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Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.

Please stop.

Hypothetically speaking, would people be liable for arrest if they peacefully held up “I support Greta Thunberg” signs outside, say, a weapons manufacturer’s buildings?

Because I want to pretend it’s the early 00s again and glitter graphics are all the rage i.ibb.co/3yKRdsPz/smo...

lmao there’s another Thai election coming up soon like it’s actually going to count for anything (see this from last year) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.

Oh thank Christ, I thought that was Capaldi. I hope the Paddington as Grim Reaper thing endures. Centuries from now, he'll be a being of folklore, they'll think the kids' stories came after. Bonus points if he outlives Christianity, so people think he's guardian of the afterlife. The Peru-y Gates.

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Good demonstration of why Google AI overview should not be trusted. According to this, Chris Rea had fairly robust opinions on the "business implications" of Brexit. But it's confusing singer Chris Rea with a completely different person.

SUPERNATURAL (The WB/The CW, 2005-2020)

I keep learning entirely unsolicited pieces of information about who and what a "Mr Beast" is, and I do think every new item of knowledge decreases my overall quality of life by a small but perceptible degree

Very important news - my cat continues to be adorable 🥹

I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!

pls can someone confirm that impulse buying a pair of secondhand heelys on Vinted is a bad idea for me as someone with dyspraxia

This is Ranger. He has picked you as the chosen one for this dinner party. Or as he calls it, the weakest link. 13/10 an honor (TT: sunnycorina)

Can we touch ITEM for a second?

Do you have asthma and an Apple device? I’m trying to be better about keeping track of my inhaler usage and putting data into the Health app, so I made this Apple Shortcut for my iPhone. www.icloud.com/shortcuts/32... Please can you test it out to see if I’ve missed anything?

Your taste is in your arse, go fuck yourself. “Oh but I love my mum’s gravy and it’s like this” your mum makes shite gravy you only like it because of, excuse the pun, Stock Home Syndrome

Do you remember this? Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.

Someone has just posted on my FB wall (belated birthday greeting probably) “wishing you non-stop joy” but it seems like they’ve cursed me because having NON-STOP JOY ALL THE TIME sounds horrific

An inhaler case I ordered two months and a half ago and we assumed got lost in the post just arrived! I’ve had the replacement the company sent for literally two months at this point 🤦🏻‍♀️

Vinted ad: Good condition. Some slight marks, will probably wash out.

Eating my feelings? No, you've misunderstood, *this* is a family sized trifle, not my feelings

We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes. Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine

This entire weekend

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Here’s how my mini sidequest into finding the 13th Doctor’s shirt somehow led to me tracking down yet another Eleanor Shellstrop/The Good Place item for my collection

there’s an Eleanor item I’ve identified but the seller is away until NYE, it won’t let me purchase until they’re back, and it’s already in two other baskets aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

all day yesterday, i had people going out of their way to avoid commenting on these rule changes, instead yelling things like "but what about farage and the dublin agreement, eh? eh?" on a fundamental level, people are not interested in here-and-now harms if their team is responsible for it

imaginary journals sounds like a shoegaze band heavily invested in wool knitwear, and yet

The caption on this from the official Bing Crosby TikTok account is sending me

Trying to knit the cashmere jumper I can’t find would be a bad idea, right? Like I would need the smallest needles and it would take aaaaages

Impressively, not only did the tribunal find that she had harassed her coworker, but also that she was untruthful on the stand, her lawyer asked bizarre questions and her star witness was not answering questions candidly. Quite a lot of texture in that ruling, quite a lot of very smooth reporting...

Apparently this is the wrong answer, so Wes Streeting is launching another review by a team picked to deliver a more convenient answer 🙄 Whichever review gives the answer they want will be hailed as "gold standard science", the other will be ignored.

Forget the Elf on the Shelf - here's King on a Thing! Make your own Henry VIII to sit on your shelf, bookcase, desk or 16th century warship! maryrose.org/things-to-ma...

"So the bad news is we're evicting you, but the good news is we'll be offering your former house to people who have made it very clear they have no desire to live in it!"

Sidenote: one of my most treasured book possessions still remains Richard Scarry’s Biggest Pop-Up Book Ever! It’s truly magic if you can get your hands on a copy (not from me because you’ll have to pry mine from my cold dead hands)

I go on Instagram so little the algorithm thinks I’m a small French child wanting to learn words, and of course, the more videos on French words I watch, the more it shows me…

No While You Were Sleeping?

to the surprise of probably no one who has seen my fixation on Eleanor Shellstrop clothes, I have just learned I have ADHD (with possible autism too but I’ll deal with that one later) 🫣

It's still a better name than "Chandler".

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

I went to CuppaPug Edinburgh and Stanley, who doesn’t like being picked up, crawled into my lap 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Burst out laughing at this graffiti. Why indeed.

Oh, the irony of the CloudFlare outage taking out Down Detector too…