THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB with @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙 Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

This weeks podcast was recorded live at the Strange Days Festival at the Barge Inn. We talked with some great people on the day, and were on stage with @loremen.bsky.social for some lively discussion. open.spotify.com/episode/1fKM...

Some problems in the UK. Food up 24% Utilities up 75% Rents up 22% Clean rivers 14% 2,500+ Food Banks. Our Solution. Blame foreigners and put some fucking flags up!

Just some photos from the last few weeks. Including the rarely spotted Pikachu cloud.

Why is no-one in any position of power IN OUR BLOODY COUNTRY calling Farage out like this?

Shag this, bitches

Can't decide if this is my favourite recent bloop as a standalone or reply to the thread it's in. Either way🐒👍

The Father Ted we all need right now.

Improve your Thursday by listening to this😃👍

He’s just been ID’d in a line up.

The two most recent books I've received as presents have a bit of an unintentional theme to 'em. Both great fun so far. (Car is a toy, books not gigantic) @smershpod.com

James takes Alasdair back to the Croydon of the Cotswolds - Banbury! - home of the "famous" nursery rhyme. You know, the one with the rude horse and the lady with peculiarly positioned bells?

I’m not gonna tell you where we’re going just get into the handbasket OK

The Vowls* If you like this cartoon I can draw one for you for a small fee. *Does not contain the 6th, controversial Wise Owl www.worldofmoose.com/products/vow...

Me pushing for a wealth tax on Good Morning Britain earlier

What a lovely day. **Steps outside** **4.1 seconds later**

Not only a fun podcast, but this design made me chuckle as well.

THE KARATE KID with Steve Hall shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

James takes Alasdair on a whistle-stop tour of Britain's mobile stones. These standing stones were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. Except when they're spinning around on the spot. Or not moving at all.

Bloody hell! That's natural. Can you imagine if they got on the 'roids and started lifting?!

CARRY ON DICK (LIVE) with @itsdanthomas.bsky.social and @paullitchfield.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

You've been hit by, You've been struck by…

A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans. (Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form). www.worldofmoose.com

Watching Pointless. Why would someone rob that bank? I mean you'd need a refrigerated getaway car at least. . . . **Gets coat**

This is a brilliant insight into why we have worsening wealth equity! #GreedyBillionaires youtu.be/aUR5eFQC4lc?...

Man Modifies Cybertruck To Make It Look Less Embarrassing

I still think represents the most shocking void in the UK’s COVID response - when the largest biomedical facility offered to undertake testing (many universities did the same) the government didn’t even answer. The cost would have been minimal. But no profit for private companies… is that it?

Protect extreme wealth at all costs, always vilify the poor, immigrants, the disabled. Them's the rules.

Nearly 40 years on, I still love Viz. @vizcomic.bsky.social

Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Thursday you talented twerps

Forgot to mention, but Smersh Pod was 8 years old in February. 312 episodes that have been a joy. What are your faves?

Amazon Bond Films 1/3 Dr No(t) Delivered. From Russia Those Gloves. PrimeFinger. Orderedball. You Only Sign Once. On Amazon’s Secret Service. Diamonds are Four Stops Away. Track and Let Track. The Man with the Golden Basket. The Spy Who Liked this Item. SoonWaiter. For Your Sign Only.

Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute As requested by Gary Mancini

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

@mooseallain.bsky.social , could I ask for a cheeky repost? I'm super-excited that my satirical play Edifice And Artifice opens at the Cygnet Theatre, Exeter this week!

She was born a few days before the full-scale invasion. On February 16, 2022. She doesn't remember peace but knows tons of love. The queen of my heart and eyes is three years old today. Victory (still a cat) ❤️

I love @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com, but this made me feel sick:"Guide to Finding Cheapest Private Health Insurance". 1 in 4 people have it. We need to fight harder against the normalisation of this - or the NHS will go the same way as NHS dentistry- DEAD 😔 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...

Are the legends true? Was the mistress of Bisham Abbey cursed by a Benedictine monk? Was Lady Hoby a murderer? (Probably not.)

feathers mcgraw portrait

Fly Tipping by J. R. Hartley Requested by Borry McGeurge

Check to see if you like crime thrillers by holding a bitter cop under your chin.