying jobs. Let’s break ground and get it done! www.startribune.com/after-delays...

KELLY: Were you asked to brief the president on whether Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz? GABBARD: I'm not going to comment on what the president did or didn't ask me on any topic KELLY: We're having a hard time finding out if the White House even asked if they could be briefed on something