A reminder that you have to have reciepts for over roughly $100,000 in cash tips to benefit from “no tax on tips”. There will be some pissed servers and baristas come April. But, you can bet attorneys and doctors will suddenly have a huge increase in “tipped income”.

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

Best impersonation I've ever seen 😍

OMG HE'S A AIR DICKER!!!!

Guess who was President when that "Rigged Census" was taken in 2020 🤷

He didn't write it, but he knows Bondi will block it.

His Patriotism is showing

The closest thing I've ever seen to a "Fuck All Y'all"

We are all in agreement then. He's playing to his base while behind the scenes, Scam Bondi will state that she can't release the Epstein files due to the active investigation. #USDemocracy

Just point & laugh Y'all 🤷

3 toes Sheanderthal doesn't get to walk away from years of hate.

In a cult the orders come from the top

Popcorn 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

Never too young to start!

The girls are fighting & I'm fine with that 🤷‍♀️

Nobody in the @Tennessean Facebook comments section seems particularly surprised by the unethical @MarshaBlackburn money grab. www.facebook.com/share/17Yoyn...

Ya gotta love LA, and yeah give it a couple of weeks?

There's a couple of times in a man's life shit gets real. 1. When you get married. 2. Whenever you have a child. 3. When you fly a P-51 Mustang.

Three toes must feel like a fuckin imbecile atm

Angus is older than Trump

Got a "Crue" thing, Y'all behave and have a fabulous Friday, Peace Out & Rock On! 🤟😎

I've not been home since Ozzy's last show in Birmingham, had a stop in The Smokey's for retina surgery, I love Fall here it's spectacular & neighbors have invited me to their homes for Thanksgiving. Planned to stay until after Christmas in Gatlinburg, but I'm missing home in LA today 😢 Just sayin

Yeah I'm never leaving....

Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.

Should be required in every cockpit

From here you superglue those red hats on, you cult morons aren't welcome back in society with the rest of us! That boat sailed.

Randy Rhodes and Ozzy would be proud 👏 🥲

There's working out....then there's Cirque Solei working out 😭

RuZZia is collapsing "literally"

The regime police in Georgia gets hysterical every time any protester even just passes through the zebra pedestrian crossing. Because no, they can only be on a pavement, if at all. #GeorgiaProtests 📷 MOSE 1/2

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

The kompromat Russia has on Trump could come from Epstein, as many have suspected over the years

MAGA: WHAT'S A LITTLE PEDOPHILIA 🤷‍♂️

Kyiv’s Princess Olga was a powerful woman. The story of avenging her husband’s death gave rise to a legendary tale worthy of a movie—and it’s no coincidence it inspired the singer Rosalía. 🧵 1/12 ⬇️

Perfect description of Putin's 3 day SMO

The “Russia hoax” is now their template. Every past investigation becomes a “deep-state plot,” so no future one can be trusted. This is how authoritarian movements rewrite history to protect power instead of truth.

Any day now Trump will pardon her.

He fucking stole the Resolute Desk and put it on display at his private residence at Magat-Lardo! 😡🤬 Fuck this bastard!

Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques

🚨BREAKING: In a sweeping victory for voters, a Utah court struck down the GOP-controlled legislature’s congressional gerrymander and a companion law designed to entrench partisan power — restoring a fair map for the 2026 elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

A real president does this. Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

Gavin Newsom, in Brazil, speaking truth about the arrogant and incompetent Trump regime. 😳👇

Trying to decide whether to use my invisible tariff check from Trump or my invisible cost saving rebate check from DOGE to fill the tank of my car with a 500-year loan with invisible $2/gallon gas . . .

Good News: RuZZians new robot comes pre-drunk!

“Deporting Guadalupe” I painted this piece with the intention of using my art as a weapon of mass creation, as a form of cultural and human Résistance through the use of symbol to convey meaning and message. This is my #ArteParaLuchar #Art #Activism #Artivism #ArtInProtest

It's reassuring to know this idiot doesn't know what magnets are 🤷‍♂️

Onto Comey's vindictive and selective prosecution argument. This ¶ is super important, bc it gets to how inapt exist precedents on whether related investigators can be source of animus. A president is different.

It's 29° here & I'm missing home in LA

They aren't ever coming back Y'all