Pouring one out for the tens of thousands of White House stock photos that became obsolete in a few days.

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing. (📸 Getty Images)

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

Cracker Barrel’s logo change was egregious/unthinkable to MAGA Demolition of White House - MAGA a collective “eh” Makes total sense

This hall is part of what was destroyed yesterday.

Add some mind-blowing frights to your spooky season with this new collection of hot horror scripts from Ash and his team at The #DeadList. Check out this year's crop -- if you dare!

Just so we’re clear, Trump is putting tariffs on a country who criticized him for illegally attacking and killing fisherman in its territorial waters while they were on a disabled boat. America!

So here's one idea. Maybe don't fire artillery shells over a civilian interstate, even if the vice president thinks it'd be a cool way to own the libs.

The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

All the GOP regulars on the Sunday shows tomorrow will still call today's protests violent, unhinged and dangerous despite no evidence and will receive ZERO pushback.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

Three reasons I have hope for America, even after a very dark week: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/why-i-have...

At $20 billion, this bailout was outrageous. How did it get to $40 billion? Why are we bailing out Argentina when so many fundamental programs for Americans are being destroyed?

one thing we can never allow to happen again is making someone president who is rich enough to fund endless frivolous lawsuits

Didn't have the option this script, but this is the last time I will ever, ever, ever write in crash-prone Final Draft. I have lost so much work and wasted so much time this weekend. Miss ya, @fadeinpro.com I'll be back soon.

“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument

Calling Oslo to look for another 11000 votes

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Just to be absolutely clear: The President of the United States has absolutely no power to “take away” any right enumerated in the Constitution from any person. And that is how every single article, blog post, and social media commentary should start when discussing this ludicrous statement.

"WE TOOK THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AWAY"

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

The overdue self reflection on MSNBC about Project 2025 just now? More of that, please. Especially on the Sunday shows.

You may have heard my arguments against the Electoral College before. Here’s a new one the Founders never anticipated: If the President is elected by popular vote, he probably wouldn’t selectively punish entire states for voting against him.

its weird that the president brags about inflicting pain on american citizens and cities right?

the thing is, the attack lines dont actually write themselves, you actually need democratic politicians to write the attack lines and then repeat them over and over

According to Oregon, Trump got the idea that Portland is on fire because Fox News illustrated a September 5 story on protests of ICE with video from the George Floyd riots in 2020. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure

A horror franchise is born

Maybe this rapture is like AFF notifications; rolled out over the course of a month.

Got the lawn mowed just in time for tomorrow's rapture.

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

<<Jim Halpert look to camera.gif>>

Kimmel is back on Tuesday: DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."

Tuesday's Connections puzzle is gonna piss some folks off.

There's a new dog in the neighborhood that barks constantly. Between the distance and my shitty ears, it sounds to me exactly like my wife's voice when she needs help and shouts out my name. I'm gonna have to move, aren't I?

Thanks, buzzkill fortune cookie

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Democracy dying on the eve of the country's 250th birthday is like Betty White dying a few weeks short of her 100th

Tanned, rested and ready for his ABC era

Guessing they go after John Oliver next?

Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years. Speaks for itself.

WAITING GAMES returns for its 6th time in the PAGE Awards finals -- my 12th PAGE finalist overall. Congrats to everyone else who advanced in this year's competition, especially my #scriptsky peeps!

Simply put: If Harrison Ford wins an Emmy and they start suggesting his emotion at winning an acting award at 80-something is costing the Boys & Girls Club money, everybody involved in this telecast should get fired mid-show. #Emmys