not like i needed any more reasons to say this... FUCK. HASBRO.

holy shit if you are happy to see iono rotate that just tells me you are really bad at the pokemon trading card game i’m sorry 💀💀

"This card's effect is trivial and left as an exercise to the player."

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

Haven't seen it posted on Bluesky yet, so for the Pokémon TCG players here: Starting at EUIC, we are back to time+3 turns (instead of time+1 as implemented this season), but with a time limit of 15 minutes (instead of 10). Source: www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-n...

Here are my top 10 chase cards from Ascended Heroes: 1. Poké Pad 2. Poké Pad 3. Poké Pad 4. Poké Pad 5. Poké Pad 6. Poké Pad 7. Poké Pad 8. Poké Pad 9. Poké Pad 10. Poké Pad

just let us look at our prize cards, I swear to glob… #Pokemon #PlayPokemon

The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.

Congratulations to Ethan Wilde, your 2026 #PokemonTCG Birmingham Regional Champion! 🏆

It's their first snow day.

i hope people celebrate in the fucking streets when andrew wakefield dies

bubbled out of 2nd at a 6-person challenge 💀 prize packs were worth it tho 🔥

If the Eagles lose this game Vic Fangio should get to fistfight Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni

currently taking bets on the new hate sink cards for post-rotation

Isn't this the shit at the front of Wawa you use to get food

Baby gotta lock in. #pokemon

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Oh great. That’s just what we need. ANOTHER fucking year.

It feels like from now on, every single time a celebrity makes a sudden lurch into right-wing politics, the question on everyone's minds should be "which crime was it?"

Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

this has become a very important video to me

good news: i finally played my first challenge of the 2026 season bad news: i went 0–3 💀

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Admit it, some part of you might be tempted to play your turn 1 differently against an opponent rocking these sleeves

me when i put my 10th card in the lost zone

they/them for the non-binary gaymers

Took Riolu to the beach for some outdoor time and he immediately started trying to dig the deepest hole he can

Using ChatGPT

8. In Florida, Republican leaders have repeatedly defended Confederate statues under the guise of “history.” Yet when it comes to a memorial honoring LGBTQ+ lives lost in a horrific shooting, that same logic disappears, dismissed instead as “politics.” The hypocrisy could not be starker.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"

I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel.

this would make a great profile picture

This cast wasn’t just for me. It was for every single trans person, every single queer Pokémon fan, to feel seen in a world that feels more hostile than it’s been in a long time. Pokémon is for everyone. That includes all of you 🩵🤍🩷 #PlayPokemon

pokémon is for everyone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Social media should be safe for trans people. Pass it on

Old Betrayals and New as N.C. Dems Pass Anti-Trans Laws transnews.network/p/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

The 16–0 Patriots of the Pokémon TCG

spot the difference

Go, go, Squirtle Rangers!

Don’t. Do not. Do literally anything other than this. See a licensed therapist. Get a plant. Volunteer at an animal shelter. Shitpost 24 hours a day on Bluesky. Anything but this.

They’re so jealous you can write. They’re so jealous you can draw. They’re so jealous you can make music. They have all the money in the world, but they’ve been driven insane because they don’t have your joy.