Meme time

Happiness is getting scratches

Stuart Dunkel (American Artist, born 1952) "Hero", 2020. Oil on Panel, 4 × 5 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Interesting.

"Café-Confiserie", created in 1974 by the Hungarian artist Béla Czene (1911–1999), as interpreted by playwright Eugene Ionesco.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

@longpainter.bsky.social , I like your harbor scene but it is too pretty. I decided to make it a little more brutal.

Happy Memorial Day Eve. Today is the last day for you to run around shopping to buy the gifts that you will put under... Wait a minute... I think Hallmark has made a mistake.

God: "And, Fuck this tree in particular."

African Bateleur Eagle is performing a natural bird behaviour called a Rouse. It’s for relaxation and preening. It also allows to release, trapped body heat in the hot sun.

A small reminder of how huge Jupiter is.

A male Wood Duck launching from the lake. Wood Ducks get real squeaky before they take off, so I was ready when this one decided to take to the air.

Cat touch definitions: Boop : a human touching a cat's nose. Bonk : a cat pressing their forehead against you. Please make a note of it. #cats

MOOSE 🫎 DELAY Moose delay yesterday at a high school golf meet in Crosby, North Dakota (via Dillon L.)

The cat's stunned reaction to the baby kicking in the womb

One of the brightest auroras I have ever seen…

This is independent Bookstore Day, for those who celebrate.

No sheep today, so the cat got herded instead 😹

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

🧡 Wish someone else orange were jobless #Caturday 🔶️🧡

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H.

This is so well done. 👌

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING! The Epstein criminal's Epstein speech on the Strait of Epstein closed by the Epstein War scheduled from the Epstein Room at the Epstein House at Epstein o'clock today, Monday 6, month of Epstein. Everything will be addressed except the Epstein Files. Be there or be Epstein!

Turn up the volume, ffs

Technically this is a souçon. You're welcome. #foodie

New indie rock band name: Pickle Slippage

Iran, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30 million Epstein documents that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press

Fixed your photo.

1. Get MAGA types to admit women are humans. 2. Proceed directly to, humans are people. 3. Use fire extinguisher when MAGA types are confronted with logic that women are people. 4. Move to Canada because 'Murica is largely composed of racist bigoted idiots (and the people they despise & disrespect).

Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests https://theonion.com/trump-administration-offers-free-at-home-loyalty-tests/

The 34 largest economies of the world, the 34 richest ones, ALL have nearly free universal healthcare... Except the USA. We could have nice things, but ultra rich people have bribed Congress to let them extortion-bankrupt all of us, and kill all the poors by denying care.

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

The President of the United States raped underage women. Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

My best work? Too many alien invasion books presume things happen super fast. I envisioned a slow motion invasion, realistic, and a human response like what we would actually do. Plus, some #romance and #smut, for fun. #booksky #goodreads #scifi #erotic www.amazon.com/Hartan-Expan...

The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.

As a member of the #Illuminati, I can confirm the truth of this statement. If you'd like to join the Illuminati, we meet at Denny's on Thursdays for lunch. All Denny's, everywhere. Many doors, one restaurant. Henches welcome, no weapons.

If you don't like seeing egrets again that's having regrets.

ONLY YULE

Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS, and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected

#stephenmiller #satire

Looking for a spicy tale that is both on #literotica and on #kindle? www.romance.io/u/fit529-dot... or fit529.com have links... Enjoy!

Your immune system is pudgy and lackadaisical, and dreams of summers filled with whimsy and indolent caprice. Teach it the most vital lesson of all: "There is no such thing as 'perfect', there is only 'Good Enough' and 'Negotiation'." Eat dirt. Lick subway railings. Kiss with an open mouth. Love.

@wbur.org.web.brid.gy was just listening to here and now, about book recommendations for Thanksgiving or gift giving. I tried here and now website. No place to offer suggestions. I'm an author of 34 novels. I would love to offer a link to my sci-fi and romance works. www.amazon.com/stores/autho... .