today's character of the day is: building from cool world 1992 that looks like jc denton

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I want Noi to break me in half idk

Type of shit I’ve been on lately

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character

how many times do you think rival assassins have made uneasy truces under those curved windows?

YES

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

my darkner OC

this screenshot turns five this year and i still think about it all the time

Oh Great more straight people relationship discourse. I have an idea how about everyone kill themselves right now.

I routinely see kids products that come in the 2 options "Dinosaur" or "Unicorn"- which apart from the obvious, annoys me because one gets science and one gets mythology. This could easily be fixed by swapping dinosaurs with dragons, or, hear me out, aggressively marketing Cambrian sea life to girls

just saw this excerpt of a ytp on tumblr and i think i've almost thrown up like 4 separate times watching it on loop. Please tell me theres a full version

This July 4th we remember the sacrifice of one Earvin “Magic” Johnson who on July 4th 1996 used the last of his strength to prevent Charles Barkley from performing the chaos dunk which would have surely destroyed Los Angeles. May we honor his name.

Very brave. Thank you patriots 🫡

so many beautiful anime girls are named “skeb”

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

Why is it that the simpsons fandom consistently has some of the funniest shit

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

大きい鳥がいました。がんぼるぞい。 translation: There was a large bird there.

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

BURT SAID LETS GO LESBIANS!!!!!

safety first!

I guess they weren't expecting such a hungry gal.

Yes game, this is exactly what I wanted to happen.

Preemptive post:

average british daytime tv roundtable

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

PlayStation in 2026

i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit

legit prtobably one of my favorite posts ever

Recently bought a pair of glasses like this

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

an old TGAA comic i forgot i made

are they trying to kill someone