After owning it for over 6 years I'm just finding out now that my Meowth plush was designed by the same artist who made Chiikawa, and now everything makes so much sense

Now THAT's a deck box!

Lumiose Galette (Item) Heal 20 damage and 1 Special Condition from your Active Pokémon. ----- Alright, that's the perfect card to stop translating and go get breakfast! Y'all have a good one 🥐

Luxio Ability: Fighting Roar If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a Pokémon ex, this Pokémon can Evolve on your first turn or on the turn it was played. Luxray LC - Onslaught 70x This attack does 70 damage for each Prize card you've taken. LCC - Strong Bolt 200 Discard 2 Energy from this Pokémon.

Hawlucha F - Revenge Kick 30+ If any of your Benched Pokémon have any damage counters on them, this attack does 60 more damage.

Energy Swatter (Item) Look at your opponent's hand and choose an Energy card you find there. Your opponent puts that card at the bottom of their deck.

Furfrou C - Hand Cut Discard random cards from your opponent's hand until they have 5 cards in hand. C - Headbutt 30

Diggersby C - Earthquake 140 This attack does 30 damage to all of your Benched Pokémon. CCC - Whap Down 100 ---- Yeah we're entering vanilla territory now

Raticate C - Knock Off 20 Before dealing damage, discard any Pokémon Tool attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon. C - Rodent Revenge 40x This attack does 40 damage for each damage counter on all of your Benched Rattata.

Aromatisse Ability: Aroma Gathering Once during your turn, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Energy, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck. PC - Draining Kiss 50 Heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.

Dedenne L - Tail Generator For each Energy attached to your opponent's Pokémon, you may attach a Basic Lightning Energy from your discard pile to your Lightning Pokémon in any way you like. LC - Static Shock 30 Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

Talonflame Ability: Sky Hunt Once during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a random card from your opponent's hand. FF - Flame Wings 110

Serperior G - Royal Command 20x This attack does 20 damage for each of your Pokémon in play. GGG - Solar Winder 100+ If you have Rosa's Encouragement in your discard pile, this attack does 150 more damage.

Telepathy Energy (Special Energy) While attached to a Pokémon, this card provides 1 Psychic Energy. When you attach this card from your hand to one of your Psychic Pokémon, you may search your deck for up to 2 Basic Psychic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Then shuffle your deck.

Jacinthe (Supporter) Heal 150 damage from 1 of your Psychic Pokémon.

Rosa's Encouragement (Supporter) You can play this card only if you have more Prize cards remaining than your opponent. Attach up to 2 Basic Energy from your discard pile to 1 of your Stage 2 Pokémon.

Yveltal ex DDC - Destructive Soul All of your opponent's Pokémon that have 50 HP or less remaining are now Knocked Out. DDC - Dark Strike 210 During your next turn, this Pokémon can't use Dark Strike.

Mega Clefable ex! Ability: Moonlight Wings Prevent all effects of your opponent's Abilities done to this Pokémon. PP - Moon Launch 120+ You may discard up to 4 Energy cards from your hand. This attack does 40 more damage for each card discarded this way.

Nihil Zero comes out in 8 days, meaning we'll get the full set list tomorrow! I wonder if we'll see some more meta-defining cards, or if the novelty will just come from it being the rotation set. Any predictions?

Doublade CC - Sword Stash 60x You may reveal any number of Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash from your hand. This attack does 60 damage for each card you revealed this way.

Salazzle ex! R - Nasty Plot Search your deck for up to any 2 cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck. RR - Fatal Nail 100 Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Burned. Switch this Pokémon with one of your Benched Pokemon.

Gotta respect this artist who managed to make Staryu look ominous, despite that thing being barely poseable and not having a face

Growth Grass Energy (Special Energy) While it is attached to a Pokémon, this Energy provides 1 Grass Energy. The Pokemon this card is attached to gets +20HP.

Vivillon Ability: Big Wings Once during your turn, you may have your opponent shuffle their hand and put it at the bottom of their deck. Then, your opponent draws 4 cards. G - Blow Through 60+ If a Stadium is in play, this attack does 60 more damage.

Decidueye ex! Ability: Eye of the Sniper If your opponent has exactly 4 cards in hand, ignore all Colorless Energy in the cost of attacks used by this Pokémon. GCCC - Crushing Arrow 240 Discard an Energy from your opponent's Active Pokémon.

Dewgong Ability: Wash Out As often as you like during your turn, you may move a Water Energy from 1 of your Benched Pokémon to your Active Pokémon. WW - Water Splash 60

Mega Starmie ex! W - Jet Blow 120 This attack also does 50 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokemon. CCC - Nebula Beam 210 This attack's damage isn't affected by Weakness, Resistance, or any effects on your opponent's Active Pokémon.

On the one hand I'm not a fan of putting "Last-Ditch" in the name of an Ability that will very often be played on turn 1, but on the other hand I'm glad I won't have to see or hear "trump" every game for the next three years, so all in all I quite like the official translation

I love how the packs arts for Perfect Order feature three giant alien monsters from outer space and one small cat on a bench.

Aurorus Ability: Tundra Wall Your Pokemon with any Water Energy attached to them take 50 less damage from attacks from your opponent's Pokemon. The effect of this Ability does not stack. WWC - Freezing Chill 150 During your opponent's next turn, the defending Pokemon can't attack.

Tyrantrum Ability: Tyrano Grit If this Pokémon has any Special Energy attached to it, it has +150 HP. FC - Rampage 160 Flip a coin until you get tails. For each heads, discard the top card of your opponent's deck.

Mega Skarmory ex! MMC - Sonic Ripper Shuffle all Energy from this Pokémon into your deck. This attack does 220 damage to 1 of your opponent's Pokémon.

Knowing I'll have a legit reason to play a Meowth in most of my decks for the next three years fills me with joy

That's it for the Nihil Zero reveals & translations! Have a lovely weekend 💚

Core Memory (Pokémon Tool) The Mega Zygarde ex this card is attached to can use the attack on this card. FFFF - Geo Buster 350 Discard all Energy from this Pokémon.

Tarragon (Supporter) Put up to 4 in any combination of Fighting Pokémon and Basic Fighting Energy cards from your discard pile into your hand.

Naveen (Supporter) Draw until you have 5 cards in hand. Before drawing, you may discard any number of cards from your hand.

Lumiose City (Stadium) Once during each player’s turn, that player may search their deck for a Basic Pokémon and put it onto their Bench. Then, that player shuffles their deck. If a player uses this effect, their turn ends.

Rock Fighting Energy (Special Energy) While attached to a Fighting Pokemon, this card provides 1 Fighting Energy. Prevent all effects of attacks used by your opponent’s Pokémon done to the Fighting Pokémon this card is attached to. (Existing effects are not removed. Damage is not an effect.)

Mega Gallade ex! F - Swift Slash 50+ If this Pokémon doesn't have any damage counters on it, this attack does 150 more damage. FFC - Marvelous Edge 240

Meowth ex! Ability: Trump Card Catch Once during your turn, when you play this Pokémon from your hand onto your Bench, you may search your deck for a Supporter card and put it into your hand. You can't use this Ability if you've already used another Ability with "Trump Card" it its name this turn.

Barbaracle, from the new M3 set (Nihil Zero)! Ability: Stone Arms Once during your turn, you may attach 1 Fighting Energy from your hand to 1 of your Fighting type Pokémon. FFC - Hammer In 80

Mega Zygarde ex!! FFF - Gaia Wave 200 This Pokémon takes 30 less damage from attacks during your opponent's next turn. FFFFF - Nihil Zero For each of your opponent's Pokemon, flip a coin. If heads, this attack deals 150 damage to that Pokemon.

Larry's Dudunsparce ex! CCC - Work Rush 80x Flip a coin for each Energy attached to this Pokémon. This attack does 80 damage for each heads.

Larry's Komala 🐨 Ability: Lethargic Charge Once during your turn, if this Pokémon is on your Bench, you may attach an Energy card from your hand to your Active Larry's Pokémon. C - Drowsy Draw This Pokemon is now Asleep. Deaw 2 cards.

Zangoose ex C - Spike Draw 20 Draw 2 cards. CCC - Wild Scissors 180 This Pokémon does 30 damage to itself. (Did a Seviper design this card?)

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Togedemaru ex! M - Tiggly Needle 20 Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed. MC - Spiky Rollout 80+ If this Pokémon used Spiky Rollout during your last turn, this attack does 80 more damage.

Mandibuzz ex CC - Bone Shot This attack does 50 damage to one of your opponent's Pokemon. DCC - Vulture Claw 160 Discard 1 random card from your opponent's hand.

Carbink Ability: Dual Type While this Pokémon is in play, it is both Fighting and Psychic type. FFC - Counter Jewel 70+ If your opponent has 2 or fewer Prize cards remaining, this attack does 100 more damage.