ahhhh the dsa endorsed candidate beat the former city council member to run for fucking andy barr’s seat, i was so sure the name recognition would win out but YAY

some real “i never said cesar romero was tall” energy on what chaos today

the fuck it will

last night i put this ratty fish toy on the floor after maia left it there and walked away, and next thing i knew she was jumping down to retrieve it and put it back right next to my pillow 😭 maia pls

there have been plenty of people who have discussed this very smartly but the chokehold the scott and kip episode has on straight people should be studied by science

I am staggered by the sheer hugeness of this. The #WelshGovernment has a policy of bilingualism. All meetings include translators, so that speakers of English or Welsh can participate equally. But every member of the Welsh Cabinet is a native speaker of #Cymraeg […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]

i do wish ao3 had some way to specify that you’ve already read/visited a fic on the work page itself

Not now, Elder Gods From Outside Reality Frozen Under The Ice For Aeons

one of these days i will actually follow through on my idea of batch cooking and freezing french toast to use as regular toast

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

Females in Act III of their lives are *so* important that in the 5 other species we know for sure have menopause, they’re the leaders. Humans have made older women invisible, or objects of derision.

the us olympic hockey teams are competing against each other in family feud, i am here for this (hopefully the women smoked the men)

this post was engineered in a lab to make my entire day better

i am always so fascinated by which part of “ne pas” gets dropped in french

i not only showered and stripped the sheets and rotated my mattress and made a whole casserole before noon, i then also left the house to go to a fantasy-themed outdoor bazaar, brain drugs are great

For the record, this proposal specifically targets gender identity. You have until May 22nd to submit a comment

when your cat walks around your bed and all you can see is their little periscope tail >>>>>>>

There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)

life finds a way (i’m not trying to air condition the ceiling, i would like my cold air please)

this turned into one of the strangest things i’ve ever experienced—she spent the whole flight in the lav, threw up once, and didn’t say a word to us beyond being upset we asked her to not camp out in the bathroom on a full flight

i can’t tell if i’m being too sensitive right now or if there’s something in the water but i have had some GRUMPY passengers today

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artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

“If you don’t think there are more gay players in the NFL, NHL, NBA, you’re just stupid.” Yes, Charles.

i have had multiple uncles pass from lung disease and they spent their childhoods helping in the grain silo, this is one of the best things i’ve ever seen

this morning a passenger came back to the galley and gave me a long monologue about wanting to ask for a drink and she tried to get my attention and couldn’t and could she please get something to drink? i’m pretty sure she wanted me to apologize which lol fuck out of here. just ASK

Don’t forget to check your email for the verification link after you submit. Here’s what I wrote.

why is vidukon still so far away, i want to post my viiiiiids

The dearth of media literacy thing has been around for a while, but never mind interpreting texts critically, a lot of people now just straight up do not know how to even watch a TV show or movie in the first place anymore.

Glad 2 see that Baseball Yaoi is alive and well

heated rivalry yuri? 👀 “When the ACTRA screen casually drops a gym-scene reenactment” via sher_everywhere on instagram

lrp i’ll never forget the endocrinologist who wouldn’t test me for pcos at 21 and told me to come back when i was ready to get pregnant. he can rot in hell!

PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) is now PMOS (polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome). The name change follows a multiyear process stemming from a recognition that ovarian cysts aren't the primary aspect of the condition, which affects multiple body systems, and many patients don't have them.

i don’t take cta often anymore but it’s always a good day when i get to use the best fare card they’ve ever made

this is an actual Bluesky Rule: if you have ever so much as exchanged a single like, you are required to hold up the book in the shop and say "hey my friend wrote this"

if you’re going to write car sex for the love of god don’t specify the car because i will say “well you can’t do that in a gt-r” and nope out immediately

1997 Odysseus:

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Guy yelling AI SUCKS lol

if you’re not a sports person and have never gotten to Remember Some Guys: this is what it’s like

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

i have SO MUCH TO READ, both fic and library books, and unfortunately i keep thinking but what if i go back and re-read the calgary fic

ICYMI, I wrote a little thing about how the crafting of sex scenes in genre romance has taken a major hit in recent years. #romancelandia romancing-the-stoned.beehiiv.com/p/no-f-ck-is...

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

i read the last ~half of this fic today (after reading through most of my open tabs in order to save a good one for last) and maybe it’s just the week i’ve had but it made me cry TWICE archiveofourown.org/works/76566371