wow “just the tip” hasn’t existed before? ……..glad it made it in

I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us

in EASTERN??? fucking gross

“i’ll get in a nice steamy shower to help my sinuses and sore neck”, i thought. jokes on me, the hotel shower never got above juuuuust warm enough

i get that it’s coming from a place of care but to have someone i don’t live with critique my diet is WILD. how do you think you know what i do day to day

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...

also tonight i’m going to be brave and leave the hotel AFTER a few hours of pajama time. the things i do to enjoy christmas lights 😤

look at this beautiful one month old airplane

i often get videos of anna lapwood on my ig algorithm and every time they make me feel nostalgic for my college chapel invocations that the organist played. those bass notes you could feel in your chest were so good

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

typing out lil posts then deleting them cause the world doesn't have to know my thoughts on this subject; not that one either. no no no. I point the spray bottle at my phone menacingly

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

the nwsl hello kitty merch is so good and also SO expensive 😭 i’m not paying $70 for a sweatshirt but it’s so cute

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

it was career day in one of the two years i spent at a non-private school; one of my classmates’ mom was a us airways flight attendant and it didn’t occur to me THEN but to this day i remember her there in uniform and thinking how wonderful it all seemed

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

i stg if i’m actually getting sick right before the holiday week (we can’t use penalty-free sick time over holidays) when i have FRIEND PLANS i’m going to hit something

instagram is now giving me physical asia reels and the screaming eagle in the background of one made poor maia stare at me with her eyes huge as saucers and her ears pinned back. sorry baby 😂

everyone should watch this show because it’s like if the olympics were about making friends first and competing second

I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone. Killing IMLS could have killed ILL. This is great news. 📚

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

sent the typo "midwets" and I think that's my new name for the Great Lakes tbh

i am now the proud owner of a moisture meter and said moisture meter said my ceiling surface is below 5% humidity so it seems like it’s a classic case of this thing is slight different so now i must overreact appropriately

i don’t think i’ve ever watched a reality show that stressed me out as much as physical asia does

don’t listen to the haters. thai iced coffee CAN cure your mental illness

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

if there’s a second thing boc does with great consistency it’s making beautiful physical media companions but WHEN will they give us series dvds

increasing confidence that the Thing on my ceiling is suddenly discolored paint in a different finish from the rest of the ceiling. after a frantic service appointment call google finally coughed up actual useful information so i will just shut my water off for the next week and see what happens 🤞🏻

came home to another water leak in my ceiling 🙃

living in open carry state: kinda bad when everyone's waving guns around also living in open carry state: kinda funny when it's time for senior citizens to waggle guns at ICE for trampling on their begonias

One meemaw in her jammies with a Saturday night special yelling at them to leave the nice landscaper alone was enough

i know it’s a pretty normal/involuntary reaction but people who scream during turbulence make me SO nervous—often i can’t pinpoint it and i can’t get out of my seat so i just sit and worry quietly that someone got hurt without me seeing

I’m howling.

also i’m most of the way through queen demon and do we not have line editors at publishing houses anymore? there are so many sentence fragments through the whole book that could just have been connected with a comma

just had a passenger come out of the lav asking for paper towels (sooo many people cannot use their eyes); i stopped peeling my orange to try and point them out to her and she stood there waiting for ME to open the door (her precious clean hands!). lady i am holding food, i’m not touching that door

Workers at The Met are trying to unionize, citing “long-term pay inequities, lack of job protection, and ever-increasing workloads.” If they succeed, their union would be one of the largest museum unions in the US.

lrp for another option i have used olt.com for a few years and it’s great!

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

the highlight of yesterday was learning that our base chief pilot calls our crop of young pilots (hired in the last year or so) the mustache mafia because a lot of them have the same mustache (i assume to look older). i got on the plane this morning and one of them walked out of the flight deck

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

faa certified for another year

AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected

fuck ME my passport got soaking wet on saturday and i didn’t realize, i’m going to have to replace it AGAIN

absolute clown show at the airport today