I… I do not have time to watch Black Sails again Or do I 🏴‍☠️

I made it through the holiday concert I hit the high Gs I did not screw up my soloooooo It’s a Christmas miracle, god bless us every one 📯

She’s finally heeeere! ❤️🎶❤️

WTF, really?! LOL

This is amazing.

It just occurred to me that half the reason I can’t enjoy Christmas anymore is because Christians have inflicted so much misery on everyone — under the guise of preserving “Merry Christmas.” No, the Holidays aren’t Happy. You made sure of it. My rage is molten.

Go watch Wake Up Dead Man and then read this thread. 🌟

Ooo, this is an interesting thread. Wow.

Santa delivered a heated cat bed today. Cranky old man approved it instantly and has not stirred for the last two hours. Usually he bullies one of the kids until they drop whatever they’re doing to make a blanket lap. Merry Christmas, ya butthead. 🎁

It’s nice to have company on the hill I’m dying on.

Art. I would not have believed crocheted calligraphy could look so good, A++

Today was a pretty good day. I bitch about everything all through December, but I started the morning with a laugh, received an amazing compliment, got a present from a coworker, made a lunch date, and listened to some new music. Gonna finish the week strong.

If I want to talk to my dead grandmother, I will use a ouija board as god intended, you fucking ghouls.

we are barreling towards the solstice, and I can feel myself turning into SUCH a grimy little goblin perhaps a shower will help

how does my high G sound even more like ass this week than last week ffs #frenchhornproblems

WHY MUST PRIVATE ACQUISITION ENSHITTIFY EVERYTHING, MY GOD. NfG has gone straight to hell since Bonterra acquired it. Their latest software update (now, with helpful AI!) has rolled out ROUGH. Half our Board can't log in. Oh, and the price has increased 30%. Donor management software recs, anyone?

It appears there is a group of Santas doing civil disobedience in downtown Chicago while demanding "a city budget for the money not the few." The Santas want billionaires to get taxed. So say we all. Source: www.facebook.com/reel/1415480...

This is adorable.

This, goddammit.

gosh, those KPop Demon Hunter songs are really catchy, why did absolutely nobody warn me

LRP: I’m just gonna park that there so that I can revisit it when I need a pick-me-up.

not Ken Jeong in the crowd with his phone camera out like the proudest dad???? I’m crying??????????? this gave me so much serotonin

The accuracy

I am warm and safe and full of good food and surrounded by family that I love and truly, truly so grateful.

Happy Addams Family Values Day to all who celebrate.

This has been the WEIRDEST day.

Just spent 30 minutes puttering around with my office plants, repotting a few, rearranging for optimal light, moving a big spider baby to her own home, whispering encouragement to the droopy Christmas cactus cutting with the single bud. I feel SO. MUCH. BETTER.

I have been ranting for the last 5 years about how neglecting phonics made some of Gen Z functionally illiterate. It started really coming to light during the pandemic, when parents had to directly assess their kids’ skills at home. Check out “Sold a Story.”

Dick Durbin, putting the “lame” in “lame duck” yet again. Of course, he was toothless before he announced retirement. Anyway, support Kevin Ryan: www.runwithkev.com

Lord, no wonder I’m so tired.

Mamdani’s acceptance speech has me tearing up, whew! I’m so glad I got to visit NYC last month; I’m so happy for them ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LOL

Holy shit, they did it. They did it? THEY DID IT

Lol

“Now, I know for a fact that the working class in this country looks more like a Latino woman who cleans houses than it looks like Platner, a former defense contractor turned oyster farmer with some leftist political beliefs.” @tressiemcphd.bsky.social always.

If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.

Sing it, sister

The NLG remain one of the most important and effective groups in the US in safeguarding basic political speech. And the fact that it took them meeting with the governor’s office to get state police to *maybe* stop beating protesters is a lasting mark of shame on both Pritzker and the ISP.

AI can pry Oxford commas and em dashes from my cold, lifeless, and dead hands—and I dare someone to say something to me about it

This is... exactly it, yes.

*screams in ASTROSMASH*

Got to try an authentic New York slice today, and okay, this is superior to Chicago deep dish. I’M SORRY LOU MALNATI (really, the 2 styles are so different that comparison is silly. Deep dish is delicious, if you’re in the mood for a casserole) NY bagels are a bit overhyped, but the pizza is LEGIT

*ahem*

Himself and I are on the Amtrak, embarking on an Excellent Broadway Adventure, and we might be — surprise! — meeting up with some friends from college who just happen to be visiting the same city at the same time. Serendipity, baby.

This makes me so happy. Love the joy he’s about to discover!

I was in a restaurant tonight with CNN up on the wall, and I glanced up as someone was interviewing Rev. Black, the minister that was shot in the head with a pepper ball. The footage is long distance, so I hadn’t realized before… oh no, he’s hot 🤣🤣🤣 It’s gonna be Luigi Mangione all over again.

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Previous re-skeet: hey @ricktick.bsky.social 😂

this is very very funny, but I think my favorite part is the implication that Keanu Reeves got suckered into saying yes to a bad play

Okay, I'm going to do SOME of this tedious thing I've been avoiding, just to get some momentum going for later, I'm not committing to anything but setup, okay, and maybe this one important part, oh, wait, it's all done. Rude, frankly.